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Kit Bashir

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Hacker. Parent. Scientist. Rantist. Atheist. Roboticist. Treehugger. (she/her 🏳️‍⚧️). At Accelerando Lab I research, design and build custom IoT and electronics […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ aus.social/@Unixbigot, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h
“OPEN YOUR BIBLE NOW” “What?” “Go to your bookshelf, get a bible” “I’m not at home, I’m traveling for work, overnighting in an airport hotel at ORD” “Even better, get the Gideons bible from the nightstand, open to the contents page. It’s an ESV. What’s the last book?” “Duh, Revelation. Wait […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h
“OPEN YOUR BIBLE NOW” “What?” “Go to your bookshelf, get a bible” “I’m not at home, I’m traveling for work, overnighting in an airport hotel at ORD” “Even better, get the Gideons bible from the nightstand, open to the contents page. It’s an ESV. What’s the last book?” “Duh, Revelation. Wait […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 9h
Space Karen’s rocket car has no room for a passenger seat. #IncelSpecial
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
“Nope, can’t go to that one. No lift for my wheelchair at Sherwood station. We could go to Toowong instead, it’s only five more stops” “Hang on, it’s Saturday, yeah?” “Yes, darling. And this is Earth.” “I know *that* Hun. Anyway the VWASPs woman Sherwood on Saturdays” “The whatnow?” […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
“Nope, can’t go to that one. No lift for my wheelchair at Sherwood station. We could go to Toowong instead, it’s only five more stops” “Hang on, it’s Saturday, yeah?” “Yes, darling. And this is Earth.” “I know *that* Hun. Anyway the VWASPs woman Sherwood on Saturdays” “The whatnow?” […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
The voidcats have picked up on my exhaustion from a week of cycling after several months off, and joined me in solidarity. Thordis Longleap is between my feet and Snorri Silvermane has taken up station on my desk chair
A photo take by Kit lying on her back showing one leg with a black cat in between Kit’s bare legs.   A wardrobe is in the background and an enormous cardboard box that contained a kitchen sink and has been retained as a cat castle.  An armless black office chair opposite the bed holds another black cat.  The photograph has been pretty brutally processed to try and bring up the voidcats in a dark room.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Enforced sleep-in. #Caturday #Cativitypub
Voidcat Snorri Silvermane is curled up on a duvet, back against Kit’s leg.   Cat is giving strong “I can do this all day, hoomam” vibe.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
The label said “Kodak Ectochrome 25 ASA”. “Hahaha did you 3D print that for a halloween prop?” “No this is the real deal” “Bullshit, aura sensitive film is an urban myth” “Nope, the CIA commissioned it as part of the PURE SPIRIT program to employ ghosts as espionage agents.” “What, why? How […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
The label said “Kodak Ectochrome 25 ASA”. “Hahaha did you 3D print that for a halloween prop?” “No this is the real deal” “Bullshit, aura sensitive film is an urban myth” “Nope, the CIA commissioned it as part of the PURE SPIRIT program to employ ghosts as espionage agents.” “What, why? How […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
How is it #FFFriday already? Until right now I thought it was #FuckYourRulesThursday. Add coffee until braining occurs.
A barely functional person tries to poke more coffee in with a stick.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
How is it #FFFriday already? Until right now I thought it was #FuckYourRulesThursday. Add coffee until braining occurs.
A barely functional person tries to poke more coffee in with a stick.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
“I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” “Actually, it’s one Jedum” “Noooooooooo!”
