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@kodi I'm told I'll seem more like a real person if I put something here And that will make it less likely that I'll get blocked But then I think about how strong the desire not to be perceived is And I wonder why I'd want to avoid being blocked

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Sarah 钟怡珊 @sarahejoyal.bsky.social · 7h
Nah man, I think it's absolutely essential to know that potatoes were domesticated by guinea pigs
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 28/09/2026
Have you ever heard of a point? It's a mathematical concept, a deceptively simple "zero-dimensional location" that will melt your brain. What is the area of a point? It's zero! And yet with an infinite number of points, you can make a shape that has an area!
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
instead of 'young people need to work' it should be 'society needs to have capacity for workers'. increasingly, work about servicing automation and convenience, and this is never going to be good for youth employment. We cant have all our 16 year olds on scooters delivering mcdonalds ffs
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Chris @kodiak.app · 28/09/2026
River (2023) (Most of my other favorites have been covered, including Koyaanisqatsi, for once!)
Image from the movie River. A woman stands on a walkway in between a building and a river, facing the river and looking thoughtful.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 27/09/2026
ok we're masculinizing band names now XY-Ray Spex
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ArchangelZeriel @archangelzeriel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alternately, if you can even describe a room as having a smartest person, that room is probably way too narrowly focused to accomplish anything major instead of containing an appropriate diversity of specialties and viewpoints.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 26/09/2026
Honestly hard to believe it's a practical effect at all and not just "well, we can probably find another Roy Scheider if this one dies." youtu.be/SsNH_6lx6Z8
youtu.be
Sorcerer (1977) - The Bridge Scene (HD)
YouTube video by Admir Destani
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Chris @kodiak.app · 26/09/2026
Dead Ringers (1988)
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Chris @kodiak.app · 25/09/2026
I have bought a few off-brand LEGO-style sets, and I find them fascinating. All the ones I've tried so far are REALLY good - and what's interesting to me is how inadequate that can be. Easily 98% of all the connections have clear instructions and are well-engineered...
An iambrick building toy model of a blue dragon. An iambrick building toy model of an ice castle with a dragon attached to it.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 25/09/2026
Trader Joe's has sliced apple cinnamon sourdough bread right now and I dearly wish I were the sort of person who likes cheese on apple pie because I'll bet that would make an amazing grilled cheese if I were.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
d) Fielder catches her changing from mouse to human form, including the brief and horrifying inbetween
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Chris @kodiak.app · 23/09/2026
If you happen to have a hot fudge sundae that was put in the freezer "so it wouldn't melt so fast" and then forgotten and also the last of a batch of cold brew coffee where you got the ratio wrong and it turned out weird but you're powering through it, throwing all that in a blender is a great plan.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 23/09/2026
I want to make a joke about "maybe he got confused and he's actually adapting Tristrem and Ysonde" but even that would still only be Middle English.
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sketch preto e branco de uma Morticia Addams lobo guará e um Gomez Addams cachorro vinagre, desenho acentua a diferença de altura dos dois bichos, lobo guará altissimo e cachorro vinagre baixote.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 23/09/2026
I honestly have nothing but respect for someone who manages to somehow be too high to successfully order at Raising Cane's. There are fewer than ten food items on the menu, and that includes the secret honey mustard. Taking five minutes to place an order is a genuine accomplishment.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It ys the seasoun of decoratif gourdes, ye knaves
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Chris @kodiak.app · 22/09/2026
Literally pasted this into tineye to check it was real because I assumed there's no way they look THAT much alike. Wow.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 20/09/2026
Kangaroo. It didn't age as well as some other games from the era, to the point where it's no longer even my favorite game *from 1982* but at the time I was obsessed, to the point that I even started writing a text adventure based on the game in BASIC.
A screenshot from the arcade video game Kangaroo. An adult kangaroo wearing boxing gloves is at the bottom of the screen, ready to climb ladders to the top to rescue the blindfolded, kidnapped baby kangaroo. The monkeys climbing down the trees are going to try to prevent this. Player 1 has 0 points and two lives, and Player 2 also has 0 points.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 17/09/2026
I think actually Paul Simms wins the "accidentally unleashing a terrible person with disastrous consequences" award, though.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 17/09/2026
I did not realize this would be possible but I've been using Kerrygold butter for so long now that ordinary grocery store stick butter tastes weird.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026
Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣
a tiny snowy plover chick, about 2 inches tall, looks through a shrub as if theyr hiding, on a beach
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Chris @kodiak.app · 15/09/2026
Paths of Glory
Professional wrestler* Kirk Douglas in an army uniform being all Kirk Douglas toward the camera in a WWI trench in Paths of Glory.

