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Max D. Stanton

@max-d-stanton.bsky.social
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Horror writer • Morbid oddball • Pocket full of 20-sided dice • Bloodstream and brain full of toxoplasmosis parasites • Proud Philadelphian • Author of A SEASON OF LOATHSOME MIRACLES and FRANKENSTEIN ENTERPRISES www.frankenstein-enterprises.com

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20m
"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 27m
I'll bet the pastor at this church waits all year to tell the Jonah story.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 18h
Black comedy on par with Veep at its best. Jack Smith has incredible timing, and Klobuchar breaking up is terrific as well.
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Eric Schmitt gets fact checked at Jack Smith hearing amid Atlanta Hawks-Iowa Hawkeyes mixup
YouTube video by USA TODAY
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Evil universe Picard wears a wig" would have been a great bit.
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Coy Hall @coyhall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Scythian Wolf is back with its third open call & third historical horror anthology. This time it's Ancient Rome. Here are the initial details. More info soon.
Ars Moriendi: Horror Tales of Ancient Rome
Payment: $75 USD per story
Word Count: 4500-10000
Open: February 1 - February 28, 2027
Submit to: the.scythian.wolf [at] gmail.com
story Must be set between the years 753 bce and 500 ce 
story must include a supernatural element
with setting and details, historical accuracy is vital 
Reprints Welcome but Note when submitting
stories that utilize Generative AI will be rejected
submit as .docx attachment (no links)
subject line: rome submission: story title 
multiple submissions? no
simultaneous submissions? Yes
no submissions or inquiries prior to february 1, 2027
Payment via Paypal Only
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Vandy @avartwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yuji Kaida isn’t just one of my favorite Godzilla artists, he’s an all timer in general. His artwork for Ghouls N’ Ghosts has lived in my head rent free for decades.
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Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I caught the cutest thing ever on the Katmai bear cams
A photo of a large brown bear, taken from behind, laying on the ground with her back legs splayed out. Her two cubs are laying against her right side, both using her butt as a pillow. They're laying next to a river
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All our politicians should be Freemasons like the Founders intended.
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mike Mignola, “The Repentant Cannibal” (2026), watercolour on illustration board, 36.2 x 47.6 cm.
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Liberal Currents consistently publishes interesting work from people who believe that progressive liberalism itself is worth fighting for, which makes them worthy fellow travelers to those of us further left in the popular front. Absolutely worth supporting.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lord, I'm not a praying man, but all I'm asking for is that the funniest thing in human history occur. We both know that you have a sense of humor.
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Erfurt latrine disaster - Wikipedia
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike Mignola, “The Sabbath” (2026), watercolour on illustration board, 38.2 x 46.4 cm.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you realize that you’re an asshole I suggest pretending that you’re Doing a Bit
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck yeah.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A SEASON OF LOATHSOME MIRACLES includes thirteen short stories of gruesome horror, bleak ascensions, and gallows humor. And gosh, I'm still awfully fond of that title.
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am a big fan of late medieval/early modern beekeper suits.
Reenactors wearing beekeeper suits, inspired by the "The Beekeepers and the Birdnester" engraving by Pieter Brueghel the Elder (circa 1568)"The Beekeepers and the Birdnester," by Pieter Brueghel the Elder (1526/1530-1569). Circa 1568. 
Kupferstichkabinett Berlin.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
RFK's secret refrigerator
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
pain or damage don't end the world. or despair, or fucking beatings. the world ends when you're dead. until then, you got more punishment in store. stand it like a man. and give some back.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i don't think it's illiteracy but intentional embrace of evil
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jesse Peper, 1) “Sleight of Mind,” watercolour, 40.6 x 50.8 cm, and 2) “Sleight of Spirit,” watercolour, 40.6 x 50.8 cm. www.jesse-peper.org
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 15/09/2026
A reminder that our subscriber drive kicked off yesterday. If you are frustrated by the state of the media in the Trump era, you could do worse than support a publication that stands for trans rights, freedom of movement, and equal dignity, and against our totalitarian immigration enforcement system
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He has eaten the zombi cucumber. The bokor has unearthed him from his grave and made him walk around it three times. Now he is ready to legislate.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Man applies clown makeup base: It's just
one night

Man applies clown makeup highlights: And the will
says I'll get my
inheritance if I do it

Man applies clown wig: So what if my distant
uncle became an eccentric
and recluse, obsessed
with the secrets of death?

