Reposted by Chris WoodenSACosby @blacktopkid.bsky.social · 16/10/2026An underrated classic. I truly think it suffered from the idea that critics didn't want to accept Eddie could direct too. He was already too successful. "You gonna shoot me in my pinky toe?" Lol 7765 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 14hIt figures we'd both have Goon Squad and a B.E.E. book on ours 110 0
Reposted by Chris Woodendell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 16hNEW: I made some embeds to track Elon Musk's super PAC using FEC data. Our candidate tracker is polling daily so you can jump on this page any time before the election to see where those millions are going (mostly Texas, Ohio, and Michigan so far). Next report is Oct 22. 12475194 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/10/2026and now the owners can't complain about payroll disparity, right right 752039 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Also good luck to mlb as they try to force a lockout under the “small market teams have no chance” narrative on the heels of the Brewers, Guardians or Rays winning the World Series. Whoopsies! 26686103 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenJordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I got into a coffee-shop conversation with a few people about what we were reading, and a guy apologized because he was reading Infinite Jest and therefore being "performative". I told him that the idea of the "performative male" is a right-wing idea meant to police gender. I hope he believed me. 615536 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I forget who posted it but the idea that Americans live inside a “casino run by murderers” has not left my brain since I saw it 4591127 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenJeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026D'Angelo singing "Cruisin" with Smokey Robinson at the 1996 Essence Awards. As introduced by Sinbad and Halle Berry. The greatest moment in American history. 23916 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenFlaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 08/10/2026TODAY: Three years after the October 7 attacks and the beginning of the genocide in Gaza, a selection of our work on Israel, Palestine, and this ongoing moral and humanitarian catastrophe. www.google.com/url?q=https:...google.comA Palestine readerThree years into a genocide 04220 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenSpencer Bagley @sbagley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the human condition in 2026: 0307 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenNatalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026idk i like writing about country music and jazz precisely BECAUSE both genres are widely misunderstood, written off at opposite ends of the spectrum: one as too stupid to care about and one as too complicated and snobby. both wrong obvs. but damn those misconceptions can grate! 3725 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 295113544116 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenpauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Half of the reason that people become interested in movies in the first place is sex and dating and everything connected with eroticism on the screen. I felt that not to deal with all of that in its most naked form was to shirk part of what's involved in being a critic. (2001) 28219 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenMike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.” 654030548 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We live in such an incredibly stupid era 561777191 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Those "No Time Like October" shirts the Cubs are rocking in the dugout are going to go so hard once their off-season vacations begin tomorrow. 120 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenSarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Paywalls are toll roads to a gated community, one that the average American cannot afford to enter in an era of inflated prices and deflated expectations. Democracy relies on an informed citizenry. Pay-to-play democracy is no democracy at all." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/gutting-th...sarahkendzior.substack.comGutting the Fourth EstateThe US media were willing cogs in Trump’s machine. Now he’s tearing it down. 14305120 0
Reposted by Chris Woodeninthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 28/09/2026we are about to find out who got the bestiality clearance 16418 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread 1464055 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Max Scherzer was NOT coming out of this game! 😤 423857 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This song still fucking rips Listen to Cuntology 101 on your streaming service tidal.com/track/390850...tidal.comLambrini Girls - Cuntology 101Listen to Cuntology 101 on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 000 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenMike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Written it many times before, but it bears repeating: Every player and team and league that does this is rooting for its fans to lose. 35210 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My go-to: www.traderjoes.com/home/product...traderjoes.com 010 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of the most important relationships one has is the relationship they have with their closest taco shop. Grateful to live a 3 minute walk from one of the best to do it. 002 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is how I found out that MMJ released an album this year. Quite the fall-off 121 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenLeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why doesn’t ABC News interview mickey mouse who can do things other mice can’t do including have a dog friend and own a separate dog as a pet 0316 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/08/2026thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao 2640699 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i am saying with 100 percent sincerity that this needs to be in a museum 911932 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Obviously this country has been a charnel house for centuries but I cannot emphasize enough how much worse our response to 9/11 made every single fucking thing here and abroad. Every single thing. They well and truly got our asses. 2448668 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As if we aren't going through enough right now 040 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t believe AI will kill us all. But I do believe it can make all our lives worse, which has already started to come into effect, and it’s clear that the people behind the technology don’t care at all about the human cost. 38945149 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026200 Cigarettes is bangers only from start to finish 010 0
Reposted by Chris WoodenAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026dlvr.itPablo Torre deserves his victory lap over journalism criticsOn Wednesday, the NBA brought down the hammer on the Los Angeles Clippers. After an investigation into allegations that the team had circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard extra money on top of his salary that was on the books, the league concluded that it had “found a pattern of misconduct and multiple… 2718 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/09/2026i legitimately think threads may be a bigger net-negative on society than twitter is at this point 2332 0
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The handful of times I've been on there have made me question humanity's future more than anything else. Truly some of the worst, stupidest ideas and arguments I've ever seen. 110 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026wait sorry late to this but, WHY THE PARTY-SIZE FUCK IS MARK WAHLBERG STARRING IN A MOVIE ABOUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT 1518915 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenxthexlambx.bsky.social @xthexlambx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Also sucks that most national media personalities and essentially every individual sports follower I know is gleefully dancing on the clippers’ grave with no mention or sympathy for the fans, clippers staff, and media members who will suffer. 051 0
Reposted by Chris Woodenceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218814409 0