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www.cookdandbombd.co.uk 27 years ago, CaB started as a Chris Morris archive before transitioning to become the home of serious (UK-slanted) comedy discussion. Proudly old-school forum, no algorithms or endless micrograding via "karma"/followers.

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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hello, my wee website turned 27 years old there recently, it's an old-school forum centred around comedy discussion and early onset baldness, originally a Chris Morris fansite. I thought you might be interested in having a go on it? Thanks. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good evening. Is the 50th anniversary of the utterly magnificent Marshall and Renwick radio show "The Burkiss Way" being marked anywhere? Amazing resource with painstaking fan remasters: archive.org/details/the-... www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTVc... www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndZ...
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is an actual holy grail.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
HUGE NEWS: Chris Morris spotted filming in London this week! Assuming this is related to his "snake oil of dataism and AI" project, given he recently appeared with Cory Doctorow. If you have any info then please let me know: waynecarr@gmail.com www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #ChrisMorris
Screenshot from the Chris Morris subforum on Cook'd and Bomb'd. It reads:

"This isn't much of a wicked whisper, but a friend spotted yer man doing some filming in central London yesterday. I've seen photographic evidence, he was there with a small film crew in hi-vis and they appeared to be filming traffic.

Anyone know what he might be working on?"Quote from the PBJ Management website, the agent for Chris Morris. It reads:

"His most recent feature film The Day Shall Come satirized the wanton injustice of FBI sting operations and he is currently working on projects about the Anglo American Coup in Iran in 1953 and the snake oil of dataism and AI."Screenshot from the Barbican website for a past event, it reads as follows:

"Cory Doctorow in Conversation with Sarah Wynn-Williams and Chris Morris
Dystopia is Not the Future
Sat 15 Nov 2025, 15:00,Frobisher Auditorium 1"
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Good morning. With the media and political establishment cynically reusing the Corbyn playbook to deal with the progressive policies of @zackpolanski.bsky.social I'd like to keep track of comedy which assists with this propaganda campaign. Please ping me! www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
Screenshot from a recent (6th May 2026) article in The Sun. It shows Zack Polanski over a series of 4 images, with his own face falling off to reveal Jeremy Corbyn's underneath.  The accompanying caption reads: "Many believe that Zack Polanski, Green Party leader, is another Jeremy Corbyn in disguise"Screenshot from Viz, issue #250

"I won't play ball with Murdoch" - Corbyn

JEREMY CORBYN last night snubbed an invitation from press magnate Rupert Murdoch to go for a a kickabout on his mum's lawn. The new Labour leader was having his tea when the News International chief knocked at the door.

"I answered the door and it was Rupert Murdoch," said 104-year-old Ada Corbyn, the opposition leader's mum. 
"He had a penny floater football under his arm and he wanted to know if our Jeremy was coming out to play three pots and in with him and his friends, the Barclay twins and Lord Rothermere."

Mrs Corbyn explained to the 84-year-old Australian press baron that Corbyn, 66, wasn't coming out to play as he fundamentally disagreed with the press exerting political influence to further their business ends and he hadn't finished his tea.

Reuters.

[Article also includes a photo of Rupert Murdoch, and a photo of News International HQ with an accompanying caption about the "media empire." It's laid out identically to an article from The Sun, with "EXCLUSIVE!" printed across it.]Screenshot from Viz, issue #250:

"I won't climb into bed with Murdoch" - Corbyn

LABOUR leader Jeremy Corby last night snubbed Sun owner Rupert Murdoch after turning down an invitation to a sleepeover at his Chipping Norton mansion.

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"Murdoch said he had just got a new PS43 and wondered if Jeremy wanted to come over and play on it, " said Ada Corbyn, 104. "He was having a few friends over, including Alexander Lebedev and Richard Desmond." Murdoch said that he only had one bed, but if he wanted to sleep over, they could all get in it and make a den.

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However, Mrs Corbyn explained to the humble press baron that Jeremy didn't want to come as he believed it a crime that the monopoly of the media, not the electorate, was instrumental in determining governmental policy, and he had some homework to do on a speech.