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
As scheduled since Spacedate 42159.3 Spacefleet is today ending support for Personnel Transport Protocol. As you should be aware only Secure Serialised Humanoid protocol will be available for beaming to and from Spacefleet vessels from this date. Yikes that snuck up on me. I mean I’m […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
As scheduled since Spacedate 42159.3 Spacefleet is today ending support for Personnel Transport Protocol. As you should be aware only Secure Serialised Humanoid protocol will be available for beaming to and from Spacefleet vessels from this date. Yikes that snuck up on me. I mean I’m […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
OMG the diversity in that linux summit group portrait. 💀
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Car spending three days at the mechanic so today’s errand was ride to train station, take train, ride to destination, come back. Bicycle accommodation on BNE trains is SHITAWFUL but this was still so much fun. I was very bad to take to so long to fix the tire on my bike and fall back to driving […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Ed Zitron: [nvidia sales is] “the worlds biggest findom operation” 🤣 youtu.be/XLXn0Ut8adM
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
When the great old ones returned they made just one demand. “W̵̤̺͋̏̍͒Ḣ̸̲̩̍Ǫ̷̱̗̻̀̎ ̶̜̜̩͉́̈́I̴̼̝͔͆̋̄̕Ş̴̨̮̠͝ ̴͓͖͚͌̔͝R̴̳̔̇͊Ȅ̸̗̜́͝ͅS̶̮͚͋͜͠P̸͍͈̒͋̋O̵̡̹͗͋̈́͠N̵̠̂̀̈́͒S̵̆̐̆͗͜Ĭ̷̧̜̦̊B̸̭̣̼̺̐̐̏L̶͚͚͖͕̎̇̋E̷̬̜̬̽̏̐ ̴̜͕̎͛̕F̸̬͙̞̫͛̾̓͘Ò̸̺͘͜Ŕ̵̗̜͌͊̈́͜ ̵̜̟̜̿̃ͅT̷̬̫̬̎̉͑̎H̵̛̹̝͕̍̚I̵̠̠̿̿̈́S̵̱̓̓̀ […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
When the great old ones returned they made just one demand. “W̵̤̺͋̏̍͒Ḣ̸̲̩̍Ǫ̷̱̗̻̀̎ ̶̜̜̩͉́̈́I̴̼̝͔͆̋̄̕Ş̴̨̮̠͝ ̴͓͖͚͌̔͝R̴̳̔̇͊Ȅ̸̗̜́͝ͅS̶̮͚͋͜͠P̸͍͈̒͋̋O̵̡̹͗͋̈́͠N̵̠̂̀̈́͒S̵̆̐̆͗͜Ĭ̷̧̜̦̊B̸̭̣̼̺̐̐̏L̶͚͚͖͕̎̇̋E̷̬̜̬̽̏̐ ̴̜͕̎͛̕F̸̬͙̞̫͛̾̓͘Ò̸̺͘͜Ŕ̵̗̜͌͊̈́͜ ̵̜̟̜̿̃ͅT̷̬̫̬̎̉͑̎H̵̛̹̝͕̍̚I̵̠̠̿̿̈́S̵̱̓̓̀ […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
First ride with a new (to me) water bottle. How do i get the cap off? Oh, you’re supposed to bite then suck. Not sure if squicked out or wondering if they make larger sizes…😳
Camelbak brand water bottle with a self sealing silicone spoutWhen the spout of this water bottle is squeezed a slit in the tip opens.  No squeeze, no drink.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
TIL that the ultramassive black hole TON618, 66 billion solar masses, 30x larger than our whole solar system, heavier than our whole galaxy, is fully named “Tontanzilla 618” but “nobody says that because it is too hard to say”. I’m sorry what. TONTANZILLA. How can you not say tontanzilla. I […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
“See you next year!” “Oh, going somewhere?” “I’ve signed in for a nine month tour on the traveling cat cuddle cafe. I’m taking a mail rocket to Ceres then joining for a loop of the inner belt” “Dear Discardia, why?” “The pay is—sorry—out of this world for a barista gig. Also, HELLO KITTIES” […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
“See you next year!” “Oh, going somewhere?” “I’ve signed in for a nine month tour on the traveling cat cuddle cafe. I’m taking a mail rocket to Ceres then joining for a loop of the inner belt” “Dear Discardia, why?” “The pay is—sorry—out of this world for a barista gig. Also, HELLO KITTIES” […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
hahaha Toxic Former Workplace has gone AI-slopcode because of course they would.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
“EUAHHHHHH Meteor storm! Get to the shelter!” “Relaaax luv it’s just a little hail. Not even pea sized.” “Whah-whua?” “C’mere.” *hug* “Storm will pass soon, then we can sleep to the relaxing sound of rain” “Not relaxing! That shielding is inadequate. Did you say it was tin? Should be […]
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“EUAHHHHHH Meteor storm! Get to the shelter!” “Relaaax luv it’s just a little hail. Not even pea sized.” “Whah-whua?” “C’mere.” *hug* “Storm will pass soon, then we can sleep to the relaxing sound of rain” “Not relaxing! That shielding is inadequate. Did you say it was tin? Should be […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Fucking youtube is a-b testing new shit on me again. Totally changed UI.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Even monday can’t put a lid on this.
A hacker with red hair (in need of a touch up!) is looking pleased with herself.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Even monday can’t put a lid on this.