* - "He was a standout on the school's wrestling team and wrestled one summer in a carnival to make money."
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Chris @kodiak.app · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Faces
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Chris @kodiak.app · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Thé
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Chris @kodiak.app · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Other children 2. Spilling something 3. If I flush the toilet with the lid up a snake could possibly come out of the toilet
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Chris @kodiak.app · 10/09/2026
No one who wants a Senator to kill trans kids is going to vote for a Democrat who's going to half-ass it. There's just literally no point in committing to just a LITTLE bit of oppression.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 06/09/2026
The one time I saw Fugazi ( dischord.com/fugazi_live_... ; Ian refunds a guy's $5 and kicks him out ), one of the opening acts was Bedhead. And it was a weird surprising act for a bunch of people, very different sound from Fugazi, but I just wanted a place where I could sit down for a bit and...
dischord.com
Fugazi Live Series: Dallas, TX USA, 4/16/93
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Chris @kodiak.app · 06/09/2026
i hardly even have the energy anymore but... it's still not a fucking patriotic holiday it's not a holiday about how great the usa is if you didn't have a flag up last weekend you should not be putting a flag up this weekend
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Chris @kodiak.app · 04/09/2026
It's funny because my dialect quiz results very accurately reflect that I grew up in the south but also watch a lot of teevee, but there's one question where they left off the answer that would very precisely tell you the town I was born in.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 02/09/2026
I am pleased to report that the three people I unfollowed because they would NOT STOP REPOSTING THEIR OWN SHIT SEVERAL TIMES A DAY are once more a part of my feed now that I can turn off their reposts. Hooray!
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Chris @kodiak.app · 02/09/2026
Hilariously, my top FIVE movies from the years in which I was 20 all came out when I was either 19 or 21. While I was actually 20, really nothing that I can get too excited about.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 31/08/2026
I was staying with my aunt and cousins for a week, back in the time when "just sitting around" was a thing people did, and I was just sitting around in the living room. My cousin came out of his bedroom, put a CD in the stereo, and went back into the bedroom as it started.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 31/08/2026
When you see up close how much easier it makes EVERYTHING when school meals are free it becomes very clear that we make students pay for lunches because some people want students to not get enough food.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 31/08/2026
Tin Machine - car accident on the way. I have a scar behind my ear to remind me of the time I almost got to see David Bowie. RUSH - I almost bought tickets but they were touring on Roll the Bones and after listening to the album I lost interest
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Chris @kodiak.app · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Alanis Morissette Aimee Mann Garbage Wally Pleasant Brave Combo It is EXTREMELY possible that that is the entire list, if you don't include "that band my friend was in that played a few shows."
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Chris @kodiak.app · 29/08/2026
This prompt is infuriating when your favorite film is Koyaanisqatsi.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 28/08/2026
No, I don't think I will.
There's a picture, and this is the alt text:
A stile in the middle of a field, surrounded by no fence of hedge, which, when you climb it, takes you to a nicer parallel dimension, containing no algorithms.
The picture is part of a post by ‪Tom Cox‬ :
I am often asked “What, if push came to shove, is your favourite stile you have ever climbed over on a walk in the countryside?” and it’s always an easy question to answer, since there can only ever be one winner.
A stile in the middle of a field, surrounded by no fence of hedge, which, when you climb it, takes you to a nicer parallel dimension, containing no algorithms.
That post is quoted in a post by John Oxley:
Found GK Chesterton's alt:

BUT all that is in a feed above the text:
There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
Two Muppets, Statler and Waldorf, who look like old white men, are in a balcony box at a theater.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Chris @kodiak.app · 25/08/2026
"Out of an abundance of caution, campus is in lockdown -> oh, cool, glad they're cautious. "Out of an abundance of caution, campus is in lockdown. We will update you as soon as we have more information." -> it's been HALF an HOUR how can they POSSIBLY not have more information by now?!?
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Chris @kodiak.app · 25/08/2026
I just saw a vanity license plate reading "♥️EVRYONE" and that seems really on-point for today.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 25/08/2026
NOOOOOODLE UUUUUUNION p.s. AUTOMATIC NOODLE is great fun, it's an awesome sci-fi story, it's an awesome food story, and also surprisingly soothing for a book that makes me dearly hope I never look at real life and think "oh, this is just like AUTOMATIC NOODLE."
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Chris @kodiak.app · 24/08/2026
Given this is a 3-lane road, I have... concerns.
Two consecutive bright orange temporary road construction signs. One reads "2 RIGHT LANE CLOSED" and the one immediately after it reads "2 LEFT LANE CLOSED".
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Chris @kodiak.app · 24/08/2026
It's Seinfeld, tho.
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Chris @kodiak.app · 21/08/2026
I mean, 2001 has a kernel of truth, it just leaves out a whole bunch of in-person meetings and also bullet point 5, "never get promoted because everything thinks you're creepy and standoffish and literally only your boss knows your name."
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Chris @kodiak.app · 21/08/2026
I... I really don't think the breakfast burrito photo is an actual photo of an ad in the real world, though?
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