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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What the fuck, my home town is suddenly not shit at NRL. #nrlpanthersknights

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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

<INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING> #nrlpanthersknights

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He looks like he's heading to a little Gaulish village to sow the seeds of division, not realising that his final appearance will be on the penultimate page, when Obelix uppercuts him so hard he flies out of picture, leaving only his sandals behind.

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The scripture teachers giving a one hour talk about their missionary work to a group of slightly frightened primary school kids. My sister has a vivid memory of one of them insisting that he had met an angel, and that the angel was carrying an AK-47 at the time.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026

HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The abrupt falling sensation you sometimes experience just as you’re going to sleep, known as a hypnogogic jerk, is a common phenomenon that has a perfectly natural explanation, and is caused by ghosts trying to drag you to hell.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

we're just normal men

Woman (rose byrne I think?) leaning her head against a CGI rabbit

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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

A calmer me after the inferno in my head #adhd #autism #neurodiversity #bbc #science

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Went to the Justice and Police Museum in Sydney today where, amongst other things, I learnt about how they once trained a police dog to drive a miniature car:

Vintage photograph of a dog driving a small car. It’s very adorable. They’re such a good dog.

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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026

Great moments in U.S. History.

Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”

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Stephen Gallagher @stephengallagher.co.uk · 29/06/2026

With thanks to Alister Pearson for the heads-up — the Swedish title screen for my Doctor Who story TERMINUS

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Watching an old episode of Columbo, where this dog trainer is clearly a time travelling Parker Posey:

Columbo is talking with a woman who looks similar to beloved actress Parker Posey

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Tom Humberstone @tomhumberstone.com · 22/05/2026

“We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend” is a banger. And a rallying cry for artists in the AI slop era.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

terrible. 20 years ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely people will create free, public info

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Made another appearance on the brilliant Cricket Sickos podcast with @aditrs.bsky.social. Listen to hear discussions about the trauma of organising a T20 World Cup, Heather Knight reenacting the 90s comedy drama SeaChange, and the cricketing career of the Spiceman, christened with oregano and cumin.

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Episode 71 - Cricketing Sitcom Pitches with Sir Doris

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

What waking up and checking the overnight news has felt like this week

Screengrab of the opening titles to the Doctor Who episode “Day of Armageddon”

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If you're preparing for the new series of @taskmaster.tv then feel free to join us on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forum, where we have 50 related discussions taking place over the course of 9,481 posts which have generated 1,480,269 views. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #Taskmaster

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Screenshot of the threads tagged with "Taskmaster" on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forums, showing 25 of the 50 separate discussion threads dedicated to this show and its international spin-offs etc.

It's a four column screenshot, it shows the subject of each thread; the thread starter; the replies generated by the original post; and the views which each discussion has generated.

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Screenshot of the threads tagged with "Taskmaster" on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forums, showing the second batch of separate discussion threads dedicated to this show and its international spin-offs etc.

As with the first one, it's a four column screenshot, it shows the subject of each thread; the thread starter; the replies generated by the original post; and the views which each discussion has generated.

Come and chat with us!

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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Watching the 1971 Doctor Who serial 'Inferno' by Don Houghton. It's about a fascistic regime with a potentially apocalyptic fossil fuel drilling project run by an autocratic sociopath who everyone obeys despite the fact that he's visibly unstable. This fucking old show man, I'm telling you.

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

He’s just a cute lil guy, leave him alone.

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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 13/03/2026

Woo two more episodes of Delegates!

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

brb, screaming about mavic chen

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Computer, enhance Can this be a solution?

The Strait of Hormuz, but in extreme map close-up, with the magnifying glass from the start of the Asterix books showing the Gaulish village and the four Roman camps around it

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cricketerik.bsky.social @cricketerik.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Italy: Beat USA in baseball. Qualified for t20 World Cup. Hasn't made a football World Cup since 2014.

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Jay Shah waking up and checking his phone to see the photos from the T20 World Cup presentation

Keira Knightley in Love Actually saying "They're all of me"

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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Total distance run in to bowl in their respective international careers Mitch Starc - 702.7 kilometres Alyssa Healy - 40.0 metres #AUSvIND

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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 19/02/2026

Not sure I've ever seen more artful use of redeye in a photograph.

Former Prince Andrew leaving the police station after twelve hours of questioning, looking like absolute shit.

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Me, looking at every photo of Former Prince Andrew over the past 12 hours.

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Maddie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐭 🍉 🎃 @ratgirlmaddie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

getting into Star Trek TOS for the first time is watching a random episode that fills you with grief and a new perspective on humanity, then going on IMDb where the episode is rated 6.2/10 by fans and then another random episode where they’re battling three witches and their black cat. also 6.2/10

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

With the Ashes done and dusted, here's the final Omnibus post for the Marnus Labuschagne Diaries. Both the Marnus and Smudge Diaries have been an absolute joy to write over the years, and I'm glad I got to end them the way I wanted to.

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The Marnus Labuschagne Diaries Omnibus

They're Finally Over

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

In 2021, I decided to pretend to be Ian Chappell for a joke once. Things then got out of hand. In the below link, you'll find a collection of over 60 gags based around someone pretending to be an increasingly insane cricket commentator.

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The Collected Ramblings of Ian Chappell

What it's like to pretend to be an increasingly insane Australian cricketer for just over four years

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

In the final ever #Ashes Diary, we discover how you can punch Bazball out of people, and say goodbye to some old friends.

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The Ashes Diaries, Sydney, Day Three

Or, On Punching Bazball and Saying Goodbye

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

As the Marnus Labuschagne Diaries draw to a close, their relevance to what is actually happening in the #Ashes gets further and further away. Still, there's lots of in-jokes about Australian cricketers here for people to look at and be confused by.

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The Marnus Labuschagne Diaries, Sydney, Day Two

Or, On Old Friends and New Speeches

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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

this thread has the most incredible levels of american bluesky I've ever seen. no need to have an opinion on any of it. just sit back and enjoy.

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

In the latest #Ashes Diaries, Trav develops a plan for defeating Baz, while the English lay down their final attack on the Australians.

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The Marnus Labuschagne Diaries, Sydney, Day One

Or, On Great Moments in New Zealand Defeat and Englishmen Chanting

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

For people looking for something to do on their Friday evenings, here's a link to a 6000 word story where the #cricket commentator Ian Chappell describes the events of the Doctor Who TV Movie as if they happened to him. I have no idea why I did this.

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Ian Chappell, What Have You Gotten Up to on New Year's Past?

Or, the Single Stupidest Chappelli-post I will ever write

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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

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Sir Doris @sirdoris.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

While you wait for the start of another day of #Ashes #Cricket, if you've been following the ongoing saga of the Marnus Labuschagne Diaires, they are slowly approaching some form of climax.

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The Marnus Labuschagne Diaries, Melbourne, Day Two

Or, On Steve and Ben Having a Serious Chat

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