Reposted by Chris WoodenNatalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 16hidk i like writing about country music and jazz precisely BECAUSE both genres are widely misunderstood, written off at opposite ends of the spectrum: one as too stupid to care about and one as too complicated and snobby. both wrong obvs. but damn those misconceptions can grate! 3664
Reposted by Chris WoodenGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 294111594046
Reposted by Chris Woodenpauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Half of the reason that people become interested in movies in the first place is sex and dating and everything connected with eroticism on the screen. I felt that not to deal with all of that in its most naked form was to shirk part of what's involved in being a critic. (2001) 28319
Reposted by Chris WoodenMike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.” 654010545
Reposted by Chris WoodenMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We live in such an incredibly stupid era 581780190
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Those "No Time Like October" shirts the Cubs are rocking in the dugout are going to go so hard once their off-season vacations begin tomorrow. 120
Reposted by Chris WoodenSarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Paywalls are toll roads to a gated community, one that the average American cannot afford to enter in an era of inflated prices and deflated expectations. Democracy relies on an informed citizenry. Pay-to-play democracy is no democracy at all." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/gutting-th...sarahkendzior.substack.comGutting the Fourth EstateThe US media were willing cogs in Trump’s machine. Now he’s tearing it down. 14305121
Reposted by Chris Woodeninthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 28/09/2026we are about to find out who got the bestiality clearance 16518
Reposted by Chris Woodenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread 1464055
Reposted by Chris WoodenMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Max Scherzer was NOT coming out of this game! 😤 423857
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This song still fucking rips Listen to Cuntology 101 on your streaming service tidal.com/track/390850...tidal.comLambrini Girls - Cuntology 101Listen to Cuntology 101 on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 000
Reposted by Chris WoodenMike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Written it many times before, but it bears repeating: Every player and team and league that does this is rooting for its fans to lose. 35210
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of the most important relationships one has is the relationship they have with their closest taco shop. Grateful to live a 3 minute walk from one of the best to do it. 002
Reposted by Chris WoodenLeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why doesn’t ABC News interview mickey mouse who can do things other mice can’t do including have a dog friend and own a separate dog as a pet 0316
Reposted by Chris Woodenjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/08/2026thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao 2640799
Reposted by Chris Woodenalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i am saying with 100 percent sincerity that this needs to be in a museum 911932
Reposted by Chris WoodenLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Obviously this country has been a charnel house for centuries but I cannot emphasize enough how much worse our response to 9/11 made every single fucking thing here and abroad. Every single thing. They well and truly got our asses. 2448769
Reposted by Chris WoodenKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t believe AI will kill us all. But I do believe it can make all our lives worse, which has already started to come into effect, and it’s clear that the people behind the technology don’t care at all about the human cost. 38945149
Reposted by Chris WoodenAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026dlvr.itPablo Torre deserves his victory lap over journalism criticsOn Wednesday, the NBA brought down the hammer on the Los Angeles Clippers. After an investigation into allegations that the team had circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard extra money on top of his salary that was on the books, the league concluded that it had “found a pattern of misconduct and multiple… 2718
Reposted by Chris Woodenslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/09/2026i legitimately think threads may be a bigger net-negative on society than twitter is at this point 2332
Reposted by Chris Woodenxthexlambx.bsky.social @xthexlambx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Also sucks that most national media personalities and essentially every individual sports follower I know is gleefully dancing on the clippers’ grave with no mention or sympathy for the fans, clippers staff, and media members who will suffer. 051
Reposted by Chris Woodenceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193219004419
Reposted by Chris Woodenmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It is bad for the future of left politics in the United States that the dream so many Americans have is not "live in a country where I am well compensated for my labor" but "acquire enough wealth so that I can have Passive Income as a landlord" 1442643
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Clippers' theme song this season. Hope we break your team's heart in the playoffs. tidal.com/track/331490...tidal.comDMX - We Right Here (Dolby Atmos)Listen to We Right Here (Dolby Atmos) on TIDAL 000
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That said, as much as I think this punishment is a severe overreaction and a penance for previously soft punishments from Silver, ESPN should be ashamed for their league-run-media model. Unfortunately they have no shame at all. Sports media's a joke in 2026 (even most of your fav publications) 100
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think we should dogpile on this post for its intentional vagueness. 020
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Being a die hard Clippers fan is an endless cycle of pain. 000
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Way too many I've seen twice to pick from, so I'll go to some I've seen at least thrice: Nas Best Coast Erykah Badu Caroline Rose Tom Petty 000
Reposted by Chris WoodenNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026If pubs are doing ranked lists they should only let one person write it. It should always be 100 items long and done in one day. you should be able to read the writers long descent into madness as they near the top ten. By the time they hit One it should be theories on how to trap & kill God. 327831
Reposted by Chris WoodenNatalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026enacting one of my pet initiatives: every toddler girl i know (and they are legion) gets a basketball hoop 72137
Reposted by Chris WoodenJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894511287
Reposted by Chris WoodenNatalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026critical to remember that for a lot of dolly's adult life she was a punchline - the reverence is recent. nevertheless she persisted etc 583573423
Reposted by Chris WoodenCraig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026[slides dre into the timbaland folder] 1222
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Big yikes on this missed FTs from Caitlin. Great Liberty win 000
Reposted by Chris WoodenSarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 08/08/2026sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/covering-c... 19861365
Reposted by Chris Woodenmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Ticketmaster CEO for Bass" pretty much explains the entire dynamics of the race 433562
Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Listen to GONE FISHING on your streaming service tidal.com/track/552250...tidal.comDenzel Curry & Kenny Beats - GONE FISHINGListen to GONE FISHING on TIDAL 010
Reposted by Chris WoodenJenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've been thinking about this but he said it better. "Traveling with Natalie." The sound of that phrase. How much work it did. 515123
Reposted by Chris Woodenburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026re: the marc lore timberwolves sale AND the lakers sale, maybe pro sports commissioners need to set it in stone that if you buy a franchise you need to own it X number of years before selling—barring some sort of necessity—before every league is just overrun by opportunistic flippers 5376
Reposted by Chris WoodenRobert Flom @richhomieflom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026NBA teams being treated just as another asset in a portfolio by private equity ghouls is bad. Controversial statement I know. 4169892