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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer:

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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible. [bridged from twipped.social/@twipped on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Uh, could we maybe get a less biased party to do that job?
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h
I always forget how difficult it is to get actual meat off a turkey leg
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
Reading through medical journals: > we demonstrated the presence of LH receptor in normal male breast tissue obtained at autopsy, archival samples of benign gynecomastia, and male breast carcinoma. Although the function of these receptors remains to be determined, the findings suggest the […]
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h
These things taste like what Reeses cups used to taste like, and they are DANGEROUSLY good.
A bag of Reese Peanut Butter Mini-Pumpkins Unwrapped
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 16h
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
I love the way his ears flap in the wind
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Back in 2018 I wrote a blog post about the how and why of transfeminine period cycles. That blog no longer exists, and I keep seeing people confused or misinformed about the topic, so I figure it's time to resurrect it and update it with more current information. Finding citations for […]
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
As if hard drives aren't expensive enough
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David Penfold :verified: @davep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
At the hotel reception I said "I'm awfully sorry, I forgot what room I'm in". "No problem sir" the lady said. "This is called 'The Lobby'".
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Definitely made by people who don't have cats
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I've had Hide & Seek stuck in my head for the last 24 hours and I'm not even mad. Banger of a song
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
This sounds extremely ripe for theft...
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Now I understand why the lady at the deli counter was surprised when I asked for the ambrosia salad. This is very poor ambrosia. Too much fruit, not enough cream, no marshmallows.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I'm having the abdominal muscle fluttering and cramping that typically happens around my period, but it's the wrong time of month, so now I'm sitting here going "is this hormones or is this taco bell?"
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The Gender Dysphoria Bible now has its first new page in six years! @Impossible_PhD has contributed a new section on transition regret rates and if a gender transition is worth it. genderdysphoria.fyi/en/regrets For anyone interesting in helping out the site, there are 17 languages […]
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
TIL that in the famous steak scene in The Matrix, Cypher was actually eating shiitaki mushrooms, because Joe Pantoliano is a vegetarian.
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Winnie the Pooh didn't rock crop tops our whole childhood to watch us become unconfident about our bodies
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Pizza Cake Comic [Unofficial] @pizzacakecomic.com.web.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
When a coworker says something deeply privileged.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I just saw someone refer to artificial insemination of dairy cows as being rape, and... I don't think the Harkness Test covers this.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Logically i know this isn't any weirder than cow or goats milk, but still... eww.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The latest Nobbel87 video reminded me of this absolute banger of machinima from the 2000s. Somebody needs to remake this with better graphics, it was such a great story. vimeo.com/5241163
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The Craft of War: BLIND
Hello again everyone. About a month ago, due to a mistake on Vimeo's part, the original posting of BLIND was removed and even my account got deleted. Vimeo has apologized so everythings fine now, sort of. Unfortunately the account couldn't be restored to its original state. All of the comments, links, number of plays, and such were all lost. I apologize to anyone inconvenienced. It's a real shame because there were over 1,000 comments lost and dozens of sites linking the original video. BLIND can be viewed elsewhere but I favored Vimeo because they track plays per day. The first day of release it got 457 plays on Vimeo. The next day it got 25,400 plays! The third day it got 248,000 plays! Ending up with over 1.6 million plays before deletion. I'm kind of proud of those numbers. Not bad for an unknown guy posting his first video online. Just to be clear so BLIND isn't mistakenly deleted again, BLIND is not a gameplay video. It's a rendered animation that's similar to many CG films and television shows. The animations were made by me in a 3D application. I used game assets so I guess you could refer to it as a machinima in that sense. Most likely few people will watch BLIND here since the old link went dead but I'm reposting in case someone comes back. -------------------------- update November 1, 2009 Hey everyone, I thought I'd give an update since I still get plenty of people asking about future videos. Currently I don't have any plans to continue with The Craft of War. I've been delaying letting people know this because I didn't want to disappoint. I had thought people would forget about BLIND after a while but there seems to be a steady stream of new WoW players that see the video and ask about a continuation. Why won't I continue? It has to do with me being laid off from work earlier this year. I had to focus on finding a job so I quit WoW because, I'm sure you would agree, playing WoW takes up a lot of time, lol. Since my forced break from WoW I've lost my interest in playing although I still visit the WoW blogs and am still part of the officers mailing list for my guild. Maybe I'll find something that'll motivate me to play again. :) I think I'd have to start playing again in order to be motivated to make more The Craft of War videos. --------------------------------------------------------- update - August 1, 2010 Hey everyone. I've replied to a few emails about this but I figured others might want to know that I've been working on another animated short. Like before I'm working on it in my spare time so it's still a long way from being done. I'm attempting to create my own characters along with the animations so this is a more ambitious project than BLIND. This new animation may not be as popular as BLIND because it doesn't involve WoW but it will still be awesome. There will be action and there will be robots. Thanks, Percula percula.craft@live.com credits: song "Hide and Seek" by Namie Amuro World of Warcraft models, music, sounds by Blizzard Entertainment story, animations, editing, choreography by Percula
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Wheeeeeeee 🥵
Screenshot of a yolink smart thermometer for my back yard showing 106°F
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@tomshardware/11737… > There are currently two primary ways to detect if a print file is intended for a 3D-printed firearm — it could either be matched against a known database of gun files or analyzed by a trained model to determine if the design could […]
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David Schuetz @darthnull.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I'm re-reading Anathem by Neal Stephenson (2008), and hit this fairly prescient passage. "Crap" (well-written but subtly false information) deliberately inserted by into the "reticulum" (Internet), with the goal of then being able to sell services to filter […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Screenshot of a few paragraphs of Anathem, where the characters discuss disinformation campaigns on the internet powered by "Artificial Inanity" programs.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Today I am conducting an experiment. I'm going to attempt to make my own American Cheese blend using colby jack, fresh mozzarella, parmesian, and aged gouda.
A pot sits on a stove containing a milky liquid. Next to the stove is a jug of milk and a mixing bowl full of shredded cheeses.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Every American/European company I try to shop from: "We have tons of plus size! Oh you're a size 28? Here's two dresses and they're both made of materials your autism can't handle and/or wrong shape for your body. You freak." Shein: "Here's five dozen dresses in your size, made with knit […]
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
We had a surprise guest show up at our front door.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Re, last few boosts: AI bots are a parasitoid that is killing the web.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
RE: freeradical.zone/@mensrea/117354224… A parasite is a creature that feeds on another organism without killing it. A parasitoid is the same, but it eventually kills its host. A hyper-parasite is a parasite of other parasites. Hyper-parasitoids also exist. The complexity is […]
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@fesshole/117359739… This is peak autism
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Ghost that can't seem to haunt hard enough to scare the new owner because they sleep with too much white noise to hear any bumps in the night.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
LOL, Zenni sold out of their Steam Frame lenses in less than 12 hours.
Screenshot of an email from Zenni Optical.

