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stochastic theriomorph | SFO -> SEA -> VR | PST but fucked up | weird about electromagnetics | not a real scientist, but an incredible simulation | ask for CWs | FUBfree […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ floofy.tech/@qualia, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 29m
the girl who sings along with the microwaves
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Frooxius @frooxius.bsky.social · 56m
Here's another timelapse I did in the Smoky Mountains. A bit shorter, but more during the daylight. #tennessee #smokymountains #timelapse
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 57m
every time i open my inbox, its all job listing spam; one every few hours. i go cross-eyed and the subject lines blur together. when something novel comes in it can turn weird today's its "Your Market-Pay Report: Hint About Your Great-Grandmother Field Service Engineer Community"
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 17h
i bet no nut november is basically zero-additional-effort if you're already allergic. they should give you a different thing to avoid i think
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 18h
hazel nunt.
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Terrible Maps :bot: @terriblemaps.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 23h
Average woomba levels across Australia
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
ok here is my career strategy * i have diarrhea every day for the rest of my life (done) * i get a job in food service * i can't come in due to diarrhea * i get fired after collecting sick day pay for 1-2 weeks * repeat until i am banned from every restaurant in the continental united […]
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Pusher of Pixels @pixelpusher220.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
THIS IS A SHITPOST

This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Shitpost System

THIS IS ONLY A SHITPOST>
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
bro my illness #myillness
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Kyle @kyle-pegasus.scalie.club.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
@qualia
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
mortifying realization that my snoot booper has been getting everyone to download a door-knocker sound from freesound instead of it being a saved asset im doing hotlinking crimes in 2026
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 02/10/2026
picking glitter out of my teeth, out of the carpet, out of my voice chat config
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
i need to make a graffiti system in resonite so i can go around tagging folks' worlds and just leave a simple optimized quad-texture behind
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Coral @coral.empty.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
@qualia pixelfed.art/p/coral/99455516095977… The Tower of Babel, entirely contained within a box
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coral (@coral@pixelfed.art)
Tower of Babel in. a box
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
my quiet plea to all those that dwell within the computer: please show me some Spaces today. bonus points if they contain one or more Objects
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
hello computer. show me your best rendition of the third dimension. bonus points if there's any chrome spheres over checkerboard floors
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 01/10/2026
Founders: HIRE. YTP. EDITORS. 🚀 This is a hyper-underappreciated skill in the modern market. Having 2-3 cracked YTP editors on the comms team can bring insane value to your business. Here are 5 things I learned abouwaoowwuaoow b2b SääS 🧵👇
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Some say im the kind of evil and fruicked upl that will eat a frozen peeperoni before its been throughly cooked. Dont mess with. me if you know whats good for yoy
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
meow
a purple lumistera getting blasted in the face with ten thousand lumensa purple solamari smiles and floats comfortably in midair in a strange fantasy realma purple lumistera attempts to drink water out of a pet dispenser bottle through its nosea purple lumistera hovering in the darkness activates a sun-moving tool, which casts a stark spooky light across it. it has a maniacal energy to it
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
love how babble in continuous calibration mode strokes out with my headset on my forehead lmao
side by side photo of me through a wide-angle infrared camera aimed from the top of my head downwards. i am smiling and look goofy. on the right hand side, my purple lumistera makes a gruesome asymmetric expression
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
# meow
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
i got to say i am not really sure what to do about the situation where * i am temporarily receiving unemployment pay * this makes me potentially eligible for state healthcare, except * i am making too much money from unemployment for state healthcare * i need medication to function to […]
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
i should probably stop cracking my knuckles on against my jaw bc every time it makes my ears ring immediately for like a minute or two after oops
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
TIL active lightning rods are a thing. look at this angry bastard. it tries to, faster than Zeus himself, fire its own lightning (early streamer emission innit) back at the sky to beckon a strike to hit it instead of something more important. long live the fantastical hubris of NF C 17-102
brochure ad for the Indelec Prevectron 3 Connect IOT connected lightning rod. it is a cone-shaped metal thing with several pointy things at the tip aimed at a center upwards spike, a large metal band just beneath that, and several sharp looking triangular spikes aimed downwards in a cone. a bit beneath it is a small solar panel.
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
i like how the fast dot com speedtest just kinda makes shit up if you tab away while its running bc maybe the tab goes to sleep or something and then some timer catches up after. i have 1gbit fiber capped to 500mbit by CODEL and like 550-600 Mbit by cpu performance limits
fast sez i have 2.0 gbps internet. nuh uh
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
big jug hot cheese
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Ferret @ferret.hub.workersofthe.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
still my favourite meme ever
Have you been scrombled?Symptoms_include%3A_experiences_of_dust%2C_vast_energies%2C_insight_into_the_illusory_nature_of_self%2C_big_jug_hot_cheese%2C_satellites_crashing_into_your_house_killing_you_instantly%2C_entities_in_your_room_at_night__Image_of_a_x-rayed_man_holding_the_bridge_of_his_nose_with_the_caption_%22ow_oof_my_absolute_head%22__Just_don%27t_worry_about_it_it%27s_fine_=
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
hesitated like 12hr on sending in a job application bc the commute would suck butt click send and come back to a page like "This job listing has expired" lol lmao
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
meow
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
salmiakki is a bit like a kind of mild poison you can eat and i think that's lovely
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
golgi apparatus is calling
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
my spirit aches
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Marion Daze @venport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
normally I don't post like this but I think this is important, if you play or are interested in playing resonite, please consider sharing your thoughts on/reacting to this issue, its been contentious and I don't want AI likers to get away with not tagging their slop github.com/Yellow-Dog-M...
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Official policy for AI generated content on Resonite · Issue #6134 · Yellow-Dog-Man/Resonite-Issues
Is your feature request related to a problem? Please describe. I've been observing that since ResoniteLink released, a lot of people have begun using it to hook Resonite up to external LLMs to gene...
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halloween III: season of the wolp @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
naughty dog mascot is like something your uncle would draw if you asked him if he could draw a normal ass dog for you and its based on his friend cliff from college who died in 1988 because he choked on a miller high life bottle cap and then he starts crying when you ask him what's wrong
the original naughty dog mascot
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
[Screenshot of the English entry for "water crouton" on Wiktionary]

