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sammy

@skeetulrich.bsky.social
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picture taker, movie watcher, music enjoyer, occasional writer too tall to be an astronaut, too short to play basketball solaperture.photo

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Point Break (1991) @pointbreak1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And, yes, YOU bother me!
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Point Break (1991) @pointbreak1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, your approach to this whole goddamn case bothers me.
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Point Break (1991) @pointbreak1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, the Surfboard bothers me.
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026
You know how in Pluribus Rhea Seehorn's character does not entertain the situation for even a second, and instead feels nothing but an anger that is piped deep from her humanity, and then when she encounters other humans she is unable to understand why they aren't angry? That's me and LLMs
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Podcasts are now illegal in China
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Day 69 (drug number) of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
The Cuomo Pizza which honors the police with its Olives contrasted with the Mamdani Pizza which is a cheeseburger
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
going down to the Goon Docks to find weird imported european porn & implements
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i think posting dumb shit like "i hate tattoos" is a lil naziesque in itself
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
mitchells heads rise up!!!
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
step 1: make a new better twitter so we don't have to spend time on the evil site step 2: never ever stop talking about twitter or comparing the new app to twitter step 3: ???!!??!
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oct 21st - Psychology professor, Dr Sean Maguire, met his nocturnally flatulent wife, missing game six of the 1975 World Series. 📽️📅 Good Will Hunting (1997)
2 Screenshots from the movie "Good Will Hunting" (1997): First, a young man with short blond hair sits in a room lined with bookshelves, wearing a dark jacket with light stripes on the sleeves. He has a thoughtful expression as he asks, "So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?" Second, an older man with a beard and a warm expression responds, "October 21, 1975." He is wearing a green cardigan over a blue patterned shirt, and the background is filled with books and papers.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Mr Kruger from Seinfeld crudly drawn back into his family vacation photos
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
still not at 100% confidence with bluesky's UI and keep finding myself scrolling through someone's page thinking I'm on "home", so if you just get like 200 straight notifications of me liking your shit going back 2 months, thats why
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
no review at all? oh that thing stinks
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg) @moriamarmalade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
hey folks, me and my brother are getting illegally evicted. i don't want to fight it, I just want to get to someplace safe. If we had enough for first and last month's rent I think I we can do it. Humbly asking for $2000, please share. (this is a first time ask) www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ben...
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nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2025
U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
wow apparently my wallet inspector got arrested.. they're accusing him of running some kind of scam? no way Randal would risk hurting the business he built for some petty crime. wallet inspection was his life. oh good there's a gofundme link
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/05/2025
Communism is normal and you can talk to your friends about it
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 26/07/2025
nosebleed section is an absolute banger sorry to say it
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
maybe its the prosecco talking but im so glad The Bear seems to be back on form in season 4. Ayo Edebiri can do no wrong
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
ive had hiccups three fucking separate times in one night and at this fucking point i just want fucking DEATH
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
scrolling for something to watch, i landed on the entourage movie and for a solid minute i considered if i hate myself that much
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
sat in a park by a pond, amongst the geese and deer, listening to Pet Sounds in the sun rip Brian Wilson you were a real one
park and pond and geese and trees
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
i saw The Final Reckoning again and my main takeaway was that during the very intimate resuscitation scene the ambient temperature of the room rose dramatically ppl are so horny for hayley atwell and babygirl tommy in his little boxers they were boiling themselves alive
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
"yo did you hear the menswear guy libbed tf out and milkshake ducked so hard"
"jesse what the fuck are you talking about" breaking bad meme screencap
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
problematic spice tolerance gap relationship
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
this what imma do to E.T when i find him in my shed
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
dancing on my own by robyn,, gotta be one of my favourite genders
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Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Sometimes I wipe, sometimes I don’t.
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
mad men finale has just about one of the tightest funniest scripts imaginable maybe the last great truly unapologetically televisual show?
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
not my greatest shot but she will forever be my muse #35mm #analog #35mmphotography #filmphotography #naturephotography #marinephotography #filmisnotdead #believeinfilm
35mm colour photograph, a sleek beautiful seal swims gracefully through a teal-blue sea
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Free Palestine
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
gig pics thread? gig pics thread. girli @ the dome, november 2021 her shows make for some of the most fun environments in music, safe spaces filled with wonderful bright people, a sea of bubblegum and queerness #gigphotography #filmphotography #35mm #35mmphotography #filmisnotdead #believeinfilm
35mm colour photograph, girli stands in the foreground, leaning into her microphone, looking passionately towards her stagemate, a beam of fuschia light between them35mm colour photograph of girli, looking up heavenly, singing deeply, drowned in a bright pink stage light, a sea of crowd hands passionately reaching towards her35mm colour photograph, girli on stage, talking into her microphone, surrounded by light pink lights35mm colour photograph of girli on stage, leaning into her microphone, singing with her whole body, surrounded by bright pink and flashes of green
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Lucy 📷 @lucyphoto.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Take me to my beach #35mm 🎞️
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
trying to learn the local dialect youtu.be/1nNq4ggFFxQ?...
youtu.be
Every Villager Sound In Minecraft
YouTube video by MemeM
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i went to my first pride the other day and it was sick and i was cute:3
sammy in dope fit;
baggy cargo jeans, black doc martens, denim hacket bleached and dyed purple, w a lil blue and purple croptop saying "girls fuck"
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
i unfortunately interacted with real life Katie Hopkins fans today and learned something about their worldview; they're all just SO scared, of everything, of nothing, of things that dont matter they're so goddamn terrified of anything outside their hyperspecific worldview
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
cant stop thinking about the punk i saw at the queer club with a massive pink mohawk and a jurassic park tee they'd cut into a sleeveless croptop...
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Angels and Demons is actually more relevant and has more real life parallels than Conclave but y'all aren't ready for that conversation
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
alcohol bad. alcohol the worst it has ever been.
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
we all have been using this term too freely but I think this might actually be a recession indicator
text from Nationwide

"Good news - we're pleased to let you know that £50 has been paid into your account ending This will appear as The Big Nationwide Thank You."
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
y'all ever think about the amount of time Batman must spend in elevators?
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
got to IKEA early by accident and have learned of an entirely new class of people; those who wait outside of IKEA before 9:30 to be first in line to get an IKEA breakfast. they seemingly do this regularly. fascinating
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
its so cool that every child in this generation is experiencing untold of levels of brainrot and everyone's answer to this potentially world-ending issue is just "yeah haha sucks huh?"
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
i think matt walsh (the actor and comedian) should rebrand himself as TAFAMW (the artist formerly known as matt walsh), so as not to be confused with matt walsh (the dickhead)
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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
real fun. a whodunnit wrapped up in an erotic thriller wrapped up in a spy film always good to see Soderbergh doing Soderbergh stuff
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