Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialapenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 29/09/2026So far no labour saving device in the history of humanity has resulted in a long-term reduction in employment. 2820932
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialJon Mackenzie @jonmackenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Here's today's Did You Notice? video and it's all about how Brighton broke some of the unwritten rules about modern pressing in their win against Arsenal. 6387
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialSimon Willison @simonwillison.net · 18/09/2026Being a computer scientist who refuses to find anything about LLMs interesting right now is a bit like being a geneticist who refuses to find anything interesting about the recently opened Jurassic Park 4181681
singletoned.bsky.social @singletoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@arsecannonpics.bsky.social I have this beautiful specimen from Budapest (specifically Pest) 110
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialPrashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Arsenal's first goal involved at least one touch from every player. via. premier league [IG] 🔴⚪ 1544354
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialDave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 04/09/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #totp 1234
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026When my book comes out, it’ll be up against Captain underpants and every manga. Preordering my book helps me make the best seller list. I’m in it for the glory 431256156
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialIan Bicking @ianbicking.org · 14/08/2026Moats around bridge-building machines are hard to maintain! 011
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialIan Bicking @ianbicking.org · 10/08/2026There should be a genre of board game that you play directly out of the box, and at any moment you can close the lid and put it away and open it up later to keep playing (Then it has to be simple enough for the play and storage to all fit in the box, but complicated enough to be worth returning to) 141
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialRG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I wanted England to win obvs but couldn’t get emotionally invested in this tournament the way I have been in the past. The last few years of Arsenal has fatigued me mentally/emotionally + all the inhumane & other political stuff around the last two hosts has been a massive turn off FIFA too. 6571
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialDexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic” 2595058609
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 10/07/2026With Penelope Keith’s passing, I got to thinking about Paul Eddington, in his final days, facing the camera that one last time, despite the shitty hand life had dealt him, and the courage it must have taken to do so. Given the chance to spin some grandstanding bullshit, he chose to say this instead: 25993236
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialAndy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... 43312
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialLea Verou, PhD @lea.verou.me · 02/07/2026When I say that modularity & composability are now crucial as large, coupled codebases consume more context, I see raised eyebrows. Meanwhile, they are constantly running out of tokens while I haven't hit a usage limit in months. If you think architecture no longer matters, joke’s on you.static.klipy.comTkt Smart Meme: Think SmartALT: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart 1699
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialBrandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Back on my bullsh 15894022132
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain 1064465979
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialOrbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 26/06/2026They clearly decided on 116 instead of 115 to avoid all the obvious gags. 312115
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 22/06/2026"I rarely speak to anyone for over five minutes". Roy Keane is very much my spirit animal. 1153
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialAndy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The UK is getting through Prime Ministers like Chelsea get through managers. At some point each of us will have a turn at one or the other. 2111
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Happy 11th Birthday to this abomination. 824133
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer? [from 2021] 5533145
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialSteve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 29/05/2026So i arrived in Bucharest late last night, beautiful. flight was surprisingly dirt cheap & half empty. City was really quiet i assumed due to the time but it's quiet again today. Haven't seen a single Arsenal shirt yet. Maybe everyone arriving later? Haven't found fan park, map looks very different 1826323
singletoned.bsky.social @singletoned.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Helping a colleague with poor bandwidth deal with some client files and found myself messaging: "I’m just unzipping it. It’s huge. Where do you want me to put it?” I hope HR don't randomly check on our messages 010
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Probably chose the wrong day to clear out the loft whilst wearing a bear costume. 4358
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialOrbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Dear Arsenal. Turn the fucking volume down. It's how I imagine Guantanamo Bay is for torture victims in the stadium before games. 2541
singletoned.bsky.social @singletoned.bsky.social · 15/05/2026“Better guided use of VAR to make sure the right teams are still in contention at the end of the season” was such a good line from @acjimbo.bsky.social 000
