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Mickey Von Dyke

@skankassmcqueef.bsky.social
284 followers 408 following 1.7K posts

Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My family rented The Sixth Sense when I was seven, and I thought the girl throwing up furniture polish had an alien disease that was liquefying her organs. I ran out of the room and never got to see her transition into Bruce Willis or whatever.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zoe is short for Zosephina, or sometimes Zoanne.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No Other Choice (2025), Park Chan-wook
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If could take one item from a museum of your choice, to keep in your house or wear around or whatever, what would it be?
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
World-class aunting 💪💜
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bearded vultures are so cool *_*
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Etan Cohen is Ethan Coen's evil opposite.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love when people post paywalled articles. I guess I'll have to take your word about the contents of the article.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope you get to feeling better soon. That sounds terrifying.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/09/2026
what cis people fail to understand about transphobia is that it's not "treating trans men as women and trans women as men," it's "constantly occupying the status of Third-Sexed Unhuman who can be gendered in whichever way is most convenient at any given moment"
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That said, _And Her Name Was Pickles_ by Dani Brugger was really good, with sort of a vibe of Amanda Kramer's _Give Me Pity_. Don't let my neurosis keep you from seeing it.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New neurosis unlocked: If you're in the front rows at a one-actor show in a very small theater and the actor is facing your seats for a long monologue, where are you supposed to look?
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Silence, brand.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm glad you're feeling better. Strep is the worst.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[a]mazon won't let me back up the books on my old "kindle" to my computer? The drm-free ones that I didn't even buy from amazon? They want me to make a new account and buy them again but from daddy bezos this time? That's fine, I'll copy them out by hand. Suck my dick, jeff.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is all Stephen King's fault.
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've decided that I don't think reading necessarily makes you a better person, but I do think a part of the epidemic of people unable to read books has a lot to do with a general societal disinclination to subordinate your own ego to someone else's voice, AKA "being a suck-ass person"
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That would be really cool too *_*
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For when you want to start your Dickens era.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I basically want to read many different variations on _Jeanne Dielmann_ set in increasingly technologically undeveloped times.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to read Jean Auel's _Children of the Earth_, but I'm worried it won't have enough misery and shit shoveling for me.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nobody used RHPS to harrass me at summer camp as a child and spy on me and go through my suitcase and keep demanding to see my genitals. _Sleepaway Camp_ on the other hand.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's pretty funny hearing people who want to rehabilitate fuckin _Sleepaway Camp_ choosing today to complain about RHPS.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I heard she was actually the one who stole Jolene's man. Jolene would go on to lose her defamation suit over the song, claiming, among other things that "I'm not even that attractive, she's clearly making fun of me."
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it really cannot be overstated that every active mormon is a danger to you, your family, and your friends. they give money to an increasingly reactionary cult and arm of the john birch society, that actively spends money and brings labor power to take away your rights and murder you
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
basically I use the Computer That Says I'm Smart And Handsome all day and I'm pretty sure I'm smarter and more handsome than these people who don't use it
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness it’s male unpleasantness
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Loweffortpunk. Boringpunk.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The name "splatterpunk" wrote a check that none of the "splatterpunk" books I've read has even come close to cashing.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm like vibrating.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
<beating on the table with my fists> John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role!
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
all watermelon in the U.S. is being recalled due to random sticks of dynamite somehow making it in all of them
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When tomorrow's opener called out and the manager's like "Can I ask you something?"
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There is no “leftist case for AI” shut the fuck up, go make the leftist case for capitalism in a zero friction non material thought palace without air where you suffocate haa
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New York Times think piece: yes, your parents ran a sex trafficking ring. however,
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't think I would like it as much if I didn't live here. It makes me feel like I've gone out, when I can't go out.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love it here. I'm like "There's a new season of IASIP out next week," to anyone, and they're like "I KNOW, RIGHT?? :D"
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's always the most unimpressive writers who tear their garments in public about piracy. Don't worry, no one wants your book for free either.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Taylor Farms? Well tell him to stop, he sucks at it.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just want to say that if I follow you and you regularly post links to songs you like, I appreciate you so much and you should keep doing it.
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thank you, I hate when I accidentally only read the middle or end of a series. I made that mistake with the Southern Reach Trilogy.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thank you so much *_*
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love you too 💜 We're all going to get through this.
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If I can help it go away sooner, I will. It's the worst 🫂
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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sorry, what book is this? I'm intrigued.
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