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A glowy computer mouse of some sort? He/They pronouns. Into programming (esp. web), #furry, rodents, sci-fi, art, roleplay, etc. Creator of the Raccoony web […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ chitter.xyz/@SimonTesla, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 4h
therian to therian communication with @mistyfur.dog #pankallisti #furryart #therian #feral furaffinity.net/view/66621471/
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 21h
Hypnotized (by KatxFish) Art by furaffinity.net/user/katxlogan YCH available here: www.furaffinity.net/view/58889486 #commission #SimonTeslasCommissionBacklog #furry #simon_tesla #male #mouse #rodent #hypnosis #open_smile #open_mouth #spiral_eyes
Simon with a dopey, hypnotized expression on his face and spirals in his eyes.
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lea @lea.ordinary.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
If you/your project is affected by DigitalOcean stopping their OSS credits program, please shoot me a PM immediately. Might be able to help. Boosts for visibility would be appreciated. #foss #linux
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some kinda cat @catgoat.meemu.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
A rabbi basically telling an Anthropic employee that he doesn’t think LLMs are conscious, but if they do they are running a massive slave trading operation is a point I had not considered but AN EXTREMELY GOOD ONE.
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
[nsfw art, cw: nudity, micro] Stickers (by Shiuk) Art by Shiuk: www.shiuk.com #commission #SimonTeslasCommissionBacklog #furry #simon_tesla #male #mouse #rodent #cock #penis #nude #underwear #briefs #embarrassed #hug #hugging_from_behind […] [Original post on chitter.xyz]
A set of 9 stickers featuring Simon and a larger YCH rodent. Stickers are, in order: Simon blushing while holding his ears. Simon striking a pose in his briefs. Simon being held against YCH's chest. Simon in briefs carried over YCH's shoulder. Simon and YCH hugging with noses touching. Simon riding on YCH's shoulders. Simon kissing YCH on the cheek while in a bridal carry. Simon sleeping in YCH's embrace. Micro Simon on his back getting licked on his cock by macro YCH.
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
[nsfw art, cw: nudity, enm] Stripped (by Shiuk) Art by Original: www.furaffinity.net/view/59238496 #commission #SimonTeslasCommissionBacklog #furry #simon_tesla #male #mouse #rodent #underwear #undress #shiuk #cock #testicles #sheath #paws #blush
Simon laying on his back with his legs in the air as a hand from off panel tugs his briefs up from his legs. He's visibly embarrassed and sporting an erection.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 04/09/2026
me trying to advertise the fediverse to fellow furries like #meme #rejected
a screenshot from REJECTED by don hertzfelt showing two little puffy characters next to a box that says "john mastodon & friends - THE FEDIVERSE" with the fediverse logo. the characters are saying "NOW WITH MORE FURRY PORN!" and "SWEET JESUS!"
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
We made website-making harder, to show that we can do a thing that's very hard and that normal people can't do. Elitism. But, like, very very petty elitism. Making a website should be the easiest fucking thing in the world by now. There should be a program that you can use to spit out a […]
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
It's 1998, you make a website in the copy of frontpage express that came with your computer, it's just like Word and it's very easy, you figure out how to upload it to the couple megs of web space that your ISP gives you (the instructions are on their website), you visit your site in your […]
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Furries of fedi, curious if any of you have done job-seeking here, like with the getfedihired tag? I don't really have a social media presence under my real name and I'm curious if you've had issues with that, or if it makes sense to try to create a presence with my RL identity here as well? In […]
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Learning that my favorite fancy chocolate bar is like the da vinci code of whole foods products
The brand was called "Tony's Chocolonely" with "Tony" (= Teun) and "Chocolonely" in reference to Teun van de Keuken feeling as if he was the only person in the industry who was interested in eradicating slavery.Tony's bars become unequally divided to remind everyone that the chocolate industry is still unequally divided.the chunk pattern forms the coast of west africa
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 13/09/2026
This is one of the funniest Pebble watch faces I've seen :wlfWoozy:
The "what a week huh, Captain it's Wednesday" meme adapted as a Pebble watch face, so that it says the current day, and also shows the time, temperature, and steps
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Timeline cleanser of a parrot that found a traffic cam to ham it up for.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
If you travel with a wheelchair I will build you a shock recording black box for free. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-11/qant…
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Qantas changes tune over broken wheelchair after ABC questions
Qantas has backflipped and says it is now planning to replace an expensive powered wheelchair broken beyond repair on one of its flights, after questions from the ABC.
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Good Buddy [COMMS:❌]🐾🌟 @collie.baby · 30/08/2026
the reason we fight so hard to normalize diapers/abdl is because REGARDLESS of why you wear a diaper isn't some damning indication of moral failing, disabled people exist, and both deserve to look and feel cute, sexy, & everything in between YOUR UNDIES MAKE YOU FEEL SEXY SAME APPLIES HERE
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some kinda cat @catgoat.meemu.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Fucking disgusting that a medical equipment company wants to sell your data to advertisers. Fuck you, ResMed I literally need this to breathe at night. www.reddit.com/r/CPAP/s/xOj1gMaemO
Opened the MyAir app this morning, and it asked me to consent to a HIPPA  HIPAA authorization in order to give me more detailed sleep information. Scrolled down to see a marketing heading, where it says Resmed can sell your health information.