[Article also features a photo of Jeremy Corbyn; typesetting etc is identical to that used by The Sun.]
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Good evening. As today's the 20th anniversary of the 1st episode of "Down the Line", I've dug out an old extended interview I recorded with Charlie Higson back in 2010, I hope you enjoy it. Note also that Michael Cumming is uploading the FULL "Behind the Mic" show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP1...
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Revisiting Down The Line - Page 6
Revisiting Down The Line - Page 6
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is one of the funniest & most audacious things I've EVER seen. In an era of almost complete media complicity & fealty - where even ridiculous Trump lies like "I thought it was me as a doctor, not Jesus" don't get called out by the press pool standing there - The Onion has become indispensable.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Good morning. The 2nd of May will mark the 20th anniversary of the first episode of Down The Line, the single-greatest radio comedy show made within that period. We're revisiting it at the minute if you'd like to join in with listening along. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #whatispoint
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Revisiting Down The Line
Revisiting Down The Line
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oooh, a Stewart Lee podcast, looks like there's still tickets available for the two pilot episodes: machcomedyfest.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/... #Machynlleth #StewartLee #RobertLloyd
Screenshot which says:

"Joking Apart : Stewart Lee Asks Robert Lloyd To Explain Old Jokes

Share this show
Dates
2 May 2026
Venues:
Ysgol Bro Hyddgen - Main Hall
Categories:
Comedy
2 pilot episodes of an exciting new Podcast featuring the comedian Stewart Lee and his mentor, the Birmingham punk legend Robert Lloyd of Prefects, Nightingales and King Rocker repute.

Hynt tickets

Hynt members need to contact boxoffice@littlewander.co.uk with their membership number before purchasing tickets so we can set you up on our box office system accordingly. 

Click here to find out whether you or the person you care for are eligible for a Hynt card or click here to apply"
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Harold Pinter's extraordinary 2005 Nobel speech on American imperialism, with some notes and time-stamps. He was awarded the literature prize for his plays which "uncover the precipice under everyday prattle and force entry into oppression’s closed rooms.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH96...
Screenshot of notes and time-stamps I made for the included video. They read as follows:

Harold Pinter - Art, Truth and Politics
Nobel Prize in Literature 2005

9:18 "Torturers become easily bored; they need a bit of a laugh to keep their spirits up."
11:26 The justification for the invasion of Iraq
14:02 "Low intensity conflict"
15:20 US Congress funding the Contra's/"in war, innocent people always suffer" 
18:37 "The Contra's are the moral equivalent of our founding fathers." 
20:05 "Restoring democracy" in Nicaragua 
27:42 "The US no longer gives a damn about the United Nations or international law. Great Britain is the obedient bleating lamb tagging behind it, on a lead."
30:43 "The invasion of Iraq was a bandit act - an act of blatant state terrorism - demonstrating absolute contempt for the concept of international law."
33:20 "At least 100,000 Iraqi's were killed by American bombs 
and missiles before the Iraq insurgencey began. These people 
are of no moment; their deaths don't exist..." 
34:55 "The 2000 America dead are an embarrasment. They are transported to their graves in the dark."
35:27 Poem extract: Pablo Neruda - I'm Explaining a Few Things
38:10 "Full spectrum dominance"
44:55 Pinter's speech for Bush - "this is my moral authority, and don't you forget it."
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
On the tedium of "Have I Got News For You" still desperately trying to push the idea that Jeremy Corbyn is a virulent anti-Semite. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #JeremyCorbyn #Ye #HIGNFY
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Have I Got Centrist Dad Shit-Takes For You
Have I Got Centrist Dad Shit-Takes For You
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I give up trying to finish this now, moaning about the obvious horrors of bombing cancer research centres seems almost absurd when we've so rapidly progressed to threats of civilisations being erased. Note the UK's help in manufacturing consent. Post #2005 www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
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It's all kicking off in Iran (again) - Page 67
It's all kicking off in Iran (again) - Page 67
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We're really enjoying the deadpan majesty of The Joke Clinic www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_DA...
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The Joke Clinic
The Joke Clinic
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A screenshot from Taskmaster showing Greg Davies directly addressing the camera. A subtitle from the Inside No. 9 episode "Wuthering Heist" is superimposed: "I bet you're loving this on the Cook'd and Bomb'd forum, aren't you?"
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If you're preparing for the new series of @taskmaster.tv then feel free to join us on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forum, where we have 50 related discussions taking place over the course of 9,481 posts which have generated 1,480,269 views. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #Taskmaster
Page 1 of 2.

Screenshot of the threads tagged with "Taskmaster" on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forums, showing 25 of the 50 separate discussion threads dedicated to this show and its international spin-offs etc. 

