Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Bought an old beat up red 1958 Plymouth Fury from some weird redneck. Thought I got a deal but all it does is kill my bullies and choke my girlfriend out. Insurance has been a nightmare. Anytime I try to make a damage claim, the car puts itself together again before I can get photos. Total lemon. 112
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Sometimes I wipe, sometimes I don’t. 011
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Tearing pieces of paper like the dude in Langoliers while I watch The Langoliers. 020
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I don’t know why my roommate is so upset, he told me I could get a pet. Yeah, it’s a rhino but who cares? We’ve got rent control here. 020
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Pants are starchy cause I’ve been stroggin’off. 020
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Thinking about Princess Diana’s hot naked corpse. 040
Reposted by Skeet Skeet UlrichMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/04/2025TOMORROW April 5, we’re uniting to say HANDS OFF! Join citizens across the country to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented incompetence & blatant criminality. DO IT FOR THE PENGUINS! Go to app.sosha.ai/s/mkKNZwsaapp.sosha.aiJoin me on April 5th 430113442451
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Suspiria but its Muppets. This formula works for everything but the sensory overload for this film would be a religious experience for many. 120
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Elon Musk is just Bane without the venom. 000
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Me and the boys watching a movie after a Disco Biscuits show. 051
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Working on a client named Malakai and trying my hardest not to repeatedly scream “Outlander!” at everyone in my office. 010
Reposted by Skeet Skeet Ulrich𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/02/2025Gonna tell the kids this was Elon Musk. 821067116
Reposted by Skeet Skeet UlrichYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 01/02/2025guidance counselor: so what do you want to do with your life me: i guess post online and stuff guidance counselor: (putting on glasses and taking out notepad) do you know how to make money doing that 19713
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I’ve gone through all the variations of sobriety and whatever makes you feel comfortable and all that, but….i will never give up the weed. Weed 👏is 👏 tyte playa🤌. It’s that danky wanky. Duh skunky wunky. The ol “Don’t tell Mom! But who cares?!”. Don’t ever forget it. Mother nature’s best. 120
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Alexa, play Man of Constant Sorrow by the Soggy Bottom Boys for the next 4 years. 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 31/01/2025If his knees are weak and his arms are heavy, he should sit down and unload whatever he’s carrying before he vomits up mom’s spaghetti. 010
Reposted by Skeet Skeet UlrichMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Jesus was here 500195441735
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 31/01/2025My ashes will be dispersed to the homies so they can mix them with cocaine and ketamine, and ceremoniously snort a gator tail off my grave. Then they will go home, watch Footloose in my honor, and never speak of me again. 131
Reposted by Skeet Skeet UlrichJames @james.tarnation.lol · 31/01/2025asserting dominance in prison by introducing myself as mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell 641880
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 31/01/2025They’re bringing Stu and Roman back for Scream 7 but not me? 😱The disrespect. 130
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 29/01/2025There is a high probability I watch this film over 100 times before I leave this mortal plane. 030
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 29/01/2025This is what happens when you don’t let people express themselves in a healthy way. 020
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Does anyone else have a fork in their drawer they don’t like but, like, you’re never gonna throw it out because that’s wasteful but fuck that fork it’s shaped weird. 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Relating to the large misanthropic deity with a blue dick. 010
Reposted by Skeet Skeet Ulrichfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/01/2025devil: youre here because you touch yourself at night me: thats not that bad devil: and during the day me: doesnt seem like a big deal devil: youre doing it right now me: you have to admit this is exciting 219530
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Me rolling into my first full time job since October.media.tenor.coma man talking on a phone with the words " i am job " written below himALT: a man talking on a phone with the words " i am job " written below him 000
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Smoking weed and falling asleep to a good Western on a Sunday afternoon is one of life’s greatest pleasures. 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Top 10 episode. Endlessly rewarding. 000
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I was so fucking close to getting a girl to watch Videodrome with me. So close. It’s never gonna happen is it? 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I just want the Disco Biscuits to cover Apple Bottom Jeans again. 000
Reposted by Skeet Skeet UlrichE @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Trade proposal: The Red Sox receive Xander Bogaerts. The Padres receive: Jaren Duran, Trevor Story, Vaughn Grissom. The Padres continue to pay 1/2 of X’s salary. I personally get to punch Manny Machado in the balls one (1) time per day in perpetuity. 111
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Why did I wait so long to watch this it’s fucking amazing. 000
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Me any time I hear a delay and filter combo.media.tenor.coma large group of people are gathered in a church with purple lightsALT: a large group of people are gathered in a church with purple lights 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Who needs drugs when you can watch dogs play in the snow? 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Damn Meadow life in a Waste Management dynasty did not do your skin any favors. 000
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I know the documentary just came out but it still bewilders me how little Reeve’s Superman is brought up with popularity of superhero movies. These movies were ICONIC. The John Williams score. The true representation of the character. Being a kid and watching a real life Superman was something else. 100
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Never forget that Nosferatu hung that dong. 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Spinning trance and prog house is just assigning sounds to your demons. Which is good. 020
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025When people in Denver are surprised I play disco it tells me who my real friends are. 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Korean cinema continues to astound me. There is a certain lack of superficiality to their movies that drive the story even further into immersion. The veneer is much thinner. It’s as if I’m actually watching these events transpire. This country has won my heart simply through the lense. What a film. 000
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 25/01/2025If they haven’t been DJing for at least 20 years I don’t think I want to spend any money on it. 010
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Me: I hate DJs. They’re corny, egotistical, and always high. Beatport: Is that your final purchase today? 000
Skeet Skeet Ulrich @therealskeetulrich.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Someone should purchase this for me right now and I’ll write about you in my future best selling memoirs. 010