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Mickey Von Dyke

@skankassmcqueef.bsky.social

286 followers 408 following 1.7K posts

Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No Other Choice (2025), Park Chan-wook

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is all Stephen King's fault.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When tomorrow's opener called out and the manager's like "Can I ask you something?"

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Fuck billionaires.

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jackie's proud of you. Here he is, dreaming of his days with the old interpretive dance troupe.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

More people would want to go to plays if theaters still hired people make metal-ass posters like this instead of using genai.

Poster for a 2000 performance of _King Lear_, by Rafal Olbinsky.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'm looking up Surrealist paintings, and "The Moon Does Not Want Visits" (Angel Planells, 1972) is the cutest title I've ever heard.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

But is she single?

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

No cheating, the last saved celebrity is your therapist. No no no no no 😫

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This suit makes me want an overpriced caramel coffee drink so bad.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It's here! :D

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

"So what IS elevated horror? I think the diction, most of all, is what sets it apart from standard, formulaic genre horror fare."

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

The forbidden candied bacon.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I think you dropped this

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

TFW you take your shot two days late.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Today in deceptive screenshots

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Today in "innocuous food preparation words that sound terrifying."

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Me watching the cat sleep

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

If you're having a bad day, just remember that the peritoneum is in place and the various cords are shining through.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

"The Age of Men is over. The Age of the Orc has begun."

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The four Ds: diarrhea, dermatitis, dementia, and death.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Shaved Brussels Sprouts on Snow, found installation by anonymous artist, 2026.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Girls don't want you if you're not a horny amputee mosquito, and it's not fair 😤

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Kristen Roupenian's seen _The Devils_, one hundred percent.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Thank you, merriam-webster, that really clears things up.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Thank you for making me aware of this book *_*

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

2026 is going to be my year

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

An image of the title character from the 1993 movie "Bad Boy Bubby," next to the title

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Can't argue with that.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Now I'll always be paranoid that MY concentration face looks like I'm about to burst into tears.

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Check out this awful haircut I half-remember giving myself when my temperature was 102 degrees.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

This is the type of monster I could settle down with.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Trying to make small talk at work like

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

My binder's here, and I'm going to be insufferable for at least the rest of the week.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

This is what happens when we let nerds try cocaine.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

The best part of Creepshow 2 is this hat.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Straight guys getting ready for a date

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Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Um

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

My grandmother always warned me "Never ring the penny bell, for it will summon the dick pope."

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Flirting with trans fems/flirting with trans mascs

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I found what they eat in the Black Lodge.

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Withoutvdownloading any new pics where are you mentally

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

My therapist: "Heterosexual John Early isn't real, he can't hurt you." Heterosexual John Early:

Mickey Von Dyke @skankassmcqueef.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

When you're an ethical true crime youtuber who doesn't want to ruin an innocent dead hog's life.