It's a four column screenshot, it shows the subject of each thread; the thread starter; the replies generated by the original post; and the views which each discussion has generated.Page 2 of 2.

Screenshot of the threads tagged with "Taskmaster" on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forums, showing the second batch of separate discussion threads dedicated to this show and its international spin-offs etc. 

As with the first one, it's a four column screenshot, it shows the subject of each thread; the thread starter; the replies generated by the original post; and the views which each discussion has generated.

Come and chat with us!
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sadly, I never really got into the original incarnation of The Onion back in the day, but the new iteration is absolutely SUPERB. Just banger after banger after banger.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The legendary Garry Shandling died ten years ago today. I'll be rewatching "The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling", the superb Judd Apatow production. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-review...
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‘The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling’: TV Review
Judd Apatow's four-hour 'The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling,' about his friend and mentor Shandling, is a bittersweet study of a restless psyche, an insightful look into the world of comedy and an in-...
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Thanks for the war crimes update, The Guardian. Maybe leaving some pertinent facts out re: Lebanon, who now have over a million displaced citizens in just over two weeks?
Guardian screenshot (today's date, 21st March 2026) which says: 

"Here’s a dispatch from William Christou and Abbas Abdelkarim in South Lebanon as Israel’s attacks on the area continue.

Lebanese healthcare workers and officials say Israeli bombings have deliberately targeted medical workers and facilities in south Lebanon, including through the use of double-tap strikes, in what they describe as a systematic effort to make the area unlivable.[sic]

Since the war began on 2 March, Israel has struck at least 128 medical facilities and ambulances across south Lebanon, killing 40 healthcare workers and wounding 107, according to the Lebanese ministry of health. The war started when Hezbollah launched rockets at Israel, triggering an Israeli military campaign.

Most of the strikes on medics happened while they were sitting in ambulances or at first aid centres, several of which have been destroyed in south Lebanon. Israel has also carried out at least five double-tap strikes, a tactic in which an initial strike is followed by a pause, allowing medical workers to arrive before the area is bombed for a second time.

Israel deliberately targeting medical facilities in south Lebanon, say health workers
Read more"

The following segment is highlighted: "The war started when Hezbollah launched rockets at Israel, triggering an Israeli military campaign." Screenshot from Drop Site News (dated 3rd March 2026), reading:

"Attacks on Lebanon
Israel pounds Lebanon, killing 31, after Hezbollah fires rockets: At least 31 people were killed and over 140 wounded in Israeli attacks on Lebanon late Sunday and Monday after Hezbollah fired a barrage of rockets at northern Israel. It marked the first major violation of the ceasefire by Hezbollah since it took effect in November 2024. Over that period, Israel has bombed Lebanon on a near daily basis and committed over 15,000 ceasefire violations, according to the UN. Hezbollah said it launched “advanced missiles” and a swarm of drones at the Mishmar al-Karmel missile defense site south of Haifa, calling the strike retaliation for the killing of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and for ongoing Israeli operations in Lebanon. Israel launched strikes across southern Lebanon and on the capital of Beirut. Tens of thousands in southern and eastern Lebanon are estimated to have fled their homes after the Israeli military ordered residents of 50 towns and villages to evacuate. The Israeli military threatened to invade Lebanon and Israeli defense minister Israel Katz said Hezbollah Secretary-General Naim ‌Qassem is now a “target for elimination.” Qassem succeeded longtime leader Hassan Nasrallah after he was assassinated by Israel in September 2024."

The following segment is highlighted: "It marked the first major violation of the ceasefire by Hezbollah since it took effect in November 2024. Over that period, Israel has bombed Lebanon on a near daily basis and committed over 15,000 ceasefire violations, according to the UN."
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Nick J. Brown @northernmailman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Alexei Sayle as Bobby Chariot by Andy Hollingworth from the National Portrait Gallery
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Great piece on Iran from class perspective. The "negotiations" revolved around Witkoff & Kushner trying to get Iran dependant on suckling the tit of American energy dominance. Maintaining their energy sovereignty & refusing to be integrated into American hegemony = war. mronline.org/2026/03/06/i...
This is a screenshot of a part of the main article linked in my post, it reads as follows:

"Monopoly capital’s strategic necessity
Washington did not attack Iran because of nuclear weapons or regional security. It attacked Iran because an independent Iran–one that refused integration into the U.S.-dominated financial and military order–represented an intolerable challenge to dollar hegemony and the energy control on which U.S. imperialist dominance rests.

