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Ali B

@alic.bsky.social
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Human <--> techie translator. Organ donation recipient/advocate. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally. Londoner in the West Country. Views are mine, you can't have them.

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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 51m
Cool, another reason never to buy anything from Amazon.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 1h
I keep seeing these. Absolute idiots. Fair play to that judge 🔥
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 7h
Oh I love me a good mute/block session.
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Cat in Hard Hat Blocks Button
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Alom Shaha @alomshaha.bsky.social · 11h
Death star booting up to fire?
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm quite enjoying @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social making 6 7 uncool on #OnlyConnect tonight!
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's really easy to sing this song in the voice of Cartman from South Park. Go on. Try it.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great first show. Loving the presenters. Loving the tweaks. It's BACK BABY #Strictly Also, stop with the Josh bashing, he's great, bringing the comedy Tess never quite achieved.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bots have nothing to do with Open AI They are not a new thing. Unless he put any new ones there, in which case arrest that motherfucker already. Stop treating him like a fucking guru, it's pathetic.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lolz
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Steph Wright @elmosmoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely love this from @jessharwoodart.bsky.social that appeared in the @australia.theguardian.com
Comic showing incredible data centres we should support locally across 6 panel - The Local Library, Community Groups, Seed Banks, Local Nurseries, The Pub and Your Brain
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All "Best of" Lists are subjective and therefore meaningless. Just make your own "these were my favourites" ilists. This is how I can exist with the fact that a List once said that Mrs Brown's Boys was the best comedy. It's all bollocks.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BATS We've got roosting bats in our little undercroft next to the house (not in it or in the roof, phew) and they're ADORABLE I need an IR camera immediately
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YIKES
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching #ClickbaitClinic on iPlayer. A pretty calm, balanced show, debunking a lot of insta/tiktok nonsense. Although, MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Timeline cleanse
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And thus one of the few advantages of no longer living in London finally asserts itself. I feel practically off-grid out here.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thread du jour-
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 23/09/2026
London folks! For our map we are trying to identify the location of what used to be number 24, Corporation Buildings in Clerkenwell. We found this map of the old buildings so it's clear what block it was on, however, we can't tell which one was number 24. Can anyone help us identify the correct one?
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looking at Stacey Dooley's new TV show schedule is like witnessing a remarkably clear example of Betteridge's Law of Headlines in TV land.
The first three titles of Stacey Dooley's series "Clickbait Clinic": 1. Is leg-lengthening surgery safe? 2. Is the carnivore diet good for you? 3. Can a drip make me younger? 

(clue: NO)
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Morning! What a beautiful day! 😎
The morning sun rising over a telegraph pole
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sorry what? 40 years???
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙁 i hates it
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Argh - the supermarkets have just released their Christmas shopping slots. It begins
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Antonio Banderas: Not Yet You Wait (Desperado)
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haaaaa
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Um. Francis Galton is also the father of eugenics, no? Strange choice
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Awww YAY #Strictly
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know any of these men #Strictly
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have to say, I like the newbies. Josh is going to be the chaos element that Claud added. Emma is a steady pair of hands. JoJo is elegance personified. Let's go! #Strictly
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm going to log off for the weekend. Because it's good for the brain. Bye!
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Excellent
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fact Loved it so much it's tattooed on my arm
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's got the look of a weird little Trojan horse to me 👀
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Those Ozempic faces are just a bit weird #Taskmaster
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my goodness. 20yo would be amazed and pretty shocked. Who/what/where I am now bears absolutely no resemblance to 20 year old me. That wayward lost kid, she done good in the end.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fuck is James bloody Martin doing at Chef's Table #CelebrityMasterChef #MasterChef
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh my fucking god what is wrong with people
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very sad to hear this. I knew her slightly, she was wonderful to talk to and very generous with knowledge and wisdom.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no. I had the good fortune to meet her once at an event I was running. What a brilliant woman.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a brilliant brave woman. She's right about allyship. I hope she's ok.
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice to see this getting some attention. It's completely true, and I dearly wish more journalists understood where these common narratives about AI actually come from.
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Georgia Lewis @georgialewis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you love cats? Yes! Without cat pictures, the internet would collapse! If this fabulous @kickstarter.com project gets off the ground, I'll give my Purrwave to the mighty @kinglucythe1st.bsky.social And if you have a few quid to spare, here is the link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cal...
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Purrwave
A speaker that purrs to keep cats calm. No apps. No subscriptions. Just the gentle vibration of purrs to soothe your cat.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*watches cautiously*
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh wow, it's finally happening
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I muted "AI" here would there be anything left to read?
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Steppenläufer Tumbleweed
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On first glance I genuinely thought that was Vic Reeves in the Club Style.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Brilliant. Nothing will ever top the Orange Tango Ear Slaps though 🍊
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
💯
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you hadn't been keeping an eye on Sweden, it's worth being aware.
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