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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 2h
Fuck Zuckerberg and his meta empire of abuse
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Molly Russell’s father to tell UK cinemagoers: ‘Instagram helped kill my daughter’
In ad to be shown before The Social Reckoning, Ian Russell will say ‘too little has changed’ since death of Molly, 14
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22h
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 3h
He's called Muse, Facebook sent him. Apparently you can ask him to do anything...

Ask him to fuck off.

A scene from The Sopranos features characters sitting around a dinner table with a small white animated mascot character standing on the table, followed by a close-up reaction shot of a man speaking at the table.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 4h
Can’t trust shit! 😂
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 1h
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Paul Kobilke: It's Glorious!
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 3h
OK. This is darn near the coolest footage of anything I've seen.... ever.
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 1h
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky…
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You People Disgust Me!
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 5h
Trying to appease the racists over immigration for the last thirty years (I include Blair here) has led us up shit creek without even a stump of a paddle.
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 5h
Outrageous and dirty tricks being played here
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 7h
Warehouse space is at a premium these days. No magic wand waving when it comes to warehouse spaces!* *FnckusoffusTerfus
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 22h
Perfectly put.
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Defend Democracy @finalreckoning.bsky.social · 16h
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17h
Renzo™ (@fwrenzo1): I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 9h
Private equity owners of Boots sell it to another PE group from Canada for £6.74bn. Debt-laden PE has no long-term interest. Everything is a commodity. No UK tax levied on dividends paid to foreign owners, which sweetens cash extraction. PE dominates town centres, when it crashes ...
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Canada’s Weston family buys Boots for $8.9bn
Former Selfridges owners buy UK high street institution from long-term backer Stefano Pessina
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty Awesome 👍
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 17h
Pub crawl, was right there!
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 17h
Almost half way into the first lap of the course
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Chris Pratt Andy Dwyer: So Tired
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badgerama.bsky.social @badgerama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I endorse these statements.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And they voted for him anyway 😕
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣💥👍
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AS I WAS SAYING I need a period authentic cloak, Garak!! Something you might find in, oh, just to name a TOTALLY RANDOM PLACE, Transylvania. Black and red, you know? For, let’s say, nighttime adventure. TACTICAL nighttime adventure. What YOU just handed me is PINK WITH GOLD TRIM AND SPARKLY!!!
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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mariaevajarrous.bsky.social @mariaevajarrous.bsky.social · 23h
it's time👍
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23h
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t KNOW, Keiko! For SOME bloody reason I’ve been up ALL NIGHT staring at the moon and scratching these bites on my neck! Say, has our quarters ALWAYS had this many BATS?!? I’M NOT LEVITATING YOU’RE LEVITATING
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A meme with the caption, "Me showing up at the bar again after they put me in the uber to go home 😅😅😅😅". The image features a man in a white t-shirt holding a drink and looking toward the camera with a wide, awkward, and bashful smile. Beside him, slightly out of focus, is a shirtless man performing on stage with a microphone and a large pendant necklace
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Atul Haria (immigrant) @atulharia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lobbying is not a basis of government (for ALL the people) and should be illegal.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the new Private Eye
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
UK govt plans £1bn energy bills help for poorer households. How about cutting energy profit margins, 100% windfall tax on excess profits before turning to the public purse. UK energy sector is mostly foreign-owned. Dividends paid without any UK tax deduction. End this perk, raise billions.
theguardian.com
Chancellor plans major intervention to help poorer UK households with rising energy bills
Exclusive: Officials working on further radical changes that would change how much energy companies could charge customers
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Compaints
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Marc Hertel 🇩🇪🖖🇪🇺 Pro-🇺🇦📝🐉 @sharkster1701.bsky.social · 23h
Enjoy your Wednesday, #StarTrek friends! Let us join hands together and sing our grand hymn! #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekMemes <force field absorbs multiple phaser blasts> <laughs> We can reach ANY STAAAAAAAR...
Three screenshots from #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekENT. The top row has two pictures, the bottom is the one from the top left filling out the entire row.
Panel 1: Close-up of Cpt. Archer. Top caption: I've got faith... Bottom caption: ... of the heart.
Panel 2: Close-up of Shran drinking from a glass. "Must you really sing that insipid tune?"
Panel 3: Archer again, and now the font is three times as big: "... NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME..."
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Zoey Clarke: Can't See Without Coffee
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sirprised @sirprised.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Cavif Cavifax Startled by Flash
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quite unusual for the BBC to be publishing a piece on the release of an indie game that has garnered little interest & wasn’t developed in the UK, but then you see it’s a game by Jonathan Blow and you remember he’s pro-MAGA, anti-diversity and generally very right-wing, so it makes a bit more sense
Braid-creator Jonathan Blow on making the 'biggest puzzle game ever'

[Picture of a woman wearing armour and a crown with a purple cape flowing behind her showing colourful imagery from the game]

Laura Cress
Technology reporter
7 October 2026, 00:01 BST
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who could have seen this coming
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Radio silence from all the right wing pundits who mainstreamed this man's abhorrent brand because he said the word "masculinity" enough times to warrant attention
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Marc Hertel 🇩🇪🖖🇪🇺 Pro-🇺🇦📝🐉 @sharkster1701.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. // Look, a man may dream, right?
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Do It Lucy
Alt: Do It Lucy keeps saying, over and over. Do it. Do it. Do it.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show me 😡
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The prosecution case is that Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate used and threatened physical and sexual violence in order to maintain control and compliance." Where are the voices from the self appointed defenders of women and young girls who would usually be on this? www.reuters.com/world/uk/tat...
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Tate brothers used 'lover boy' model to exploit women, Britain says
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate used a "lover boy" model to lure women with the ‌promise of romantic relationships before coercing them to create online pornography, British law enfor...
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Admiral Funnest Frontier Prime 🏴‍☠️🖖 @deckslower.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Office We Are Screwed
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drax’s planned datacentre to burn 4.9m tonnes of wood to produce its electricity, nearly double the CO2 emissions of all flights from London Gatwick airport. Drax, a highly profitable company gets subsidies to burn wood and produce electricity How many lives will it ruin?
theguardian.com
Drax datacentre could create nearly twice the yearly emissions of all Gatwick flights
Exclusive: Campaign group’s analysis of North Yorkshire plans finds datacentre would have to burn 4.9m tonnes of wood a year
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