Persian Gulf energy is not simply a commodity. It is the structural foundation of the petrodollar system–the arrangement by which oil is priced in dollars, recycled through U.S. financial markets, and used to sustain U.S. debt and military spending. Any state that threatens that arrangement, whether through independent pricing, alternative currency arrangements, or refusal of U.S. basing rights, becomes a target. Iran has done all three.

The operation itself was not spontaneous. The CIA spent months tracking Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s movements before Israeli jets dropped 30 bombs on his Tehran compound on Feb. 28. Khamenei was assassinated. Iranian state media confirmed his death on March 1. Strikes hit 24 of Iran’s 31 provinces. The Iranian Red Crescent reports more than 500 killed, including 165 children at the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ elementary school in Minab.

This is what monopoly capital looks like when it moves to protect its interests."This is a screenshot of a Fox News article from March 11th, it reads:

"The United States even offered to help Iran convert its nuclear endeavors to a civil, non-enrichment program, and, "as a little extra, we suggested to them that we would provide fuel to them for free for a long period of time," said Witkoff.

But Iran called the offer "an assault on their dignity," he said, emphasizing that he viewed the stance as "subterfuge" to obscure their advance toward a nuclear weapon."

Source: https://www.foxnews.com/media/trumps-middle-east-envoy-reveals-what-led-breakdown-iran-talks-before-operation-epic-furyThis is two nested quoted tweets by Drop Site News, the first tweet says the following:

"A new analysis by the Arms Control Association says U.S. negotiators Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner were ill-prepared for serious nuclear negotiations with Iran before U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Feb. 28

➤ The report says Witkoff misunderstood key technical issues, including Iran’s Tehran Research Reactor, incorrectly claiming it was being used to secretly stockpile weapons-grade material.

➤ Witkoff also misread Iran’s rejection of U.S. offers of free reactor fuel, treating it as proof Tehran was negotiating in bad faith rather than a long-standing sovereignty issue tied to Iran’s right to enrich uranium.

➤ The report says Witkoff made incorrect claims about Iran’s nuclear history, suggesting ongoing weaponization efforts despite U.S. intelligence and IAEA assessments that Iran halted its organized weapons program in 2003."

The following quote tweet is made in reply, again by Drop Site News, citing an interview with MS Now. It reads as follows:

"New: Iran FM Araghchi on U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff’s account of nuclear talks with Iran

“I never said that we are going to make bombs… I said that we have 440 kilos of 60 percent enriched material… we are ready to give them up, we are ready to dilute them… How they have interpreted that, I don’t know. Maybe because of the lack of enough knowledge, maybe because of their intentions to justify, as I said, the act of aggression, which cannot be justified.”

(Interview with MS Now, March 14)"


Source: https://xcancel.com/DropSiteNews/status/2032895800037036122#m
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Reminder that Omid Djalili isn't just another bloke with Twitter brainworms, rather he's a paid up propagandist. There are reasons you don't see him moaning about Brits jailed in Dubai for posting war footage on social media. Thousands & thousands of reasons. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
Private Eye column titled, "Oh My, Omid!"

Article begins:

Meanwhile one of the comics criticised for appearing at the Riyadh comedy festival, Omid Djalili, took to the pages of the Guardian to defend himself from charge of allowing himself to become a mouthpiece for the Saudi regime.

It was not the most convincing argument. "As an international performer I like to connect with local artistes," Djalili sniffed. "As a Middle Eastern comedian I am of the view that a blanket boycott tends to dismiss and patronise ordinary Saudis, often those eager for exposure to diverse culture. There's a saying in the Middle East: 'It's not about what you hear, it's about being here.'"

And indeed, that is a saying in the Middle East. Specifically, it is the slogan of a recently launched campaign by, er, the Saudi government's Tourism Development Fund.

Article ends.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Miserable bout of consent-manufacturing by Radio 4 for the banning of the Al-Quds Day march. Faisal Bodi gets treated like crap throughout and is strenuously prevented from pointing out the extensive ties John Woodcock/Lord Walner has to Israel & weapons companies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_bU...
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Radio 4 manufacturing consent for the banning of the Al-Quds Day march
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This gentleman has absolutely impeccable comedy timing and delivery! 18 minutes in on the latest episode of The Naked Week, highly recommended. "War, Law, and Operation Amol Rajan" www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Screenshot of Alan Myatt's wiki profile, showing him ringing a bell while in his town crier getup. He's in this episode of The Naked Week linked in the main post. 

