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simonjadis

@simonjadis.bsky.social
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queer, devotional polytheist, he/him header art of my Dragon Age protagonists by @jadenite.bsky.social

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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 32m
😍😍😍 yoooooooo
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 1h
I was finding all my old art commissions to save in one spot; and I came across this Dream Daddy x Geralt I’d commissioned from @ianfay.bsky.social over six years ago! 😱 If you can & Ian has spots open, you should absolutely commission him! ⚔️🐺
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Robert Hewitt Wolfe @roberthewittwolfe.bsky.social · 1h
Since it's basically the anniversary of the release of #Andromeda, I suppose it's worth noting that you can watch the entire series on #PlutoTV for free (with commercials)! It's apparently doing really well there. Maybe someone should reboot it? pluto.tv/us/shows/gen...
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Watch Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda for Free Online | Pluto TV
Based on original concepts by legendary "Star Trek" creator Gene Roddenberry, GENE RODDENBERRY’S ANDROMEDA stars Kevin Sorbo as Captain Dylan Hunt, who travels the galaxy with his new crew to build al...
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump might believe he’s going to overcome his historic unpopularity by sabotaging the midterms. On October 17, millions of Americans are taking to the streets again to make it clear that’s not happening. Please join us for the next No Kings Day.
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No Kings
For more than a year, millions of people have come together to send a clear message: in America, we have no kings. Power doesn't belong to billionaires, strongmen, or politicians who think they're abo...
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 1h
coen of laslea ⚰️
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🔞dizdoodz🔞 @dizdoodz.bsky.social · 1h
Got to draw a werewolf Ganix on stream the other day… daddy can I keep him?!! 🐺
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous. Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 9h
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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tail @betta0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🦎<何見とんねん
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J | dawnwalking @rabentanz.bsky.social · 5h
the second religion is introduced someone will end up naked
work in progress of coen from blood of dawnwalker
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 16h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 12h
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21h
wint @dril
Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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✨️strange dancing one✨️ @ketamineape.bsky.social · 8h
🚨Need $59 dollars for my phone bill paypal.me/3dg3ydaddies #signalboost #mutualaid #helpsky
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 9h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Akane ⚔️🫀🎃 |● Kaelis: A Requiem ✨ @akanelogics.bsky.social · 13h
𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒆. 🩸 #ocsky #art
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👁👁👁Nasty[commissions open] @nastyredacted.bsky.social · 17h
People complain about the bsky userbase but i fill my timeline with art perverts exclusively so i can't relate
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚈 ᦓauc𝐘 ٩(๑>ᴗ<๑)و ´- @saucymauler.bsky.social · 20h
sorry ive been high and ive been thinking about the idea of sexual freedom and how much i hate sex purists and the kind of hold they can have on a community.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"ya'll voted for the nazis after we told you they were gonna be nazis and I think that makes your opinions on the current election significantly less valid."
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Jasmin Darnell | Elden Lord @jasmindarnell.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Save me Black Phillip
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A screenshot of The Onion's "Yes . . . ha ha ha . . . YES!" comic by Ward Sutton, but clumsily altered in MS Paint. The shirt, which previously read "SICKOS," now reads "LOBOS." The character now bears a passing resemblance to Lobo, the DC Comics character. The moon in the sky has been replaced by the "Superman symbol," the shield of the House of El.
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✨️strange dancing one✨️ @ketamineape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@simonjadis.bsky.social will not let me rest
Screencap of Charlie from Always Sunny eating spaghetti out of a baggie with a screenshot of a discord message from me "I wanna put the gravel in my mouth and suck all the dust off them and chew them" pasted ontop
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✨️strange dancing one✨️ @ketamineape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@simonjadis.bsky.social bastard
Picture of Charlie from Its Always Sunny with a screenshot if a message I sent saying "I saw a big pile of gravel on the side of the highway just now and was fantasizing about shoveling into my mouth"
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✨️strange dancing one✨️ @ketamineape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Charlie from Always Sunny with a Screenshot of a message from me in discord that says "I wanna eat gravel so bad"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes you see a (good) post like this and realize that, somewhere, there are very bad posts on the same topic
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Boolair Thorboorn @oiblair.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Happy Mount Day to all who celebrate.
A screengrab of a calendar event for "Mount Day - or that time BioWare asked the fandom what they wanted to mount the most."Screengrab of an official BioWare twitter post from this day last year. It shows their original tweet asking what the fan's favourite mount was, with a quote tweet of the "horny bonk dog" meme above it.
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AdyBee 🐝 @adybee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fellas, is it gay to take an oath of undying love and loyalty to your king, to be allowed in his private quarters and also his private parts-- Swords & Lovers ⚔️🌹 I enjoyed making this and I hope to turn it into a series 👀 [ #fidiocs ; #ocsky ; #romantasyau ] www.patreon.com/cw/fidisart
A courtly love scene between a blonde knight and a dark haired king. They stand in the middle of a rose garden and are framed by a deco floral motif. The knight is wearing a dusty blue damask doublet with gold buttons and a belt on top of a simple white shirt with rolled up sleeve. He's shielding the king with his rapier and holding him firmly by the waist. The king wears a ruffled satin shirt and gold pants and is also holding the knight closer. You can feel the sun on your skin and smell of roses and morning due.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Bad Samaritan @slackdzove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lasombras #monthofdarkness #vtm
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 04/10/2026
It was this guy btw
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm so so sorry 🫂🫂🫂
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the protagonist has a haircut that, 10 years ago, would have been used to telegraph that she's a throwaway character I'm still watching, though
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
solid premise, I love urban fantasy, at least two guys so far who are painfully beautiful. I am struggling to understand why the dialogue is Like This
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I keep yelling "who talks like this" at Coven Academy
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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mimi 🩵💛 @knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
anytime one of my non-art posts gets attention i keep repeating this in my head
Screenshot posted by a deactivated tumblr user of another user named hungwy posting "they say i can use the microwave to heat up leftovers any time." and captioning the screenshot "Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work.

user hungwy reblogs and comments "Look at my post boyl
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am a simple creature
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐽🥴
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🌑 @fell.energy · 05/09/2026
a bloodborne player message

treat woman with care
and remember respect
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𖤐 💀 demon smut 𖤐 @teethgrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kinktober 1 - Gag [ #art #kinktober #nsfwart #bdsm ]
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sakimenz.bsky.social @sakimenz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Corbeau sleeve tattoo. #PokemonLegendsZA
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BIRTH!!!!!!!
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