I’m sure they plan on selling our data to insurance companies, among others, so I declined   Be aware!

Edit: Corrected my 5am blunder with the acronym.
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
"don't chain power strips up you'll burn your house down" is commonplace knowledge and not entirely the whole story but "your surge suppressors have a hard-to-determine expiration date b4 they stop suppressing surges" seems virtually unknown and like kinda important for people in some regions
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Snoozey 🐘 @snoozey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've been seeing a LOT of people fall for discord tricks these past couple months, so I felt the need to make this to help get people caught up on internet safety 101. Please repost/share this around, you could help save someone's account!
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kinks aren't like any other interests; they can be be deeply personal, it can be a whole journey to become confident enough to talk about them. So please be mindful of others when speaking about kinks you're *not* into. It's easy to not be a jerk about it <3 #nsfw #Kink #kinkpositivity
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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fek @fek.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
#septENMber Day 25: Bliss and Ignorance - (Posting this one early for Reasons™) I'm sure everyone was very respectful and chose not to see through the illusions, right? #enm #ene
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
silly stuff with glow dicks with @omalakai.bsky.social and @carthann.bsky.social #handjob #bioluminescence #threesome #incest #glowdick #glowingcock #pankallisti furaffinity.net/view/66096947/
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0x4d6165 (Margaret) @0x4d6165.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
@KayOhtie@blimps.xyz it's no mystery why all these foss devs are turning to the slop machines; they're burnt out from maintaining important code without much thanks, a lot of hostility, and rarely any financial compensation. you can only do work on passion for so long before it drains you. if […]
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Kay Ohtie @kayohtie.blimps.xyz · 11/08/2026
New Blog Post: LLMs, ADHD, and Awareness of Self Writing code was never the problem, which is why the "slot machine effect", horrifyingly, makes developers feel more 'effective'. local.yipyap.me/posts/2026/20260811…
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Writing code was never the problem, which is why the "slot machine effect", horrifyingly, makes developers feel more 'effective'.
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
accidental epiphany I had the other day
screenshot from telegram taken around 13:21 across three messages (my messages). It was in response to someone who was anxious about doing something

It reads:
honestly the only true way to tackle anxiety is by proving yourself wrong :3

in a way I realized that anxiety is like curiosity, but a negative form of it; you're unsure of an outcome, you wonder what's going to happen, but instead of being interested and eager you're afraid and distantiate yourself from it

the fix for both is the same though :3 fuck around and find out~
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
This is a really good essay, and it probably isn't about what you think it's about. www.transvitae.com/intersectionalit…
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daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
No one in the seven-person curl security team is on or runs Windows. People sending us Windows-only flaws makes us groan and roll eyes. And sometimes hyperventilate a little. Why this is so? Because no one in the team wants to be on Windows, and no other curl contributor is active enough […]
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Sebastian Silverfox @silver-sebastian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sebastian’s Home Game Tips: If you’ve unlocked the Foldy Paws gesture, use it in front of the marten painting at the topnof the steps to unlock A Secret. #marten #furryart
A painting of a pine marten standing up and looking at the viewer framed below a wall
light.
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
A year ago I made Wellness Ping because someone I care about went silent and it took too long for anyone to notice. v2.0 is now out. It now works entirely over Signal, usernames or phone numbers, both for your check-ins and for your emergency contacts. Email isn't safe for everyone to use, but […]
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Zuthal @zuthal.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
hmmm
written on a green piece of paper, photographed at a 45 degree angle:

"Were you a leash kid?"

Say this to a man who you want to sit still.