The text included in the screenshot reads as follows:

"Alan Myatt
[photo of Alan Wyatt as a town crier]
Alan Myatt in Camden Town in 2025
Born	1957 (age 68–69)
Occupations	Town crier, toastmaster, master of ceremonies, themed character actor"
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Back in November 2017, I stumped Michael Cumming - the Brass Eye and Oxide Ghosts director - by asking him about the pink cake in the Brass Eye title sequence. He's finally solved the mystery: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdks... #BrassEye #ChrisMorris #OxideGhosts
Screenshot showing Chris Morris clutching the pink cake from the Brass Eye title sequences, featured in a short clip by Michael Cumming, the director.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Good morning. Radio 4 Extra are celebrating the centenary of Kenneth William's birth. At 10.42am you can hear his version of Nikolai Gogol's, incredible "Diary of a Madman", a story which directly influenced Chris Morris & Robert Katz's Rothko monologue/My Wrongs film www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Radio 4 Extra - Diary of a Madman by Nikolai Gogol
An insight into the mind of a man sliding into madness. Read by Kenneth Williams.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Late to the party here, but Icklewick FM by Amy Gledhill & Chris Canrtrill is absolutely incredible. Has the spirit of Down the Line and the studied silliness and layered sound design of On The Hour. The first three minutes had me hooked, it's really, really funny. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
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BBC Sounds - Icklewick FM - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Icklewick FM on BBC Sounds.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Links to the latest Stewart Lee media appearances. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... He was on the Gilles Peterson show, 40 minutes in, listen before it drops off iplayer, GP is always great: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Enjoy!
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Stewart Lee vs The Man Wulf - Page 13
Stewart Lee vs The Man Wulf - Page 13
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
There's a "Yes, Minister" quote for everything. "Sir Humphrey Appleby: Think of it as a child's tantrum over a rice pudding. Won't touch it today and yet wants two helpings tomorrow."
"Nobody wants him," Trump says of Macron after he turned down Gaza board invitation
From CNN's Rashard Rose
[Picture shows French president Emmanuel Macron reviews troops upon his arrival at the Istres military air force base where he is scheduled to deliver his New Year's address to the armed forces in Istres, France, on January 15.]
French president Emmanuel Macron reviews troops upon his arrival at the Istres military air force base where he is scheduled to deliver his New Year's address to the armed forces in Istres, France, on January 15. Philippe Magoni/AFP/Getty Images
Donald Trump has dismissed French President Emmanuel Macron’s decision not to join the “Board of Peace” aimed at reconstructing Gaza, saying “nobody wants him.”

“Well nobody wants him because he’s going to be out of office very soon, so you know, that’s alright,” Trump told reporters on Monday.

“I’ll put a 200% tariff on his wines and champagnes, and he’ll join. But he doesn’t have to join,” Trump told reporters on Monday.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
This is what "cancellation" actually looks like, but I bet you won't hear Toby Young/Free Speech Union, Spiked, Triggernometry, Andrew Doyle, Piers Morgan or any of those other chancer pricks covering this story. Props to Robin Ince for leaving the increasingly institutionally transphobic BBC. <3
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We're following the last day of the Graham Linehan trial: "Bumhole of the Bailey: Kamikaze transphobe Graham Linehan, divorced from reality" www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #Glinner
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Bumhole of the Bailey: Kamikaze transphobe Graham Linehan, divorced from reality
Bumhole of the Bailey: Kamikaze transphobe Graham Linehan, divorced from reality
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I've been trying to find concrete proof that Peter Thiel funded the "Comedy Unleashed" movement for a while now, if anyone can help. It's been known for years that Thiel inspired and funded the "Free Speech" Union in order to normalise race science and transphobia, but culture needs more attention.
"Tim Dillon Alleges Palantir and Peter Thiel Courting Influencers, Including JD Vance Podcast, to Promote Surveillance Initiatives

Comedian Tim Dillon has alleged that Palantir Technologies, backed by Peter Thiel, is actively attempting to influence public opinion by courting influencers to promote its surveillance initiatives. Dillon revealed that he has been invited multiple times to Thiel's residence to discuss topics such as media and culture but declined to attend. He predicts a forthcoming surge in public figures advocating for Palantir's role in counter-terrorism and surveillance. This effort coincides with JD Vance appearing on comedian Theo Von's podcast, where he seemingly supports Palantir-related narratives. The coordinated timing suggests a strategic campaign to generate favorable discourse around Palantir's surveillance activities." 

