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@simurghsong.bsky.social
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i may have narcolepsy but i’m still woke — ethereal gf — carpenter sapphic stereotype — trans twitter refugee (she/her)

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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 06/10/2026
there is so much going on here
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense".
He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defenseY'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
#that's so funny
#what does he think when someone wants to keep a baby
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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If he's a Viking larper and believes it's self defense against the attacking baby does that mean the baby gets to go to Valhalla if it's aborted

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Yknow what I should ask him this next time l encounter him

Update. Yes he believes aborted babies go to Valhalla.
#saw him a couple days ago and told him hes tumblr famous now.
#i don't think he's aware of what tumblr is
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wren😴 @simurghsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i fundamentally have no interest in weighing the heart of a rapist or speculating on what actions they could theoretically take to redeem themselves. stop infantilizing rapists, if they truly want to make amends, they can figure out how to do that on their own, i’m not going to help them.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/08/2026
Absolute coward behavior to include the middle initials in this post
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
there are a lot of philosophical concepts that get egregiously misused out of the seminar room (and in the seminar room, to be fair). but in terms of sheer pernicious misuse "social construct" has gotta be top 5 somewhere and it's not number 5
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 31/07/2026
am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality? is that allowed?
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
once you know the signs it's really impossible to stop seeing "actually they LIKE being relegated to begging and survival sex work, it's a revered position of cultural importance" in like, every english language description of a third gender anywhere in history
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Uboa @uboatheflesh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
With my mental and physical health conditions, if I were not white with a kind family (who own their own home), I'd likely not be here. I am very fragile, but my fragility is somewhat innate to the conditions I have. Without this kind of privilege, many similar trans women are not here anymore.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 24/04/2025
"biological sex" is exclusively defined by working back from "whatever the disgusting trannies aren't".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Run on this! It's a real thing! People want to hang out IRL but hanging out IRL is too expensive.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Flipping this around, I once did a script consult and gave the note “This trans character feels like she jumped out of a cis psychiatrist’s notes from the 1980s,” and the writer responded, “Yes that’s what I based her on!”
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 05/07/2026
Illinois removes Testosterone from controlled substance list; requires insurance to cover HRT stockpiles theneedlenews.com/20... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Illinois removes Testosterone from controlled substance list; requires insurance to cover HRT stockpiles
While all of these changes are excellent, removing testosterone from the controlled substance list is a unique policy that many have wanted for years, but which has not been accomplished until now.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧ Nɯvꝡɩɛl ⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @nuvy-iel.northsky.social · 05/07/2026
🦇 This is how blue states and Democrats can *actually* *perform* alliance with trans people. More of this. Much much more of this please.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 05/07/2026
I believe that we should all have the right to change sex, freedom from discrimination for changing sex, and access to the means of changing sex socially, bodily, and legally, without being subject to pathologizing regulatory regimes enforcing patriarchal law and mandatory heterosexuality.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It is seriously alarming how many of the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people are just screamingly mentally unwell in deeply toxic, dangerous ways.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/07/2026
"Gender is dress-up and we can humour the freaks who want to be different, but sex is an INHERENT UNCHANGEABLE BIOLOGICAL TRUTH" and its consequences. Many cis people fully believe themselves to be allies of trans people when they espouse this view, even as it denies us dignity and humanity.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 02/07/2026
Alright we're making this a thing
dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

English
Etymology
Possibly first attested in 1988 as the title of a play by Tamara Kestrel and Susan Mindy.

Interjection
dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

(colloquial) Expression of surprise at something incredible. 

Usage notes
Commonly used with increasingly sexual and absurd imperatives for humorous effect.

Synonyms
- butter my butt and call me a biscuit
- dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- I'll be
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/07/2026
The term "biological sex" was adopted widely only in the last decade as a reaction to mainstream acceptance of trans people. It was rarely if ever used before that. By any metric, from legislative usage to search query usage, it's plainly evident this is a novel term only made popular by the right.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think people think we're exaggerating when we say the widespread use of the term "biological sex" as a term itself isn't organic. This data isn't anomalous, it comports with everything we've seen about the specific use of the term.
google trends showing no searches for "biological sex" before 2008 or sogoogle trends showing no searches for "biological sex" before 2008 or so (image 1), compared to "gender identity" which is far more numerous and goes back to the start of the datasetgoogle trends showing no searches for "biological sex" before 2008 or so (image 1), compared to "gender identity" which is far more numerous and goes back to the start of the dataset (image 2) plus transgender, where the term "transgender" is always higher and goes to being ten to a hundred times higher than the other two
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
funny how that works
@omgsidewalks
Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.
daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.
college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars.
everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"opposition to AI data centers is NIMBYism" follow up question, is there a gas leak in your house
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DOJA CAT: hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Oliver Brackenbury @obrackenbury.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tumblr screenshot of a post by abbiistabbii that reads:

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 28/05/2026
Called this back in October
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Billionaires must be targeted with tax policy and antitrust policy not because it helps everyone else (though it does) but because their political power must be limited so they can't wreck the world the way they're currently doing
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i don't much care for the shark one way or the other but if there's something i know for a fact it's that it's not an "ally". that shark is a tranny
facebook post by the ikea account:

BLÅHAJ here with some very important tips to help you show up, speak up, and suppor... more

BLÄHAJ's 11 tips for being a fintastic ally
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 14/05/2026
There are approximately 2.8 million trans people in the US. That means FOURTEEN PERCENT of American trans people have moved across state lines in the past 18 months.
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haunting creature @skernerd.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
many don’t realize that the secret to a healthy long lasting relationship is that you have to be addicted to making your partner cum as many times as possible
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may @maysuser.name · 15/04/2026
a trans person telling a doctor their assigned sex at birth is significantly more likely to result in their mistreatment than letting them assume cisness in 95% of cases because the average doctor does not have the care or understanding required about the nuances of trans bodies and how weve changed
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/02/2026
he can feel woke 2 coming like a rainstorm in a bad knee
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
also the USPS should do web-hosting and email services
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JM @jonmarke.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
My crackpot political theory is that internet service basically falls under the existing remit of the USPS, and thus the USPS should become a national internet provider.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/02/2026
Bluesky is not the commons. Twitter is not the commons. You can’t have a privately held commons. That’s not what words mean
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
something abled people don't get is you can have just one day a week where you are too sick to work, and that's enough to disqualify you from nearly all full-time jobs. it doesn't take a lot
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 07/02/2026
hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
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