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Mickey Von Dyke

@skankassmcqueef.bsky.social
284 followers 408 following 1.7K posts

Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My family rented The Sixth Sense when I was seven, and I thought the girl throwing up furniture polish had an alien disease that was liquefying her organs. I ran out of the room and never got to see her transition into Bruce Willis or whatever.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zoe is short for Zosephina, or sometimes Zoanne.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No Other Choice (2025), Park Chan-wook
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Etan Cohen is Ethan Coen's evil opposite.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love when people post paywalled articles. I guess I'll have to take your word about the contents of the article.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/09/2026
what cis people fail to understand about transphobia is that it's not "treating trans men as women and trans women as men," it's "constantly occupying the status of Third-Sexed Unhuman who can be gendered in whichever way is most convenient at any given moment"
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New neurosis unlocked: If you're in the front rows at a one-actor show in a very small theater and the actor is facing your seats for a long monologue, where are you supposed to look?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[a]mazon won't let me back up the books on my old "kindle" to my computer? The drm-free ones that I didn't even buy from amazon? They want me to make a new account and buy them again but from daddy bezos this time? That's fine, I'll copy them out by hand. Suck my dick, jeff.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is all Stephen King's fault.
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've decided that I don't think reading necessarily makes you a better person, but I do think a part of the epidemic of people unable to read books has a lot to do with a general societal disinclination to subordinate your own ego to someone else's voice, AKA "being a suck-ass person"
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to read Jean Auel's _Children of the Earth_, but I'm worried it won't have enough misery and shit shoveling for me.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's pretty funny hearing people who want to rehabilitate fuckin _Sleepaway Camp_ choosing today to complain about RHPS.
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it really cannot be overstated that every active mormon is a danger to you, your family, and your friends. they give money to an increasingly reactionary cult and arm of the john birch society, that actively spends money and brings labor power to take away your rights and murder you
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
basically I use the Computer That Says I'm Smart And Handsome all day and I'm pretty sure I'm smarter and more handsome than these people who don't use it
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness it’s male unpleasantness
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The name "splatterpunk" wrote a check that none of the "splatterpunk" books I've read has even come close to cashing.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
<beating on the table with my fists> John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role!
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
all watermelon in the U.S. is being recalled due to random sticks of dynamite somehow making it in all of them
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When tomorrow's opener called out and the manager's like "Can I ask you something?"
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There is no “leftist case for AI” shut the fuck up, go make the leftist case for capitalism in a zero friction non material thought palace without air where you suffocate haa
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New York Times think piece: yes, your parents ran a sex trafficking ring. however,
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love it here. I'm like "There's a new season of IASIP out next week," to anyone, and they're like "I KNOW, RIGHT?? :D"
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's always the most unimpressive writers who tear their garments in public about piracy. Don't worry, no one wants your book for free either.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Taylor Farms? Well tell him to stop, he sucks at it.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just want to say that if I follow you and you regularly post links to songs you like, I appreciate you so much and you should keep doing it.
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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dead domain 🐐🏳️‍⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is one of the more important videos I’ve done lately, please like and share, the algorithm is hating it.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fuck billionaires.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
_Lord Jim at Home_ fucked me up, and deserved an introduction by someone who's not an over-adulated dullard.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"At least, as long as the arctic stays cold."
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Man, small presses with websites hate it when you try to purchase goods and services from them on their website. "No, we don't want your money, we have three more "widgets" to load! You don't want it shipped to Denmark? What's wrong with Denmark? You know what, get out of here, you make me sick."
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 08/08/2026
more people should take guys saying " i'm joining the women's sports league" "i'm entering the lesbian bar" as an opportunity to directly inject that person with estrogen. in the best case that girl comes out. otherwise, that guy runs away. a man's deepest fear is becoming woman
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
<sweating> But what happens if the oceans get full and the rivers all stop moving??
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I wish Kristen Roupenian would publish another book. _Cat Person_ was great, and adults shouldn't need every fictional character to be a role model.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
John Candy could have killed as Judge Holden. He'd bring an affable good cheer to the role that would be scary as hell, and he had exactly the right look as well.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The school psychiatrist told me I was "love bombing" her and that that was an abuser tactic, when I was nine and complimented her haircut during an appointment.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
""Your station is untenanted, the bookshelves bare." He made an unlikely fluttering motion with his stubby fingers, as if the books had flown away like little birdies. The effect was horrific." -Hari Kunzru, _Red Pill_
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chester Arthur's middle name was just another "Arthur."
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
honestly all the bullshit has radicalised me. i am now a trans sports maximalist. if lebron james transitions and dominates the WNBA for 20,000 years? i don't give a shit. fuck you
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Your wife says mine's bigger."
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As much as radicals get criticized for being "unrealistic," demanding entire demographics facing literal genocide always maintain mild rhetoric and actions is an absolutely delusional level of conformity to expect. I don't think that gets said enough.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
All the face acting in _Obsession_ is top notch. I haven't seen an attractive dude hold his face so chinless and quivery and pathetic since I saw Jeremy Irons' humbert humbert.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 31/03/2026
You can't dox me if I dox myself. The name is Bill Alzheimer. I live in Terre Haute, Indiana. I work at the Clabber Girl baking powder factory. I live on Locust in a quadplex bungalow. It has black mold. I drive a panel van full of garbage. I'm an active member in the local harsh noise wall scene.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I accidentally called darren aranovsky "aaron darrenovsky," and I think I'm going to keep doing that now.
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