Note from me: This is seemingly (unfortunately) a GPT interpretation of a short video. Please use the following link so you can watch the video for yourself, although I vouch for the accuracy of the transcript in this instance https://deepnewz.com/policy/tim-dillon-alleges-palantir-peter-thiel-courting-influencers-including-jd-vance-76dc43d1
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Stewart Lee's crisps bit and crowd work circa 2010, reviewed by Laura Lexx and The List. With thanks to buzby for the finds. #LauraLexx #StewartLee #Crisps #Plain
Quoting Laura Lexx from Chortle:

"Best gig as a punter

One year at the Edinburgh Fringe the group of comedians called Invisible Dot organised buses out to a coastal venue where there was a gig with Stewart Lee and Josie Long and a load of other people and I laughed so hard at Stewart Lee.

I think someone heckled him about hurrying up and he lay on the stage just listing flavours of crisps and it was so funny. Everything about travelling to that, the feeling of something special happening, and then an incredibly good line-up afterwards was magical."Quoting from The List (abridged for space)

"Stellar line-up like to be beside the seaside

The Invisible Dot’s secret venue for tonight’s gig is revealed to be the Portobello Town Hall, which, when you think about it, makes a lot of sense – it’s the only venue in the seaside suburb big enough to hold the few hundred people boarding buses on George Street. The large auditorium, with its folding chairs in the middle and balconies up above, has a kind of old-time music hall ambience, which is enhanced by the haze from an unseen smoke machine and the brass quartet kicking off the show. As they play a few bars, the audience is happily surprised to learn the identity of the secret special guest compere who walks on stage: it’s Daniel Kitson.

The bearded funnyman, enjoying a night off from his five star show at the Traverse, is on top form, bantering with hecklers and poking fun at the tradition of audience interaction with a brusque, ‘Right. You. Name.’ The stellar line-up don’t disappoint either: Kevin Eldon and Tim Key take different approaches to comedic poetry, and Josie Long contrasts her bubbly, let’s-all-have-a-hug shtick with some cutting political commentary. 

The highlight of the night is headliner Stewart Lee, whose decision to respond to a heckler with a solid minute of silence results in something akin to magic: laughter ebbs and flows around the hall like the tide as each member of the audience marvels at Lee’s boldness and unflappable composure. The rest of his set, while extremely good, pales in comparison, and he has the common sense to wrap it up soon after and leave us on a high. Everyone files onto buses for the return journey into town, the music hall vibe of community and shared laughter alive and well.Stewart Lee lying on stage, viewed from above. He's holding his mic up with his right hand, and has his legs crossed casually, while relaxing with his left hand tucked behind his head.

Please see https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=5695991 for more info about the show concerned for dates etc.Posted to Flickr by someone with the caption "Stewart Lee went a bit mental." This comes from the same show as the other shot, and sees Stew sat on the edge of the stage with his feet dangling in the air, while he speaks into the mic. To his left, we can see that the mic stand has been toppled over.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
@thejudyroom.com Hi I'm hoping you can help me with a query. Are messages like this one just engagement-farming, or was the Judy Garland Show almost wiped? I can't find anything to verify this claim so far, just loads of dodgy accounts all seemingly farming engagement. Ta. bsky.app/profile/paul...
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
As everyone predicted, Gervais was lying and trying to jump on the "wah I've been 'cancelled'" bandwagon. Absolutely desperate stuff. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #RickyGervais
Gervais also shared a video on his Instagram page, where he vented about the situation and said he was “fucking sick and tired of the powers that be banning my fucking billboard and adverts for Dutch Barn”.

“Sometimes there’s just nothing wrong with them,” he said. “One that was meant for the tube station just had me having a drink, and it just said, ‘one day you’ll be underground for good’. That was it. They went, ‘no, can’t have that’. Because it might make people think because life’s short, we should drink to excess. Who’s fucking thinking that?

“Oh my god, cowardly fucking c***s. Do you think it’s my attitude? But you can’t win, because you’re not allowed to say alcohol’s good for you or it does think or it makes you feel confident or it makes you feel attractive. Which is fine. I went the other way.”

