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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
weird just casually watching simpsons and "too many presidents, please eliminate 3, i am not a crackpot" just float by, as if they aren't super important
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was the chalkboard gag the week after they got dropped from the spokesman gig.
Bart writing "I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers" on the chalkboard.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Simpsons doing this joke and immediately getting dropped by Butterfinger is so funny.
Officer Eddie hauling a pile of Butterfingers to a fire.

"All right, time to throw in the Butterfingers."The Butterfingers in the fire. They jump out of the fire. 

Eddie: Hmm, it's not even singed. Wiggum: Even the fire doesn't want them.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SLC Punk! (1998)
Comic Book Guy kicking punk versions of Nelson and Lisa out of his punk bar.

CBG: Your music violates everything Punk stands for, which is nothing!
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nine to Five (1980)
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American Dream?
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chamber and Husk be like:
Chamber (thoughts): Paige seems so sad... if only I could take her by th'hand an'-- and what, Jono?! What could yer do?! Yer missin' half yer bloody face! An b
sides, mate -- what would she want with a plonker like you...? If only I could tell her...

Husk (thoughts): ...if only I could tell him...Panel from a Radioactive Man comic.

Two superheroes, Captain Squid and Lure Lass, think to themselves. 

Captain Squid (thought bubble): Perhaps one day I'll have the courage to take Lure lass in my arms and...no! Surely she is repulsed by the freakish, squid-like tentacles which I conceal beneath my gloves...

Lure Lass (thought bubble): Capt. Squid is so cold...so distant! Yet how I long to feel the embrace of his freakish, squid-like tentacles!
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Caption: Her name is Emma Frost. Sweet sixteen and never been kissed... with a forged invitation and a stolen Bob Mackie dress. Still from The Simpsons. Milhouse looking impressed at Bart's designer jacket.

Milhouse: Wow! A Bob Mackie!
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shorter Generation X Underground (1998) #1:
Still from The Simpsons. 

Flanders: Lousy Beatniks.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hope (2026)
Chief Wiggum shoots at a tall teenager in sports jersey who's walking out of a Big & Tall Shop Wiggum walks over to the dead teen.

Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough. Lou: Uh, Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team. Wiggum: Uh, yeah... Well, he was turning into a monster, though.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still from The Simpsons. An older Homer and Marge in their bed. 

Marge: You know, the Vampire Chronicles turned into an unhinged space opera sci-fi series so gradually I didn't even notice.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Constantly oscillating between these two sentiments.
Still from Futurama. Fry in 1940s military dress driving a jeep. Bender's head is on the seat next to him.

Fry: Safe and sound. Finally, I can continue to exist. A nuke goes off behind them. Fry looks behind him, shocked. 

Bender: And you are outta here!
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RIP
Bart in a red blazer, talking to Milhouse.

Bart: Um, Milhouse, if you stay a little while longer, you can have this blazer. It's a Bob Mackie original. Milhouse, excited: Wow! A Bob Mackie!
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
The British show "Do Shut Up"

Two soccer hooligans beat each other up. Behind them in their run-town flat is a Christmas tree and a flag for Manchester United.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 12/09/2026
...or, for that matter "Oh boy, Christmas Eve Mass! That's where I'm a viking!" OK actually if the Pope said that it would be amazing.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 12/09/2026
It's so absurd that I cannot hold it in my memory after I stop thinking about it. Every time someone brings to the front of my mind that there is a controversy, I have to learn the bizarre alternate interpretation anew. "Oh boy, cleaning the toilet! That's where I'm a viking!"
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mistermeows.bsky.social @mistermeows.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Further, where is the JOKE if he’s simply excited about dreaming he’s a Viking? That’s just a relatable pleasure. And his ability to fall asleep instantly? A Viking-tier ability if ever there was one. I have to put my phone down and walk away.
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mistermeows.bsky.social @mistermeows.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is preposterous. Ralph Wiggum is a strange child. The idea that he would create a Viking-tier of achievement is entirely reasonable, especially since he seems not to be a Viking anywhere else.
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Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To me it's so obviously that Ralph has dreams in which he is a Viking -- this feels so much more clear-cut than something like "you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" -- but apparently there's even dissention among the writers about what it's supposed to mean.
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Prior to this ep, Ralph had jokes about seeing Snagglepuss and eating paste. He’s a simple boy who likes to flatly announces what he likes/sees, and at his season 7 level of intelligence, Raph wouldn’t know what a metaphor is to say that being “a Viking” means you are very good at doing something
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Viking=Good at Sleep” was a wild interpretation to me when I 1st heard others describe that meaning, but I’ve learned to treat these people with respect. But I’ve NEVER wavered from “When Ralph dreams, he sees himself as a Viking.” And this is what the episode’s showrunner David Mirkin has said too
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The notion that Ralph Wiggum can construct a complex metaphorical thought that's essentially "I am so good at sleep I am like unto a viking in my sleeping ability! I am, to create a new idiom, a sleep viking!" is patently absurd, sir. Ralph Wiggum, sir.
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So, just to be clear, you've always heard that as Ralphie BEING a viking in his dreams? Bananas.
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I would never in a billion years have interpreted "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" the way you did/claimed is the obvious and most common interpretation.Totally take it the other way @siracusa.social mentioned.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And Homer saw someone else throw a shoe.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Charlie Kirk debating Hitler like
Still from Futurama. Two clone political candidates debating.

