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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 12h
MORN IS WEARING A THONG ON THE PROMENADE
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 8h
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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Archer Mawp Mawp Tinnitus Scene
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 11h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 18h
Richest 1% of Britons owns more wealth than the bottom 70% of the population combined. 50 richest families hold more wealth than the poorest half of the population combined. The concentration of wealth in fewer hands has not provided the necessary economic stimulus. Need redistribution.
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This is how the Chancellor can increase the personal allowance and lift millions out of hardship
Sustained economic growth can’t be achieved without a major boost to the purchasing power of the bottom 50% of the population
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 15h
Happy 35th Anniversary to "Darmok"
curated design by unknown author, a certifiably ancient image (but originally a ThinkGeek shirt maybe?), a screenprint-style image of Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek TNG playing guitar, in the style of a rock band's tour shirt, with text: Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra September 1991
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SAM @samierens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being drunk or drugged, should not green light raping another human being. If that’s not a law, it should be. Because if it’s not, then we have legalized date RAPE DRUGGING!! The Cornell 7 texted free pussy, they are guilty, period. No means, NO!
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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Atul Haria (immigrant) @atulharia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone's praising Burnham for what he plans to do. But he's PM now. He could have prosecuted water CEOs for polluting the environment - he could have nationalised water. He could have stopped jailing grannies for peaceful protest. He could have gone after the fascists etc He's full of it.
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Admiral Funnest Frontier Prime 🏴‍☠️🖖 @deckslower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good Morning #StarTrekFamily I hope y'all have a Terrific #StarTrekTuesday 🤣😂🤣😂🖖 LLAP
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Evening, #Ofcom. A British politician is advertising, in advance, that his "full verdict" on the Prime Minister's speech today will be given in his own programme, which carries his name, on GB News tonight. Aren't News channels supposed to show due impartiality? 🤮 x.com/Nigel_Farage...
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Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) on X
I will give my full verdict on Andy Burnham’s speech LIVE on GB News at 7PM tonight.
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Adolf tittler
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeast Sussex
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Marc Hertel 🇩🇪🖖🇪🇺 Pro-🇺🇦📝🐉 @sharkster1701.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Enjoy your Tuesday, #StarTrek friends! Starfleet Headquarters: Was there a reason for your question, Commander Chakotay? Chakotay: Absolutely none, sir. A silly recording. SH: I ASSURE you Admiral Janeway can't hear you! C: <whispers> She hears everything... #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekMemes
Mash-up of #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS and #TJHooker.
The backdrop is the transporter room of the Enterprise. Inserted are photos of the cops from the 80s tv show inserted, all holding guns either at the ready or pointing toward the camera (Hooker, naturally): from left to right, James Darren as James Corrigan, Heather ("be thy name") Locklear as Stacy Sheridan, and William Shatner as TJ ("Slide across car hood") Hooker.
Top caption: Transporter Accident Rating:
Bottom caption: Hooked a great catch!
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's your favourite gif?
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The Expanse Avasarala
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Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A song for Trek Tuesday. 🖖
Kermit, the frog is singing while Tendi and Boimler accompany on instruments.

"It's time to do some science it's time to light the lights.
It's time to scan for neutrions on the Cerritos tonight!"
"It's time to eject the warp core when diagnostics don't turn out right!"
"It's time to talk technobabble on the Cerritos tonight!"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Disillusioned With Conservatives @neverevertory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Police specifically told everyone not to speculate on the incident at RAF Fairford. So what does the moron Farage go & do? Post on X speculating.
Post from Nigel Farage on X
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An illustration designed like a retro instructional guide titled "HOW TO IMPROVE "CONVERSATIONS" WITH RACISTS: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE (SPECIAL EDITION)". Step 1 shows a person in a green shirt hugging a member of the Ku Klux Klan in full white robes, and Step 2 shows the person suplexing the Klansman head-first onto the ground.
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Marc Hertel 🇩🇪🖖🇪🇺 Pro-🇺🇦📝🐉 @sharkster1701.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sure, Jan. (Brady Bunch Meme)
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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More than 150,000 underwater explosives used to deter seals at Tasmanian salmon farms since 2016
Salmon companies operating in Tasmanian marine areas deployed almost 1,800 explosives in first half of 2026, government figures reveal
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 29/09/2026
How gold surpassed cocaine as Peru’s most profitable criminal industry
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How gold surpassed cocaine as Peru’s most profitable criminal industry
As gold prices surge, illegal mining has laid waste to swathes of Tambopata National Reserve’s rainforest
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
"Do you bet on sports games regularly?" needs to be a mandatory first date question for you single ladies out here.