Man in clown makeup: Haunted houses
aren't real
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't done anything that people get arrested for! I've just been wandering around Venezuela blowing up infrastructure and kidnapping government officials to satisfy a half-baked and senseless grudge.
Mercenaries 2: World in Flames cover art
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So apparently there’s a room underneath Sedlec Ossuary that’s never been explored full of bones in a weird pattern (weirder than usual) that was found with ground penetrating radar but can’t be opened because it‘s load-bearing. This my shit.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
trump has an almost Satanic influence on people. they see that he has succeeded not despite but because of his total lack of virtues and in the universe he has created on the right, displaying any virtue whatsoever is a sign of weakness.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yabba-dabba doo, the king is gone, and so are you...
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Thea O'Ryan Files @theaoryanfiles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Calling writers: Dead House Publishing is taking submissions Nov 1-30 for Subliminal Threshold, horrors hovering just below the threshold - spaces, transitional states, moments of suspension, things that stretch the limits of perception and imagination, and expose what lurks below. Up to 6000 words
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Roz 🏳️‍⚧️ @rosenkranz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
happy 33rd anniversary to #xfiles 👽 here's some experimental pieces for this blessed occasion
a red, black and green illustration with simple shapes depicting Mulder and Scully's silhouettes in a doorway, and a hand holding a cigarette in the foregroundScully and Mulder silhouetted against a bright lime green background. they're pointing their flashlights at a UFO in the foreground. pine trees surround the scene. Scully autopsying an alien as Mulder watches the processScully and Mulder's silhouettes in red, depicted from the shoulders up. in the background, there are dark silhouettes of trees, and a crescent moon in the sky
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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max booth will never die @interrobangbus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hello i've spent a ridiculous amount of hours lately putting together the new ghoulish website and i'd love for you to check it out and maybe take advantage of our webstore sale. okay thanks goodbye.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice Pete from Achewood was written as a deranged serial killer, now he's just bog-standard conservative masculinity.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Burned through existential crisis, depression & divorce real hard in my 30s, changed careers, and now I'm enjoying the heck out of my 40s. It's nice not feeling like I have to prove anything.
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Rue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Born on this day in 1954, Happy Birthday, JEFFREY COMBS! 🎉
Man with glasses intently holding a syringe filled with yellow liquid close to the camera lens.
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David @scarolinascorpio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dick Tracy (1990) Director Warren Beatty
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The illustration that Finn Matthews created for “The Masque of the Red Death” — it was a contest entry — is packed with characters from various stories by Poe and other authors, references to historical artifacts, nods previous illustrators of Poe, specific details from the story itself, etc.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Professor Uni’s class begins now :3
A black-and-white cat lying on a cardboard scratcher, wearing round glasses and a red bow tie, and looking at the camera
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think this is true, and part of the Everything is Gender theory. We are governed by that section of the populace that believes that Father having violent tantrums until everyone else cowers, even as his life falls apart around him, was an aspirational display of power and mastery.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The structure of the Court breeds tyranny like rotten meat breeds maggots. "Let's take nine elite political operatives from Harvard/Yale, give them vast unaccountable power and secrecy for life, and also give them decades to establish networks of well-connected courtiers." The Aristocrats!
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Honestly, very wise counsel from Wile E. Coyote.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 02,1950
P1-NANCY SEES SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 
NANCY: OH, SLUGGO--- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT
SLUGGO :REALLY 
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NANCY: YOU BELIEVE THAT DREAMS 
ARE TRUE?
SLUGGO:SURE 
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NANCY SOCK SLUGGO IN THE EYE , LEAVING SLUGGO DIZZILY LAYING ON THE GROUND 
WITH A FRESH BLACK EYE
NANCY ANGRILY MARCHES AWAY WHILE THINKING ABOUT THE DREAM SHE HAD
NANCY’S DREAM
SLUGGO IS HAPPILY DANCING WITH FOUR GIRLS, TWO ON EITHER SIDE OF HIM
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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