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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s not even close.
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Madturnip Seinfeld: Kramer's Turkey Pose
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Moe's Classic 'I.P. Freely' Crank Call
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Apple was too big to fit in the slicer so I cut the sides off first and then when the slicer started to cut the square apple into 16 wedges I realized I'd inadvertently created a Lament Configuration. 😬
An apple in an apple slicer as seen from above; the apple appears square-shaped because the sides have been sliced off. The apple slicer is a circular device with sixteen blades radiating out from a central point. The apple has been mostly sliced through so the top surface looks like a square with sixteen cuts in it, similar to one of the views of the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser. Slightly lower view showing how the apple is roughly cube shaped
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RC Cola Pope @quintilian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sketch of the Unabomber
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks like a Temu Bud Bundy.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026
I only agreed to buy a minivan because my wife said I could paint a wizard on it she never let me paint the wizard we are divorced
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
jaxson dart and an old fucking asshole who sucks shit
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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George Costanza: I Was In The Pool!
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah @richardblade.bsky.social barrettmedia.com/2026/09/04/r...
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Richard Blade KROQ Legend Still Dominates SiriusXM 1st Wave
"These are the same kids that love Doja Cat and Taylor Swift. They also love The Cure and Depeche Mode,"
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Gary Coleman as Guard in The Simpsons
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He truly got checkmated by a literal pawn
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Damn Anger
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Israel has universal healthcare—which they can afford because of all the money they get from the USA—but the USA does not. Funny, how that worked out.
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy new Mastodon day to all who celebrate.
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space
Partial lunar eclipse and stars over New Orleans
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My bologna has a first name, it’s J-O-S-E-P-H
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Right next to the possible new Bears stadium… 🙃
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Incredibly powerful woman….Dolly Parton telling the story of how Elvis and his sleazebag manager tried to rob her of 50% of publishing rights for "I Will Always Love You" if Elvis recorded it and she told them NO….she was just 28 years old at the time 💪🙏
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton passed away. 😢 Trump is right there!!!!!
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Glen Danzig, obviously.
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Danzig Performing
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone have any idea what is going on inside his trousers? #SpongeDonSquarePants
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Dee @dlawson382.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am an enjoyer of this. youtu.be/94Cr7eKDZbA?...
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Mastodon - Snakes For Dinner (Official Video)
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11/08/2026
if your restaurant has really messy food i think you should have some tables be inside enclosed booths so people can take their shirt off to eat in there .
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And Iran, Iran's so far away.
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Vice Principals
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Land 🔰alue Tax Would Solve This 🌇🏗️ @lvtyimby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How it started vs. how it's going
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Seinfeld: Bookman's Flash for Joy-Boy
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If munitions run low, U.S. forces can always start firing chunks of Reflecting Pool liner at Iran.
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Speed Racer 1967 Title Sequence Theme Song Go Speed Racer Go Intro Here He Comes Here Comes Speed Racer
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
everyone should start referring to Elon Musk as "ex-trillionaire Elon Musk" to make him lose his mind
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
lol Jimothy everything
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is it a sitcom? Kinda. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Shameless: Frank Gallagher Asks 'Where's My Hug?'
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Tucker Smitty Brown: I'm Just As God Made Me, Sir
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So much for the yzerplan…
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BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched www.brooklynvegan.com/l7s-jennifer...
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L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched
"Following multiple surgeries and serious complications, Jennifer now requires extensive medical care, rehabilitation and professional in-home support." - L7
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Sub Pop Records @subpop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sub Pop is sending our love to L7's bassist, Jennifer Finch, who was diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer. If you are financially able, please consider donating to her GoFundMe to help cover urgent medical and rehabilitation costs, and in-home care expenses.
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SINI5TAR @sini5tar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Mork from Ork: Robin Williams' Egg Arrival
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Today is like when you order something from a store that you want and they send you the wrong thing. At first, you're disappointed, but come to realize that you are happy with what they sent and will just wait for the thing you *really* want.
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.
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Corene Kendrick @corene.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/07/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "oh great, a new season of Escape From Dumbfuck Island"
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.
Karoline Leavitt inthe $400m flying bribe slash natsec nightmareA shelf of fake books, some titled “Library”
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#SHEWeekend promo loading,,,
Two daredevils climb the Empire State Building to promote flavor Flavs she weekend
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