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Slouching Beast

@slouchingbeast.bsky.social
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Overgrown parody of a somewhat brilliant kid. Known for having opinions. Will occasionally paint toys.

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Phil Szostak @philszostak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Tony [Gilroy] finally turned to me, and he said, ‘Hey, you just got to stop pitching plot. Plot is bullshit. Plot is what happens when you get the behavior right. Pitch me a line of dialogue, pitch me atmosphere, pitch me something visual. Stop pitching stuff that happens.’” 1/2
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
You’ll never guess which country was the only one to vote against the proposal
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Best thing about this world cup having an this new visibility, and Argentina going all the way to the finals, is that now the whole world knows what's their deal.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Gustavo Pizzo @gugpizzo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Dilma and Lula: Waving and Blowing a Kiss
ALT: Dilma and Lula: Waving and Blowing a Kiss
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/06/2026
corinthians doing a pride post but removing green from the flag because its the colour of their rivals (palmeiras) is peak brazilian football
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm playing in a Trench Crusade tournament in a month, and I've been trying to figure out a color scheme for my team. I'll probably ended up back to the official look, but I can't resist fooling around a little until then. I also painted a dwarf for my DnD game, and I'm actually pretty happy with it
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That damn smile meme with a new Ogor Maulbeast face
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Pica 🎨 @picatea.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Peak mid 30s man, #RambaRal.
Little watercolour drawing of a tiny cute Ramba Ral from #Gundam
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yall, it's either Cabo or Cape. Capo is no good.
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Altas Inabilidades @altmelissa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Apenas Zoran Mamdani hoje falando sobre SÓCRATES, DEMOCRACIA CORINTHIANA e CORINTHIANS. 🖤🤍
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Making a popular show is crazy cuz you can explicitly set certain things up through clues and symbolism and there will be people who are like "I see all that, and I'm acknowledging that I see all that... Anyway my theory is that the opposite is true. ☝️😀"
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slowly turning into a nervous lizard @spittinglizards.drive-in.lol · 31/05/2026
mangacap from dorohedoro, depicting caiman walking into the hungry bug with the text, “A bunch of gyozas and roast pork will surely help me.”
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i want the filoniverse to succeed but it feels like the central problem is that you put the guy in this meme in charge
Guy saying "Wow! Cool Robot!" at a gundam that is shooting the words "War Is Bad" over the guy's head
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Bungie just killed Destiny, and I really don't know how to feel about it. I mean, I'm angry as fuck, but I've been angry for a long time already, and l think I'll keep being this way about this for a while. But apart from that, I don't know how to feel. This shit is so sad and stupid and sad and sad
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Ursula Dorada @sulamoon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Mas confia que o problema é o fandom de fujoshi
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Dudes with hobbies rock.
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My fellow Bolsonaro haters who don't speak Portuguese We all enjoy the "go to hospital when accused" memes, but today his son's Presidential campaign got destroyed by a scandal that includes US actor Jim Caviezel lol. I want you to enjoy this moment as well: www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
washingtonpost.com
Brazil presidential hopeful Flávio Bolsonaro denies wrongdoing after asking banker for millions
Brazilian Sen. Flávio Bolsonaro denied any wrongdoing Wednesday in his reported request for 61 million reais ($12 million) from jailed banker Daniel Vorcaro
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Op never heard of Star Wars.
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I actually have some variety on the green front, even though some of my greens do looks like grey. #warhammer #40k #AoS #nerdlings
An unit of Krieg troopers in green overcoats.A goblin archer from the Gloomspite Gitz, with green skin, blue cloak and a red mushroom for a hat.Three orruk brute ragerz, with dark-yellow armored trousers and dirty green bare chests and arms. Green armored terminator space marine with dirty and chipped olive-green armor.
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I've been swindled into a painting challenge by a friend that cowardly dropped out of it, but I still wanted to show a proof of my efforts. Here's one week of hobby effort on a large monster, Big Ush. Very much still a WIP, but I'm really enjoying painting him. #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #AoS
A Warhammer figurine of Ushoran, Mortarch of Delusion, a large decrepit vampire, hunched down with a snarling expression on his face.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/04/2026
selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 23/04/2026
Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented
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TIgra de Zamboja @pernetinha.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Brasil declara guerra ao México wradio.com.mx/2026/04/21/d...
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Declaran al perro caramelo como raza 100% mexicana; ¿Qué significa esto?
El reconocimiento fue impulsado por la Procuraduría de Protección al Ambiente del Estado de México, que lo incluyó como parte del imaginario canino nacional
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We should have never doubted this man
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
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Szkin 🏳️‍⚧️ WATCH GHOST IN THE SHELL @szkinart.net · 16/04/2026
reddit is a wonderful platform where you are encouraged to talk about other people’s shit or repost it without attribution but if you post your own stuff they will beat you with hammers
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This shit is probably coming everywhere, mostly because the establishment got tired of the fact that everything they say can be fact checked with a 30 seconds Google search.
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A few weeks ago I mentioned to my wife that I believed we were just a few years away from the US Navy to start acting as corsairs. Thing is, I say a lot of stuff, and even I thought that a carrier group doing piracy was a little too absurd. Hate to see I was wrong on the timeline, not the concept...
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 10/04/2026
Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse, grinning sarcastically and dressed to kill, with a speech bubble photoshopped under her.
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos.
1) Duas pessoas humanas, mas, em vez de cabeça, de suas golas sai uma grande mão segurando um objeto. Uma delas segura uma lata de algo em spray. A outra segura um isqueiro. A do spray faz menção de que vai falar.
2) A pessoa mão com spray pressiona a válvula e dispara um jato de algo em vapor. A outra, que é mão com isqueiro, se aproxima.
3) A pessoa mão com isqueiro acende uma chama, que inflama o spray da outra, produzindo uma grande labareda.
4) A pessoa mão com spray, já sem a labareda frente a si, reclama: “Você distorceu o que eu disse.”
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The AAA games industry keeps improving character models with high detail like individual stands of hair and shit like that but they refuse to model sheaths and bandoliers for storing equipment and weapons. I don't want to see another skin pore until my dudes can stop glueing guns to their hips.
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Every day, further from the light...
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Leslie Nielsen in Dracula dead and loving it. For some reason he's wearing basically the same thing as prince Charles in the quote posted article. Except his collar is large and popped.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs *gestures wildly at Bluesky today*
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
think about my father being called
"boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old,
when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 13/03/2026
Ok, but this won't be that effective. They should have created inflatable fake hospitals and schools instead if they really wanted to fool the US and Israel.
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Geoffrey Hughes @geofffhughes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war.
Elad Simchayoff on twitter:

I interviewed two Israeli Air Force pilots who are part of the operation in Iran. When I asked what it felt like to enter Iranian airspace for the first time, one of them said:
“You find yourself thinking, what do these people, so far away from us, actually want from us? They have a huge and beautiful country. Right now full of snow and lakes. Truly a very, very beautiful place. What do they want from us, this small piece of land? It’s such a strange feeling.”
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t0ussaint ☭黑人问号脸 @t0ussaint.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
🙈
 UPDATE: Bahrain prosecutors now seeking death penalty for citizens accused of photographing damage from Iranian attacks

Bahrain’s Public Prosecution is seeking the death penalty for defendants accused of “high betrayal,” alleging they photographed locations where photography is prohibited.

In court, prosecutors said the kingdom faces “brutal Iranian aggression,” adding that “loyalty to the homeland is not an option that accepts negotiation,” and calling for “maximum penalties” for violators, “without the slightest mercy,” which they added is the “death penalty.”

The case comes as authorities continue blaming Iran for damage from a strike in Sitra, where 32 civilians, including children, were injured after a Bahraini air-defense interceptor appears to have struck a residential area.
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t0ussaint ☭黑人问号脸 @t0ussaint.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
israel arresting reporters for reporting🙊
Israel media ‘blackout’ on attacks as military censor targets reporters

By Nour Odeh
Reporting of Ramallah, occupied West Bank

Throughout this war – I have to say I’ve never seen anything like it – the military censor has been adamant.

It has imposed basically an information blackout on where these missiles and rockets are falling, and how many have been fired by Iran or Hezbollah. It is having authorities arrest journalists who are deemed to have said too much on the air.

Meanwhile, we know now two people have been killed today in Israel in an area close to Ben Gurion Airport near Tel Aviv.
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm reinstalling stuff on a newly formated computer, and having the opportunity to see what some softwares that I've been using for years look to new users. First shock is that they now intrudece themselves, "hey, this is Such-and-Such™, I'm good and cool, and my AI is very useful".
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hegseth's holy war is the funniest shit because neither the USA is the center of christian faith not Iran is the holy land. Like, he's the one motherfucker in the leadership of that country that maybe actually believes this bullshit, and this mess of a justification is what he came out with.
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You know what scares the fuck out of me? We know of at least 2 times the Soviets got spooked by misinformation and almost launched nukes, and it came to none single guy being chill enough to look at the situation and stop it. We never heard of any situation like this on the American side.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Where is the lie?
CHINA:

"The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years.

The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions.

The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."
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Slouching Beast @slouchingbeast.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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a man with his eyes closed is wearing a plaid shirt and a blue jacket .
ALT: a man with his eyes closed is wearing a plaid shirt and a blue jacket .
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
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cm 🍁 @cmcalgary.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Bolsonaro in prison, Yeon sentenced to prison, Andrew arrested on his birthday...and America still holding on to a 34 count felon as President.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!
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