He went on to claim: “There was one advert, I was reading from my laptop from government websites just saying about all the dangers from alcohol. They went, ‘no we don’t like that’. Do you know why? Because they don’t like the truth either, because that puts off other advertisers.

“Fuck me, honestly. So this is what we’re going to do. Fuck ’em. I’m going to sell directly to you… save donkeys, fuck censors, Dutch Barn.”
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The utterly incomparable Nichols and May.
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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
David Hockney : Nichols Canyon, 1980 Acrylic on canvas | 84 x 60" More info in the alt text 👇
David Hockney’s Nichols Canyon is an exploration of the richness and beauty of colour.

At first glance, it may seem as though the viewer has been transported to the tropics. Lush shades stand out in a way that usually may only be found in a warm environment which is sustained daily by the sun and rain.

Hockney has created a Fauvist composition. The technique used to create this painting ensures that his choice of shade can't be misinterpreted. Each hue remains fairly undiluted, reflecting the vivid scene that the painter sees both before him and in his mind’s eye.

Nichols Canyon is a real region. It exists in Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles County, CA. It starts at Hollywood Blvd. on its south end and snakes its path north into the slopes underneath Mulholland Drive.

The environment created by Hockney on canvas is warm and welcoming. Nichols Canyon has a characteristic, year-round, spring-bolstered brook and waterfall more than 60′ high and a few normal and man-made little waterfalls.

Over time, the Los Angeles' way of life and scene have become distinctly essential elements of Hockney’s work. There have been other imperative changes in his work, too. He began utilising acrylics as opposed to oil paint and he made expanding utilisation of photography for documenting and planning his landscapes.

Hockney is maybe the most vital English living craftsman today. The force of each splendid stroke of the brush requests consideration, bringing the eye to wander everywhere throughout the canvas.

As Hockney did with Nichols Canyon, Fauvist painters are known for using pigments straight from the tube.

Henri Matisse and André Derain used unnaturalistic shading and striking brushstrokes in their compositions. When their work in the Fauvist style emerged in the late spring of 1905, witty pundit Louis Vauxcelles called the artists fauves or wild beasts because of the uncontrolled nature of their brushstrokes.
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naoarte @naoarte.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Btw, if you want to follow Glinner vs Sophie today, the best way where everything is all in one place is Cookd & Bombd. Starts around page 34... www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
With thanks to DBC: Cultplex in Manchester will be having a "Nathan Barley marathon" to celebrate the 20 year anniversary of Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker's sitcom. Tickets and info here, Saturday 15th November: cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll... Have fun. #ChrisMorris #CharlieBrooker
"NATHAN BARLEY MARATHON (20TH ANNIVERSAY)
 
20 years since Channel 4 aired Nathan Barley, Charlie Brooker's "self-facilitating media node" has gone from absurdist parody to frightening reality.

Brimming with up-and-coming talent like Julian Barratt (The Mighty Boosh), and fellow Booshers Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade, as well as some blink-and-you'll-miss-'em cameos from Stephen Mangan (Episodes), Mat Horne (Gavin & Stacey) and Sherlock's Benedict Cumberbatch, we think it's time Nathan Barley was given the praise it deserved!

A flop when it originally aired, but a cult hit on DVD, Nathan Barley is love-it-or-hate it telly from the minds of  Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker, set in Hosegate, a metropolitan borough filled with twits, buffoons, imbeciles, gufftraps and fools. 

All our screenings are 18+. 
The film will begin at the advertised time above."
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It's a joy to listen to the bedazzled soundtrack again, I'd entirely forgotten Bob Efford's extraordinary tenor saxophone on Goodbye George. I just love Dudley; incredibly talented jazz musician & one of the single greatest and most likeable comedy performers ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eIJ...
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Dudley Moore - Goodbye, George (1967)
YouTube video by Easy Sounds
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Genocidal apartheid ethnostate comedy - a look at how "Israel's SNL/Daily Show" spread state propaganda through viral English-language videos. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
"Death, death to the IDF!"