A hacker with red hair (in need of a touch up!) is looking pleased with herself.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
“What’s in the box?” “void” #CativityPub
Voidcat snorri silvermane is exploring a large box on its side, which contained a kitchen sink and now contains a voidcat with one yellow eye visible in the gloom
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
“Uh, hi. I wonder is it possible to fix the luck button on my phone?” “Wow you don’t see those any more, it’s in good nick otherwise?” “Yeah, I’ve kept it because I like the physical luck button. I looked it up on ihexit.com but it said repair difficulty impossible. So I brought it to you.” […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
“Uh, hi. I wonder is it possible to fix the luck button on my phone?” “Wow you don’t see those any more, it’s in good nick otherwise?” “Yeah, I’ve kept it because I like the physical luck button. I looked it up on ihexit.com but it said repair difficulty impossible. So I brought it to you.” […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
You don’t own your atoms. You are just borrowing them from eternity.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
A good was removed. “Whuh, where am I?” “You have no need to know. Do you deny that you are CopperThey96?” “Th—thats my BigRiver username, if that’s what you’re asking” “Excellent. This will go better for you if you remain truthful” “This is preposterous! Who are you people?” “We are the […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
“Billionaires, “ the teacher said “were a cognitohazard of the late dirt ages. In that time it was normal to force humans to perform labour for four to five decades before being permitted a period of limited rest known as retirement. The billionaire class found ways to steal even the limited […]
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“Billionaires, “ the teacher said “were a cognitohazard of the late dirt ages. In that time it was normal to force humans to perform labour for four to five decades before being permitted a period of limited rest known as retirement. The billionaire class found ways to steal even the limited […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Kitty can have a little adventure, as a treat. #caturday #CativityPub
Thordis longleap, voidcat extraordinaire, is atop a cat treee covered in cobwebs from having gotten Outside and played under the house.Thordis is looking to stage left, a magnificent teapot
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
*knock *knock “Enter!” “Good morning miss van Helsing. I wonder if you have a moment for a consult?” “Susan, please. We’ve been neigbours for a year now. What can a horrorologist do for a horologist?” “It’s a new, uh patient. Perhaps it’s easier if I show you?” “Of course, do you have it […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
*knock *knock “Enter!” “Good morning miss van Helsing. I wonder if you have a moment for a consult?” “Susan, please. We’ve been neigbours for a year now. What can a horrorologist do for a horologist?” “It’s a new, uh patient. Perhaps it’s easier if I show you?” “Of course, do you have it […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Another successful week, by at least one measure.
Workplace sign “this is a velociraptor-free workplace, it has proudly been [2.59x10¹⁰] days since the last velociraptor incident”
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Ugh I am fading because junior cat Thordis longleap woke me at 5am to beg for outside. Thordis is Not Allowed outside (and is bad at escaping, unlike her brother Snorri Silvermane who is a feline Houdini with form for darting between legs of laundry-encumbered hoomams, and even jumping out of […]
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Jude @sisterratched.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Finally, we have a female Nobel Prize winner. First one so far this year, after a string of men. Congrats to Anne Carson for the NP in Literature.🎉🌟
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
You know how recipe sites have a "skip to recipe" link to fast-forward over the three pages of "that time I spent a summer in provence" slop content? That, but for job ads and "our mission".
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
These AI crawlers that are DDoSing the entire web, loading every web page over and over. They say it’s for “training”. Yeah nah. It’s for Leverage. Cross referencing books, papers, articles, movies, speeches with the recorded output of AI chatbots. When the VC money runs out, we pivot to […]
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
A remake of They Live but the glasses replace AI slop with the prompt.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/Fi2i7iuA1n4?t=1m25s
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
“Ooooh a sausage sizzle, I’m getting one!” “There’s no price list. How much?” “Uh how much are your sausages?” “Oh, they’re free. This stall is operated by the Free Sausage Foundation” “Ooooh kay, but these stalls usually raise money for the school. Last election they got the netball court […]
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“Ooooh a sausage sizzle, I’m getting one!” “There’s no price list. How much?” “Uh how much are your sausages?” “Oh, they’re free. This stall is operated by the Free Sausage Foundation” “Ooooh kay, but these stalls usually raise money for the school. Last election they got the netball court […]
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
“BRIDGE CAPTAIN was that a TORPEDO launch?” “CAPTAIN BRIDGE yes, sorry to disturb you ma’am just a training exercise” “Whoops, we woke the old lady. Okay Alice, one big rock turned into little rocks, ready on meteor defence?” 〰︎Assigning fire control to trainee. Let ‘em have it Fluffy〰︎ […]
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