Subject: Valve Steam Frame Rx Inserts Sold Out Fast

WELL, THAT WAS QUICK

Valve Steam Frame prescription lens inserts
went fast! We're working on a restock and
will let you know as soon as they're back.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@chockenberry/11734… Apple, wtf is wrong with you...
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@tomshardware/11734… When your shitty power connector is so shitty that someone releases active cooling for it so it doesn't melt down
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Assigned Gender by Chart
A landscape chart of mars and venus symbols organized with a horizontal axis of the mother's age at conception and the month of the conception.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Pan roasted some steak in tallow and butter, now using the leftover oils to sauté some mushrooms and onions. It smells amazing in my house right now.
Two perfectly cooked medium rare ribeye steaks on a cutting board.Mushrooms and a whole sliced sweet union sautéing in a castiron pan.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: sfba.social/@revjss/117266829871043… Makes you wonder why they hadn't built roofs over them years ago
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf/117344030… It really does seem to be a super villain play.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@tomshardware/11734… Hahahaha
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@tomshardware/11734… How much you wanna bet he was producing better quality vinyls than the studios are...
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M.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Fun fact: the U.S. Constitution does not require citizenship to vote. I'll repeat that: the U.S. Constitution does not say that only citizens can vote. It does not ban non-citizens from voting. A federal *statute* contains this requirement, as do many states' laws. But if the law was changed […]
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Ryan Finnie @ryan.m29.us.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Gadget from Chip n Dales Rescue Rangers, caption "Why would I deceive you?", same general expression as the Elizabeth Holmes memeKaylee from Firefly, caption "Why would I deceive you?", same general expression as the Elizabeth Holmes meme
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Johann Kraus and another man are standing next to a military transport. The man asks Johann "Are you, like, in charge here?" and Johann replies "I often tell myself that."
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
The juice is loose. #Covid #GetVaccinated
Jocelyn lifting the right arm of her green shirt, exposing a bra strap and a light blue cvs bandaid where her covid shot was received.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
This is a mood. #Hellboy
Panel one: Morgan La Fey walks into a room and asks a nun "What did I miss?" The nun replies "Hellboy died"

Panel two: Hellboy is looks on as a white hand is holding his burning heart and says "Son of a--"

Panel three: The nun says "Came back to life again..." as Hellboy awakes in a casket and says "Son of a--"
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kralcttam ☕️ @kralcttam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov day! Today marks 43 years since Petrov decided to wait for confirmation before escalating a missile alert up the chain of command in the Soviet Air Defense, preventing nuclear war. A hero for not trusting automated systems fully […]
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