Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 18hLamb vindaloo infused silicone products 020
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 01/10/2026“How many DUIs is too many before we revoke their license?” “Gotta be at least five” 180
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 01/10/2026Full power, bro (say this ironically until it becomes unironic) 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 30/09/2026Didn’t realize who was behind those trump tv ads 100
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 29/09/2026chuck Norris doesn’t put on pants. Pants put in chunk notice 0134
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 28/09/2026Have you watched Sister Act lately? 110
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 27/09/2026Maybe if I (a man) could just take off her glasses and let her hair down, 020
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 27/09/2026Agent throws an catastrophic error after ICEvision can’t determine whether immigrant is black or white 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 25/09/2026I don't need to hear about Magda Goebbel's strudel recipe 030
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 25/09/2026She's familiar with your open-door policy 030
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 25/09/2026But also the snapmaker u1 is so good. I really like going back to open printers that can be easily worked on, and klipper is a joy 110
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 23/09/2026I got it about 18 hours ago along with the flu shot. Both in the same arm. Normally I’m dead the next day, but this one hasn’t been bad. I was sleepier last night, but I got up and went to the gym this morning, and I’m only down about 20% compared to my normal energy. That said… I feel a nap coming 040
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 23/09/2026New idea for a tv show that’s just a normal sitcom but cop mom and teacher dad. Gender stereotypes will be addressed ed Sheeran style. Coming this fall to CBS 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 23/09/2026Poke your head into /r/teachers if you want to have a bad time. I read it because I’m looking at teaching and there is genuinely good advice in the comments, but man it is bleak 110
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 22/09/2026No it's actually very simple. You give me access to 100% of your consumer spending habits and I suggest you put a bit more money into CD ladders 050
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 22/09/2026(flips chair around) You know who else had a rib stolen? 020
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 22/09/20261) issue with my lights (brights are on, lights are all off) if not that 2) reason to slow down ahead and not obvious (accident around corner, ducks crossing road, speed trap) 3) other car is a light flash enthusiast 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 21/09/2026don't work out next to a fat guy like me. My wife is always mad that I burn so much more 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 20/09/2026Mines more of an aioli due to my all-garlic diet 060
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 19/09/2026How many comparative literature classes at the UW were taken on the basis of the acronym? No idea, could never find them mysef 020
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 19/09/2026Read this as “do not get pregnant monthly” 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 17/09/2026Thrift shop is antisemitic because (reviews lyrics) it is very… Jewish… to wear one’s grandfather’s clothes. Bar mitzvah 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 17/09/2026We cannot reason with the radical left because they keep making demands like this 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 17/09/2026My favorite classic tv sitcom joke is when someone is like “eggs are basically cheese” or whatever 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 17/09/2026Please stop calling me unpleasant on the butterfly app 1160
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 16/09/2026Ginger on ginger violence reaches all time high 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 15/09/2026Guy wrote a whole series about living a second life with same* wife 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 11/09/2026They opened for Florence and the machine and we liked what they had to say. Music Seemed cool but tbh it’s hard to tell at huge venues like that 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 11/09/2026I recall something about a kid who had a pet alligator in the sewer 020
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 10/09/2026Mature blueberry bushes or grapes would swing me ngl 020
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 10/09/2026Inventing a new kind of sex called Duolingus where I speak spanish badly to two ladies at once 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 08/09/2026I love the cat who books. Learned what a commode was from them 011
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 08/09/2026The most humiliating part of a job search is getting an email from the internal service they use for applicant tracking. No I do not want to be a part of "Colleague Zone" 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 05/09/2026I'm torn between two options. No I won't tell you which 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 03/09/2026In my suburb a 10 minute drive is usually a 20 minute ride on my (normal and good) ebike. Either I waste 10 minutes unhappy in my car or I spend an extra 10 minutes happy on my bike. Even in the rain it’s a better deal to ride 041
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 02/09/2026Depends on how much you like being bugged by cops for walking around I guess 020
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 02/09/2026My wife, suspecting I finally gave in and ordered the YouTube boner pills: 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 02/09/2026(Frantically searching) how many days is an hour 000
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 02/09/2026I'm sorry you want a magic system that is more complex than "some wizards are very powerful and others are not at all" 1120
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 01/09/2026youtu.be/9obvlVPJBEg?...youtu.beTainted LoveYouTube video by Gloria Jones - Topic 010
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 01/09/2026I don’t know if it’s exactly party music but I love me some John denver I listened to “do that to me one more time” by captain and tenneille (ironically) so many times that I (not ironically) love it now 110
Bicycles are humanity’s greatest triumph @sjavik.com · 01/09/2026Watching M*A*S*H to make sure I know all the Asian ones 000