Clone 1: I say your 3 cent titanium tax goes too far. Clone 2: And I say your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NYT articles with anonymous insider accounts of JD Vance's principled opposition to the war
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sad to know that I’m almost the same age as Homer was in the simpsons and yet he accomplished so much more than me like gone to space and beat up a president
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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
some more Simpsons continuity for everyone, in the S9E24 episode Lost Our Lisa, Lisa & Homer sneak into a museum to see the "Orb of Isis," then next season S10E18 Simpsons Bible Stories Lisa dreams she's living out Exodus and we see the orb of Isis in one of the Egyptian tombs
the orb of isis in S9E24 the orb of Isis in S10E18
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The End of Oak Street (2026)
Lisa facing down a roaring T-Rex on the Simpsons' driveway. 

Lisa: Oh, no! The T-Rex grabs Lisa in his mouth by her dress and lifts her. The T-rex throws Lisa in the air. The T-Rex grabs Lisa in its jaws and bites her.

Lisa: It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me!
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Still from The Simpsons. Leonard Nemoy looking out the monorail window at a solar eclipse. 

Nemoy: The cosmic ballet goes on.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (late 14th Century) by Anonymous
Homer: Are you going to cut my head off and leave it in a manger scene at Christmas?
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Green Knight (2021)
The Headless Horseman riding while holding the severed head of Krusty, who is laughing maniacally.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's a very spotty record, to be clear, but there are hidden gems in there.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Anyway, that was a genuinely great episode. It's weird that New Futurama occasionally just hits a homerun.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Man, a joke about socialist pirates not bothering to lock the brig doors... Maybe I should sue.
Panel from the comic The Apex Society. Pharoah with his hands on cell doors. In the foreground, Charles Apex grumbles at Viper. In the background, outside the cell, various pirates party. 

Viper: I just like pirates, is all.

Pharoah: Hey, wait a minute! Pharoah opens the cell.

Pharoah: Our cell door isn't even locked! Pirate: O' course, me hearty! There's ain't no prisons in Libertatia! We was just "holdin'" ye here till our duly elected ambassador to the outside world arrived to meet with ye.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hermes: You pirates are surprisingly bureaucratic. Jolly Roger: Aye! We're a rowdy social democracy with no law but a written constitution and various regulatory mechanisms! Our halls run red with tape!
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"The following futuristic science fiction program contains scenes of 17th Century pirates. Also vampires. Viewer discretion is advised." Okay, new Futurama, you have my attention...
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Still from The Simpsons. Lt. L.T. Smash leaning back in his chair, a fan blowing his shirt to reveal his several Navy tattoos. Lisa watches.
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Port @portalsrule123.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Simpsons meme about WEBP images.
clerk: "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!"
various signs read: "We don't take .webp upload" "ERROR: .webp is not a recognized image format" "no webp" "can't open webp" "not compatible with .webp"
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
Homer to Lionel Hutz: So, do you think I have a case? Lionel Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, Lionel Hutz (pointing at Homer): But you are the greatest hero in American history.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Still from The Simpsons. Kent Brockman reporting in front of the Elementary School.

Kent: So, once again, I've been had.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
Homer holding a guitar: By the time you come back in eight years, I'll be the world's richest rock star!
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nirvanna the Band the Show (2017-18)
Homer: Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme is an even zanier scheme! The college nerds. 

Doug the nerd: Why does it have to be zany?
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I can!"
Still from The Simpsons.

Bart: As long as you have absolutely no follow-up questions, yes. Yes, we are.

Lisa: Fully.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On that IRCG guy quote: I'm suddenly reminded of the story they told on one of the Simpsons commentaries that after they pissed off New Orleans with the Streetcar musical episode, they got a call from a man with a thick NOLA accent who threatened to assassinate the Bart mascot at Mardi Gras.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've grown to really hate "The Simpsons started in a time where a single-income family could own this house" engagement bait, there's a 30-year-old episode about how their lives were so facially absurd it drove a rational man insane
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