Satirical Israeli comedy propaganda show showing Greta and other activists on the flotilla. Greta is wearing a "We are all Palestine Action" t-shirt and shouting into a loudspeaker.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
With thanks to touchingcloth for this: Chris Morris will be appearing with Cory Doctorow. Be warned that it's sold out but perhaps you can get a cancellation or something. Note that CM isn't listed on the Barbican site but is appearing. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #enshittification
London, UK: Enshittification with Sarah Wynn-Williams, author of Careless People and Chris Morris (Brass Eye, Four Lions) (Nov 15, 3PM)
https://www.barbican.org.uk/whats-on/2025/event/cory-doctorow-with-sarah-wynn-williams

"Panellists
Cory Doctorow is a science fiction author, activist and journalist. He is the author of many books, most recently Radicalized and Walkaway, science fiction for adults; How to Destroy Surveillance Capitalism, nonfiction about monopoly and conspiracy; In Real Life, a graphic novel; and the picture book Poesy The Monster Slayer. His latest book is Attack Surface, a standalone adult sequel to Little Brother. In 2020, he was inducted into the Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Hall of Fame. He works for the Electronic Frontier Foundation, is a MIT Media Lab Research Affiliate, is a Visiting Professor of Computer Science at Open University, a Visiting Professor of Practice at the University of North Carolina’s School of Library and Information Science and co-founded the UK Open Rights Group.

Sarah Wynn-Williams is an author, former New Zealand diplomat and international lawyer. She joined Facebook after pitching a job and ultimately became director of global public policy. After leaving the company, she published a best-selling book, Careless People: A Cautionary Tale of Power, Greed, and Lost Idealism, and has continued to work on tech policy."
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Choice highlights from today's epic policework in #Epping:
BBC update summaries I rearranged as the display of incompetence had me howling. 

"- Sources have confirmed to the BBC that prison staff led Epping migrant sex offender Hadush Kebatu away from HMP Chelmsford and towards the station

- A former Met officer says prisoners released in error is "quite common" - more than 260 prisoners were released by mistake in the year ending March 2024

- The Metropolitan Police is now leading the manhunt for Kebatu, who was last seen in east London yesterday

- Met Police commander urges Kebatu to 'turn yourself in'"

This last accompanied with a picture of a copper who looks like he's hoping that sheer cheeky banter and a wink will win the day.
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Hetty Vein-Throb presents: Missed Marbles in "Privates Inspector; Public Dick." #Glinner #GrahamLinehan www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The Liberal Abandonment Of Greta Thunberg www.donotpanic.news/p/the-libera...
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The Liberal Abandonment Of Greta Thunberg
The Swedish activist Greta Thunberg has been detained by Israel and reportedly maltreated by her Israeli captors after she was kidnapped, along with hundreds of other activists, from Gaza’s territoria...
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Yeeesssss, I'm so happy about this! I missed the Observer columns sooooo much, thanks for bringing him back and good luck with @thenerve.news I love it!
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
#ChrisMorris #NathanBarley #CharlieBrooker
Fake police sign from Nathan Barley, the title is white text on blue and the rest is black text on yellow.  Transcribed below:

"WE ARE APPEALING FOR WITNESSES
CAN YOU HELP US?

ARMED ROBBERY

A MAN WITH A HANDGUN ROBBED THE RED DOLPHIN KEBAB BAR
at 0214am on Sunday 14th March.

We are 90% certain he was an anti terrorist police officer because they've all gone mental you should see them just trying to tie their shoelaces without shooting the fuck out of everything but just in case it wasn't please call the number below but if it was we are sorry.

What are you reading this for you obsessional deviant DVD bandit sodsplit.

DID YOU SEE OR HEAD ANYTHING 
PLEASE CALL US 016 329 6099"
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@cheeseford.bsky.social I'd totally forgotten about this til I was hunting through my Twitter the other night, but did you get them CM tapes done? I think someone gave a stash to you as I was already swamped, but can't remember what happened to them. Getting everything pulled together and upgraded.
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Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is an excerpt from the BBC compliance form for the 3 hour #ChrisMorris radio special, "Raw Meat Radio." Isn't it about time Radio 4 Extra gave this another airing? Can you please pull some strings @maryannehobbs.bsky.social ? (With thanks to Sophie Black)
"Other potentially dangerous behaviour.
Give Details:
'Inserting life rafts inside dead dogs'"
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Chris Morris disguised "Four Lions" filming locations as kid's party invites in order to guarantee secrecy. #ChrisMorris #FourLions
This is a fake invitation to a kid's party, it says, "You are invited to Ren's 11th Birthday Party on 23rd April" and then goes into further details as to the location and how to get there. 

It looks very authentic, there's a fittingly sort of Comic Sans style font used for the header and balloons in the background. Overall I'd say it has a low-key, home-made aesthetic.
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