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialAndy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Ever wondered why Butlins had redcoats and Pontins had bluecoats? Back in the post-war boom years, Billy Butlin and Fred Pontin's rivalry wasn't restricted to holiday camps. Billy was an Arsenal fan whilst Fred supported Tottenham. 2203
singletoned.bsky.social @singletoned.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I’ve never understood why people are so passionate about tight underwear for men 000
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialCoty @coty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I think a ritual that defines democracy is showing up as a leader in public spaces and not holing up in a ballroom/bunker. If you want to encourage politicians to cool their rhetoric, I think requiring them to engage with the real world is a good way to do so. 111
singletoned.bsky.social @singletoned.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The best detail of this is that the hole punch is way off centre, so it would rip in the shop, further enraging nerds 010
singletoned.bsky.social @singletoned.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I find it really confusing when someone (like @dollspace.gay ) changes their profile picture It’s like going to work and the person you sit next to is completely different, but claims to be the same person 3272
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialSam Rose @samwho.dev · 22/04/2026Looking to connect with parents of children with challenging behaviours (PDA, physical aggression) who have managed to successfully find people to babysit or otherwise help with childcare, e.g watch one kid at home while you take the other out. How did you find them? How did it work initially? 🙏 264
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Software development is 99% planning and 9,999% finding out what's wrong with your plan. 4379966
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialAlexander Bandukwala @bandukwala.me · 17/04/2026Me to claude after I tell it I'll have someone else handle it latermedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a lighter and says vayagif.com on the bottom rightAlt: Will Smith in men in black using the mind-wiping flash 3645
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialOrbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Vaping has taken us back a couple of decades. People openly sucking on their cancerous pipes in the stadium, in restaurants, pubs on public transport. And the people doing it are just as obnoxious and entitled when you confront them. 141208
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Just walked past a bloke who was speaking very highly of the Doppler effect. He soon changed his tune, though. 0265
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/04/2026My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award 1156559573
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialAndy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Trump is a lot smarter than we thought. He's actually managed to get the Epstein files off the front pages. 2102
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 07/04/2026I feel like we're not addressing the most concerning news from Mythos 2755581
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialKastor @kastor.sh · 07/04/2026Macos: i have no idea where your document is Windows: “your” document? These are onedrive’s documents Linux: /opt/fakevm/mounted/tmpfs/vmlinuz/ubuntu-36.0.01_x86_also-arm.0.21.013/snapd/docx-exporter.sx/0028492748901.txt.converted.bak/v/9/ms/1/0.out 2880790
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I do love a completely shit acronym. 119621
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 17/03/2026Apparently, your computer has a built-in cowbell. You’ll need to turn the sound on to hear what I’m talking about. 2315
singletoned.bsky.social @singletoned.bsky.social · 17/03/2026It is indeed very good. Takes so much concentration that you almost feel grateful when you lose I reached level 13 in Cortextual! cortextual.netcortextual.netCortextualPlay Cortextual - a free game that tests your observation and reaction skills. 011
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialOrbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I for one can't understand why repeated slaps on the wrist don't stop teams like Chelsea from breaking the rules. 🤦♂️ 4963
Reposted by @singletoned.bsky.socialmr. TIM @timkellogg.me · 14/03/2026new rule: if your standard has a spec, i should be able to give it to any coding agent, with nothing else, and it should perfectly implement the spec in any major language 11652
![[Title]:
How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer?
[Following panels show a footballer being interviewed in various scenarios]
1
[Making first contact with an alien on another planet]:
Yeh y’know obviously it’s a great to make first contact, we’re here to represent humanity and give it 100 per cent
2
[Chained above the fiery pit of Hell] :
2 Yeh y’know obviously it’s disappointing to be in the fiery pit but you’ve got to look forward
3
[Being devoured by tiny Nanobots in a future dystopia]:
Yeh y’know obviously the murderous nanobots are a factor but we’ve got to take the positives
4
[On WW2 VE-Day]
Yeh y’know obviously we’re pleased to win World War 2, they came out organised and made it difficult for us
5
[In a multi-dimensional vortex]:
Yeh y’know obviously there’s no easy games at the multiverse level, take one dimension at a time
6
[Stood on a cloud, next to a shining orb of light]
Yeh y’know obviously it’s great to see the face of God, we’re happy with that
7
[In the midst of an apocalypse, the world on fire]:
Yeh y’know obviously we wanted to survive as a species but we haven’t managed to do that
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