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Chris Wooden

@slowdumars.bsky.social
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Southern California kid. I write and cook (come check out my pop-up when you're in San Diego!). I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, and food. A defector from the petty wars. #clippers #lvaces #chesleafc #cruzazul

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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 16h
idk i like writing about country music and jazz precisely BECAUSE both genres are widely misunderstood, written off at opposite ends of the spectrum: one as too stupid to care about and one as too complicated and snobby. both wrong obvs. but damn those misconceptions can grate!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Half of the reason that people become interested in movies in the first place is sex and dating and everything connected with eroticism on the screen. I felt that not to deal with all of that in its most naked form was to shirk part of what's involved in being a critic. (2001)
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We live in such an incredibly stupid era
Gavin Newsom: I just signed an executive order permanently declaring Artificial Intelligence "Artificial Intelligence" in California.
You're welcome, America.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT
STATE OF CALIFORNIA
EXECUTIVE ORDER N-10-26
WHEREAS California dominates Artificial Intelligence ("Al") innovation. even as no state has taken more aggressive action to strengthen the safety. security, and consumer privacy of Al; and
WHEREAS, while language and choice of terminology can have significance, purporting to change something's name cannot distract a person of normal intelligence from recognizing the impotent and craven failure to take action to address well-documented emerging security and safety risks posed by that thing.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GAVIN NEWSOM, Governor of the State of California. in accordance with the authority vested in me by the State Constitution and statutes of the State of California, further informed by common sense, do hereby issue the following Order to become effective immediately:
IT IS HEREBY ORDERED THAT: All agencies and departments subject to my authority shall refer to Artificial Intelligence and Al as "Artificial Intelligence" and
"Al," notwithstanding any rebranded or different terminology used by the federal government, unless inconsistent with the law.
I FURTHER DIRECT that as soon as hereafter possible, this Order be filed in the Office of the Secretary of State and that widespread publicity and notice be given of this Order.
This Order is not intended to, and does not, create any rights or benefits. substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity, against the State of California, its agencies, departments, entities, officers, employees, or any other person.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF I have hereunto set my hand and caused pe Great Seal of the State of lifornia to be grixed this 30th day September 20
AVIN
Governor
ATTEST:
alifornia
SHIRLEY N. WEBER, PH.D
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Those "No Time Like October" shirts the Cubs are rocking in the dugout are going to go so hard once their off-season vacations begin tomorrow.
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Paywalls are toll roads to a gated community, one that the average American cannot afford to enter in an era of inflated prices and deflated expectations. Democracy relies on an informed citizenry. Pay-to-play democracy is no democracy at all." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/gutting-th...
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Gutting the Fourth Estate
The US media were willing cogs in Trump’s machine. Now he’s tearing it down.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 28/09/2026
we are about to find out who got the bestiality clearance
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer was NOT coming out of this game! 😤
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This song still fucking rips Listen to Cuntology 101 on your streaming service tidal.com/track/390850...
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Lambrini Girls - Cuntology 101
Listen to Cuntology 101 on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Written it many times before, but it bears repeating: Every player and team and league that does this is rooting for its fans to lose.
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the most important relationships one has is the relationship they have with their closest taco shop. Grateful to live a 3 minute walk from one of the best to do it.
Interior of an old, tile floored taco ship with a fading, hand painted sign that reads Don Lucio's Taco Shop #2. 

Location: IYKY
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She's never been better than she was here
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why doesn’t ABC News interview mickey mouse who can do things other mice can’t do including have a dog friend and own a separate dog as a pet
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You simply have to laugh
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A chune
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/08/2026
thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i am saying with 100 percent sincerity that this needs to be in a museum
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Obviously this country has been a charnel house for centuries but I cannot emphasize enough how much worse our response to 9/11 made every single fucking thing here and abroad. Every single thing. They well and truly got our asses.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t believe AI will kill us all. But I do believe it can make all our lives worse, which has already started to come into effect, and it’s clear that the people behind the technology don’t care at all about the human cost.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
dlvr.it
Pablo Torre deserves his victory lap over journalism critics
On Wednesday, the NBA brought down the hammer on the Los Angeles Clippers. After an investigation into allegations that the team had circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard extra money on top of his salary that was on the books, the league concluded that it had “found a pattern of misconduct and multiple…
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/09/2026
i legitimately think threads may be a bigger net-negative on society than twitter is at this point
screenshot of threads post:

slop.guru now
god this app is fucking evil. why would you change it for 7 days and then change it back do you think i am magically going to give a shit about ai by next thursday? fucking insidious behavior

screenshot of a “dear algo” request response:

Your feed will be updated for 7 days based on your request. now
dear algo stop showing me ai discourse or anything related to ai or people talking about liking ai or hat...
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xthexlambx.bsky.social @xthexlambx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also sucks that most national media personalities and essentially every individual sports follower I know is gleefully dancing on the clippers’ grave with no mention or sympathy for the fans, clippers staff, and media members who will suffer.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is bad for the future of left politics in the United States that the dream so many Americans have is not "live in a country where I am well compensated for my labor" but "acquire enough wealth so that I can have Passive Income as a landlord"
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Clippers' theme song this season. Hope we break your team's heart in the playoffs. tidal.com/track/331490...
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DMX - We Right Here (Dolby Atmos)
Listen to We Right Here (Dolby Atmos) on TIDAL
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That said, as much as I think this punishment is a severe overreaction and a penance for previously soft punishments from Silver, ESPN should be ashamed for their league-run-media model. Unfortunately they have no shame at all. Sports media's a joke in 2026 (even most of your fav publications)
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah shit
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think we should dogpile on this post for its intentional vagueness.
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Being a die hard Clippers fan is an endless cycle of pain.
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Way too many I've seen twice to pick from, so I'll go to some I've seen at least thrice: Nas Best Coast Erykah Badu Caroline Rose Tom Petty
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026
If pubs are doing ranked lists they should only let one person write it. It should always be 100 items long and done in one day. you should be able to read the writers long descent into madness as they near the top ten. By the time they hit One it should be theories on how to trap & kill God.
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
enacting one of my pet initiatives: every toddler girl i know (and they are legion) gets a basketball hoop
kids basketball hoop with purple ribbon
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
critical to remember that for a lot of dolly's adult life she was a punchline - the reverence is recent. nevertheless she persisted etc
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[slides dre into the timbaland folder]
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Big yikes on this missed FTs from Caitlin. Great Liberty win
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For my money, song and album of the year
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/covering-c...
Excerpt HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT in free newsletter, Sarah Kendzior, Covering Crime With Scandal https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/covering-crime-with-scandal
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Ticketmaster CEO for Bass" pretty much explains the entire dynamics of the race
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Chris Wooden @slowdumars.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Listen to GONE FISHING on your streaming service tidal.com/track/552250...
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Denzel Curry & Kenny Beats - GONE FISHING
Listen to GONE FISHING on TIDAL
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've been thinking about this but he said it better. "Traveling with Natalie." The sound of that phrase. How much work it did.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
re: the marc lore timberwolves sale AND the lakers sale, maybe pro sports commissioners need to set it in stone that if you buy a franchise you need to own it X number of years before selling—barring some sort of necessity—before every league is just overrun by opportunistic flippers
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Robert Flom @richhomieflom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
NBA teams being treated just as another asset in a portfolio by private equity ghouls is bad. Controversial statement I know.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
😂
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