Noun
1. (Internet slang, humorous) Synonym of ice cube. 

Etymology: From water + crouton (“small piece of dried or fried bread”), due to their visual resembence.

[Sidebar image, captioned "A water crouton next to a regular crouton"]
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 29/09/2026
messages from Dad:

[youtube link to S1E1 of "The Fairly OddParents"

Have you seen this addlepated cartoon? It's loud and worthless, yet entertaining
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
looking at uxntal and feeling like computers can be nice sometimes
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 28/09/2026
Video from 2009 of the works at the Kagyu Samye Ling Merit Plant in Eskdalemuir, Scotland, in service since 1967. This facility converts electrical power to both worldly and spiritual merit through the rotation of dharma texts and mantras, in a process analogous to electrical generation via dynamo.
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Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Psssshhhhh.... 💨💨💨 #inflatable #pooltoy #deflation
Xydexx, an inflatable lavender unicorn, lying on the ground, deflating. He has an inflation valve on his belly that is unplugged, and a cartoon puff of air is coming out of it. Xydexx's eyes are closed, and he is smiling slightly. Text above and below Xydexx says TAKE TIME TO RELAX.
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
why did i move to Microsoft Country. i do not have experience in Microsoft should i start learning Microsoft. i might need it to job
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Spooky Squeaky Bitch 🌊 🎃 @lissy.booping.synth.download.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026
A screenshot of Mulan's 'Now all of China knows you're here' scene, edited to show a mountain of Therra notifications. The subtitle has been updated to 'Now all of the Fediverse knows Therra is here'.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brian talking to a wolf looking angel asking "am I dead?"

The figure says "yeah bro you tried to Out Pizza The Hut"
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
bismuzh. bismuzh. bizmiz. bzmz
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
this Is my uuid 5b49580b-32e8-44c8-b29a-458b17a8dadb #myuuid Please resepct that.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
the burrito toots have arrived ahead of schedule
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
"The status of your job application has changed!" i open the job portal and a huge realistic rapidly-rotating 3D middle finger extrudes itself from my screen and instantly belt-sands my entire face into a smooth and featureless plane
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
as it turns out: apollo peppers are pretty hot
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
immaculate timeline harmonization @kirakira
kira says: "girl whose music taste is impossible to fully explain when asked"
the selfcare bot says: "Put on some of your favorite music."
the simple sabotage field manual says: "Give lengthy and incomprehensible explanations when questioned."
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