Warning:

Do not say this to a man who you suspect even a little bit to be a furry. This will activate him like a Russian sleeper agent.
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
Anyone have a copy of the Digger webcomic audio commentary (by Ursula Vernon) that was released alongside the omnibus print edition a long while back? I discovered to my horror that I'd only remembered to download half of them, and the original post has a bunch of expired mediafire links […]
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Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is the end result of "there are no sfw kinks" logic. Everything is a kink for someone. It doesn't matter how tame or innocuous it is; someone, somewhere, gets off to it. Amd there is no level of "toning it down" that will ever be acceptable to people whose goal is for you to not exist at all.
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fek @fek.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
oh god oh fuck oh jesus
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Has anyone here had experience migrating off of Greasemonkey onto Tampermonkey (for Firefox)? Or is it fine to just run both? I've been starting to run into user scripts that are incompatible with Greasemonkey as it seems most development has been happening on Tampermonkey these days. (I […]
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Spikiii (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @spikiii.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
GAY-ASS MOUSE LADY Drawn for an online friend! I'm **so** incredibly proud of this one. This was one of those pieces where I stepped back after finishing it and I went "what the heck!? _I_ made that???" **Feedback very much welcome!** Krita 5.3.2.1 / Wacom […] [Original post on tech.lgbt]
A drawing of an anthro mouse lady blushing and trying her hardest to maintain her composure because she's clearly gay as hell and just saw a cute lady and/or lady adjacent entity walking by (maybe viewing this piece??? who knows!)

She's tall and skinny and has pinkish-white fur, a long pink tail, and shoulder-length black hair that's wavy and very tussled. She's wearing a pair of thick butterfly-framed purple glasses, a purple bralette, a black mini-skirt, and a pair of pink flip-flops.
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Always funny when people go "I can't be puritan! look at all the kinks *I* have!!!" My fellow creature on this planet, puritanism isn't about the kinks you permit yourself- it's about judging people for others. You can be a super ultrakinkmaxxer, it is STILL puritanical if you go "oh ew yuck, vore"
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
Close-up photo of a squinting cat who almost looks like it is suspicious of something. The photo is captioned "Europeans when someone smiles instead of skilometers".
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Whoah! Jerboa on crocodile selfcest! ((Circe is she/they/it in every form) #nsfw #pankallisti #transformation #selfcest #shapeshifter #feralonferal #extremesizedifference #feralnsfw #nsfwferal #footjob #pawjob furaffinity.net/view/65650546
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
[Crowdfunding a friend's vet bills for her cat (GoFundMe) [Updated, please share this one]]] A friend of mine just got hit with a $5K vet bill for her cat and asked me to spread around the GoFundMe she set up. If you can send a bit of cash her way, it'd be a great help. #fedihelp #fundraiser […]
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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭 @simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
[Crowdfunding a friend's vet bills for her cat (GoFundMe) [Updated, please share this one]]] A friend of mine just got hit with a $5K vet bill for her cat and asked me to spread around the GoFundMe she set up. If you can send a bit of cash her way, it'd be a great help. #fedihelp #fundraiser […]
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Kay Ohtie @kayohtie.blimps.xyz · 19/06/2026
Hi folks! Looking for a preferably-regional (Southeast USA) charity that helps queer youth, especially disenfranchised, that also is registered with Tiltify. I may just say "screw it" and do another Ko-Fi one for Lost'n'Found in Atlanta like last year if not.
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👻 Furbland's Very Spooky Account™ 👻 @groupnebula563.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026
this came to me in a dream and i thought it was the funniest shit ever @VoicesOfTheVoid #VOTV #VoicesOfTheVoid
An image of a Kerfur Omega with the text "anthro" above it. Next to it is an image of a regular Kerfur, with the text "feral" above it.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
For Pride I ask you to look at what I think is one of the most powerful pieces of queer art. Electric Fan (Feel it Motherfuckers) By John Boskovich
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
well, here's a nice metaphor as we work on dreaming the next chapter after this one:
Tumblr post from weasselle arguing that Community should be run like a household not a business- focusing on keeping people safe and healthy rather than turning a profit
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Indio Gringo ® @paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
🔥 daringfireball.net/2026/05/what_is_…
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Space Hobo @spacehobo.teh.entar.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
I actually worked at the same place as Andrew Tridgell, over a quarter-century ago. I got to know a few of the OzLabs folks during their immediate post-IBM years, and always had the highest respect for them in that way where you feel acute impostor syndrome when they're in the room. Tridge […]
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Emelia 👸🏻 @thisismissem.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
Hey Australian friends, please sign this petition, I'd hate to loose my legal identity because of some bigots. track.equalityaustralia.org.au/-/m/… cc @aussocialadmin #LGBTQ […]
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@JakeOrlowitz/11664… "TLDR: In ten days last month, the Wikimedia Foundation fired the longtime lead developer of MediaWiki and disbanded the team whose entire job was to listen to volunteers. Most of the people they fired were union organizers […]
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