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Tom Scott @tom--scott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Outstandingly dishonest even by Nigel Farage's standards. Farage knows that the men arrested at Fairford would not have been released if they were still suspected to be terrorists. He's stirring up fear, hatred & resentment against both immigrants & the police. Pure malice.
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside andy burnham's Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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<insert made-up name here> @refugeefromtwitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apart from them not being Muslim, not being terrorists and not planning a terror attack (they were trying to steal red diesel) this seems absolutely spot on. There *were* 5 of them👍
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elect a convicted felon, you get a criminal government.
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Netaloid 📸 @netaloid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Texas Tribune identifies ICE agent who shot and killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston. Of course he hasn't been charged and isn't being held, because the Trumpistani Gestapo is unaccountable to the American people.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Narrator's voice] Those people are mainly dishonest RW politicians and their followers who desperately need the Fairford Five to be terrorists in order to engorge and enrage their xenophobic base.
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Absolute fanny
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The rise in small boat crossings was entirely due to Brexit, promoted by Nigel Farage, and the deal done by Boris Johnson Their attempts to shift blame to anyone else is utterly despicable hypocrisy
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Said no woman EVER... 😆🤣
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇 👇 👇
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Faragists rely on the narrative of "men on boats" creating a de facto Fifth Column in the UK to feed their agenda and to stir up hostility and to win votes and ultimately power. Suckers fall for it. Media boosts it. We've been here so many times before and you'd think we'd all wise up but hey ho
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schools forced to shut amid burst Thames Water pipe ‘leaking 750 litres a second. TW infrastructure has average age of 79 years. Industry average is 56 years. 40% of TW assets are over 100 years old. Profits siphoned-off, investment neglected, execs rewarded, customers fleeced
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Schools forced to shut amid burst Thames Water pipe ‘leaking 750 litres a second’
Leak causes outages and low pressure in parts of London and Surrey, affecting 6,000 properties and leaving some without water
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Brent Crude @brentcrude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Authoritarian Buddhist married to Authoritarian jew bemoans lack of Authoritarianism in schools I think ive found the hidden connection
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Kevin the Librarian 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 @the-librarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that Nigel Farage has had his demands answered in the RAF Fairford investigation can we all demand an update from the Parliamentary standards commission and Met police regarding their investigations into him and Reform.
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🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃 @agentpumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This. 👇
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MassShootingTracker @massshootingtrk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UPDATE: America's gun psychopathy continues: *416* mass shootings so far in 2026: 💔 😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The latest, with 12 teens wounded (2 critically), in Macon, Ga.: people.com/12-teens-inj...
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12 Teens Injured in Shooting at Birthday Party in Georgia
Twelve teens were injured in a shooting during a birthday party at Macon’s Carolyn Crayton Park in Georgia, authorities said. No arrests have been made.
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Mike Satz @mikesatz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching NFL football and just saw a straight up propaganda advertisement paid for by the US Government. I hate this timeline.
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop some MAGIC
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Lilpennygifs Lizards Classroom Smoke Bomb
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Atul Haria (immigrant) @atulharia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"...and whether it could be made safe for its lifetime..." Yes, floodplains don't flood and the climate crisis will miraculously get better, not worse... 👀 When the law is an ass. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Houses can be built on floodplains despite failing safety test, says high court
Decision to allow 190 controversial new homes in north Somerset sparks campaign for change in the law
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flock wants to spy on you but doesn't want you to return the favor. www.joemygod.com/2026/09/floc...
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Flock Demands Removal Of Map Of Its 170K Cameras - Joe.My.God.
The Intercept reports: Amid mounting concerns about its sprawling surveillance camera network, Flock Security told the press this summer that it operates more than 120,000 cameras nationwide. But a ne...
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KeithG @datchmog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BREAKING: Tony Blair Institute’s $25,000 corporate network “smells like cash for access” democracyforsale.substack.com/p/breaking-t... Slimy war criminal
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BREAKING: Tony Blair Institute’s $25,000 corporate network “smells like cash for access”
Exclusive documents show Tony Blair's think tank offers corporate members such as BP and Uber "networking" at party conferences and "a stronger voice" in policy debates.
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