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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
goober peas
6 panel comic

P1: a close up of Charlie Brown, looking characteristically world-weary, as he rest his chin on the top of a brick wall. The art is black & white --done in a style replicating Charles Schulz's style-- with a texture on the page to give the impression of being on aged pulpy paper.

Charlie, sighing, asks "you ever feel like life doesn't make any sense..."

P2: we dolly back to reveal who Charlie is speaking to. Imagine a character that looks about as wrong as possible for the Peanuts universe. Every single element of their design is "wrong." 

P3: a closeup on the entity, as it leans its masked face toward Charlie and says "answer in the affirmative, and confirmation that i, too, feel this to be so, charles brown"

Even their very speech bubble is wrong, with its sinuous tail coming directly out of the knife slash of a void that is its "mouth."

P4: we dolly way back, revealing the full extent of the wall, which sits in the middle of a grassy plain. Shadowy trees and buildings sit on the horizon, while clouds tower high into the sky.

P5: same scene, only now the wall --including Charlie and the entity-- begins to float into the air.

P6: we are now high into the sky, clouds filling the left half of the panel. Rising above the clouds, Charlie and the entity float away to who knows what fate. 

Charlie gives a token "good grief"
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 1h
Yes, people in this country do not really have any idea quite how, uh, remarkable and distinctive the British media are
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2h
right wingers experience the world as a word association game. you can show them bike lanes are good for business all you want but Bicycle -> Emissions / Climate / Europe / Healthy -> Regulations -> Bad for Business
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 2h
out: ai in: gay guy
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 19h
because you do a 360 and big walk away
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Crimes by Women (3627)
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Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So, fun fact: according to UK discrimination law, that last set of remarks means King Charles has, strictly speaking, become a victim of islamophobic discrimination
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Cai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
so a thing about me is I love mawkish children's poetry
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15/10/2026
they kill SO MANY people and we spend SO MUCH money trying to get them not to but they are unstoppable
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15/10/2026
i think one thing monster movies often don't reckon with is how dangerous cars are if you're TRYING to use them as a weapon
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
just 1 hamster (mutant hamster)
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Kenny Campbell @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have never seen coverage of a live trial, one involving allegations of multiple sex attacks on multiple women, framed in a more distasteful way. It's not 'Fame under fire' it's a rape trial. And it involves actual women. And this from the *checks notes* BBC
BBC screengrab from within their Russell Brand trial coverage.  Image of Brand in 70s-style aviator glasses, with earpods in, blank expression. Long dark wavy hair, black and grey beard, dark unbuttoned shirt. All on a fire red/orange and black background
BBC logo top and centre, underneath a subdeck reading: Fame Under Fire. Then the headline 'Russell Brand On Trial'. 
The words 'fire'and 'trial' are coloured to look like they are glowing orange at the bottom
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Kansas City Royals BBQ Reese's Sandwich (2022-2022): Pulled pork doused in Sweet Baby Ray's bbq sauce, crumbled bacon, and crushed Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, served on a toasted Vienna roll. Served exclusively at the Kansas City Royals' Kauffman Stadium during the 2022 baseball season
A toasted roll filled with bbq pork, bacon, and crushed Reese's cups, sitting on a white plate with a little flag on the top
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Progress being made
Brown, green,and maroon threads have been added.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Posters rock
Guy on reddit asking why the mona lisa got more recognition than other paintings. One of the examples is some jonah hex shit of a guy blasting a  resurrected corpse with a gun in a cemetery
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ozymandias from Watchmen saying "I left the office thirty-five minutes ago."
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Encountered an amazing OOO email opening the other week: "Thanks for your email. I am already out of office."
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tamunade/タムナデ姉 @tamunade.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
きょうの犬。三者三様。
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EpicLinkSam @epiclinksam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"CFTC staff began to investigate ... then were told to lay off." It's no exaggeration to say that the country is being run by a criminal syndicate.
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
GarfieldEATS Guy Update The War on Sperm Begins
Nathen Mazri with cartoon sperm (that have big teeth) and the text HOLD NUTS SAVE YOUR SPERM THE COST OF TINDER SEX? $127 MILLION HANDS OFF FERTILITY THE WAR ON SPERM BEGINS
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why do the most entertaining ones have the last baking skills
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mony dick and a little bit of Bartleby. There's more there!
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everyone's always posting about moby dick but nobody's posting about his short story where the whole joke is he's looking for a lovely cock (that he hears crowing in the morning)
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Comedians can’t talk about airline food anymore. Not because it’s been done, but because everyone would think they’re out of their minds. Yeah of course airplane food sucks. Everything sucks. This is not even a top 50 complaint in the Age of Indignities
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can you tell what it is yet
A third-finished cross stitch. Red and black threads. To describe it in greater detail risks revealing the subject
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 13/10/2026
is that a silk dress shirt with the collar points tied together
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
employers can use this one cool trick to avoid women and racial minorities
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
awesome furscience.com/research-fin...
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think it rules that the American Mary look has somehow become the face of a major political movement.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now Grogu is there. He is the fifth Girl.
The cast of Girls with Grogu
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
From Disney Masters Vol. 13: The Phantom Fires

Mickey sits glumly down on a log in a dark forest.

Mickey: I don't dare yell because I might attract a bullet! Guess all I can do is wait here and hope he shows up!
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Kimmo @kenttsu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watching Saya Iida bump never gets old. #stardom #wrestlesky (2025-05-18)
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
not that the looting of egyptian cultural treasures is not disgusting, i'm just saying im unimpressed by the argument that the mummy wouldn't be happy about it.
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
they also had the lid of a mummy they weren't showing anymore, and asked how you would feel if your corpse was displayed. i don't know, after however many thousand years, i'd think i had a pretty good run. after only 200 years you can dig up my grave, put that on the tombstone.
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it was pretty good. they had an empty case where they used to display a necklace made of human tallow which they now find unacceptable to show on a couple of axis.
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skizelo @skizelo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i went to a museum a bit ago that had a room dedicated to "here's the difficult inheritance of being a victorian museum" and it's got me thinking about how we look at intricate carvings as symbols of the ivory trade, but most of the tusks went to carving out billiard balls.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the hell is this music school teaching my kid
"Dumlings And Chopsticks"
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My goodness, my grimace.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
episode 049
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A story in two parts
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love it when my sticky biological realities involve "probably" and "may"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OCTOBER 12,1944
P1- NANCY IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW 
NANCY: IT'S COLD TODAY- - I THINK ILL WEAR MY NEW SKI-SUIT
P2-NANCY IS HAPPILY WALKING DOWNTOWN IN HER NEW SKI- SUIT 
P3-NANCY IS APPROACHED BY A LADY ON THE STREET 
LADY: IS THIS THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE, LITTLE BOY?
P4- UPSET THAT THE LADY THOUGHT SHE WAS A BOY , NANCY PUTS A BOW ON HER HEAD, ADDS A SKIRT OVER HER SKI-SUIT AND IS CARRYING ONE OF HER DOLLS AS SHE GOES BACK OUTSIDE FOR A WALK
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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tamunade/タムナデ姉 @tamunade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
きょうの犬。飼い主は長話。
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
if i invented flubber i'd never use it for doing silly stuff like wacky slapstick antics or gut busting basketball goof em ups. i'd sell it to the military. now those guys know funny
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 12/10/2026
i do NOT post on X, i ONLY use it for banking
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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