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simonjadis

@simonjadis.bsky.social
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queer, devotional polytheist, he/him header art of my Dragon Age protagonists by @jadenite.bsky.social

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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A blurred meme of Victoria Justice from the interview clip where she famously says "I think we all--"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A screenshot of The Onion's "Yes . . . ha ha ha . . . YES!" comic by Ward Sutton, but clumsily altered in MS Paint. The shirt, which previously read "SICKOS," now reads "LOBOS." The character now bears a passing resemblance to Lobo, the DC Comics character. The moon in the sky has been replaced by the "Superman symbol," the shield of the House of El.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
opted to stick to games from childhood and early adulthood (college)
The "My 9 Games" challenge, where one lists nine foundational games. In order, they are Dragon Age: Origins, Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, Pokemon Blue, Dungeon Keeper II, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Starcraft (original), Diablo II, World of Warcraft, and The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An entertainment news thumbnail with a generic (likely Getty) photo of Dakota Johnson. The headline reads: "Dakota Johnson Says Sleep Is 'Number One Priority In Life.'" The the line mentions that she claims that "if she gets less than 10 hours of sleep a night she can't function properly."
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
orgasms are so good for you. you do not become more powerful or whatever by going without. every day might not be feasible with work schedules, but figure out what works best for your body
A retro-looking Eyewitness News screenshot, with the hairstyle giving 1993 vibes but that's just an estimate, and a graphic that says: "FEEL LIKE A NUT?"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
watching #Lanterns
The Tiffany New York Pollard 'Beyonce' meme, but it reads '[redacted].'
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A screenshot from 'Brooklyn 99' in which a group of therapists are posed attentively around Gina Linetti as she offers insights into her unique psyche.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A screenshot from 'Game of Thrones' featuring Tywin Lannister, portrayed by Charles Dance, looking up from a desk in a dark room and saying "I will" with a tone of severity and finality.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Neagley when a sniper is aiming at her
A photo of Tan France with a photoshopped hand holding a pistol.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A screenshot from Disney's 'Aladdin' showing Princess Jasmine, her arms crossed and her expression severe. The caption reads: "Believe me, I will"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hal jordan: I think we ALL had sex with will macon #lanterns
A screenshot from a 'Victorious' interview showing Liz Gillies, Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice, and Danielle Monet. Victoria Justice is speaking, blurting out: "I think we ALL sing." It is a relatable and human moment but unfortunately very funny.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A screenshot of Wendy Williams shyly and what we'll call flirtatiously sucking on a straw, holding her hair out of the way.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An iteration of the "sickos haha yes" The Onion comic strip, but it is Ambassador Kosh from Babylon 5 within his encounter suit, poorly rendered in MS Paint, simply saying "yes."
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A graphic showing a crab, possibly a fiddler crab, with a rounded arrow indicating a cycle. "The Crab Cycle" is at the top of the screen. "There is only one step" is in the middle of the screen. "And it IS crab" is at the bottom of the screen.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bree Van De Camp, portrayed by the beautiful and statuesque Marcia Cross, looking horrified and disgusted.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
three days later, I finally took the full dialect quiz
A map of the mydialect.us dialect map of the united states, indicating "warm" areas such as the east coast (new england and the mid-atlantic south) and west coast (almost exclusively california) and "cool" areas such as new orleans and montana. The map declares that my dialect is a 54% matchup for washington dc, which is not where I live.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
setting aside Work Stuff, when Moon Knight came out in 2022, I was condemned by a group of Youths for enjoying a selfcest ship . . . as if perhaps a selfcest survivor might come across my single comment and relive their selfcest trauma
A 2023 tweet screenshot reading "what's the dumbest reason someone on the internet got mad at you?"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Art of a man sweating uncontrollably and dabbing his face with rags, but it has been edited so that he is dabbing with at least 6 arms. In this context, the sweat is the result of lust.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if you insist that you refuse to try, failing doesn't feel as bad
The 'roll safe' meme featuring actor Kayode Ewumi tapping one finger to the temple, as if to indicate that this is a smart tip or a wise move. The meme is often used ironically, as in this case.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A screenshot from Star Wars Episode III, 'Revenge of the Sith,' in which Anakin Skywalker -- now anointed as Darth Vader -- faces away from the camera on Mustafar. Illuminated by the brimstone of the largely molten surface, he says: "I will try." The original text is "you will try," but I have clumsily altered the caption using MS Paint.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
surely not
A YouTube screenshot showing a video titled "Welcome to my YouTube channel" from a verified account by M. Night Shyamalan. The video shows M. Night Shyamalan with "movie director" pointing to him. A short list of options is displaying in the screenshot, with a hightlighted "Don't recommend channel." That's a no for me.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no context Reacher spoiler
A screenshot from the first X-Men film, showing Senator Kelly squeezing his way through the bars of the cage where Magneto has locked him away. His facial features distort as he restructures his body to escape.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
me clocking in at the menstruation farm
The farmer meme with the caption: "It ain't much, but it's honest work." This absolute kink passed away recently if I recall correctly.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The incomparable Glenn Close looking with interest and delight at the incomparable Lady Gaga.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't want diarrhea in my cake, let alone so much that the baker forgot that it was an ingredient
A dark mode screenshot from a Eurogamer article about 1666: Amsterdam's feckless use of AI slop. 

The included portion of the article reads: 

Expanding on the issue, Désilets said: "Then in the pipeline, there's again an issue. I can ask the AI to give me 75 different variations of one thing, but I cannot have 75 different illustrators come up with a variation in three seconds. This is the world in which we're living, and while we were this small team and building [the game], we put it in. We didn't even realise it was AI any more because we were used to seeing it.

"I'm really sorry about that," he reiterated. "But being honest, when we were doing it two, three years ago by ourselves, and when we shipped [the demo], some slipped. That would not be the case any more."

I have highlighted the line: "We didn't even realize it was AI any more because we were used to seeing it."

Gross.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A narrow horizontal screenshot from the "Uh yeah I sure hope it does" Vine meme.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
kat tenbarge is doing her own youtube series and the first episode is out
A video call screenshot of Christine Baranski with a vastly oversized glass of wine. The vibe is celebratory.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A screenshot of the beautiful Marcia Cross playing an absolutely disgusted (yet impeccably attired) Bree Van de Kamp on 'Desperate Housewives,' featuring a muted green blouse, a tied pink sweater on top, and pearls. Her horror and disgust are palpable.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A screenshot of Mr. Sinister (Nathaniel Essex) illuminated by the bioengineering goop of a cauldron, in a screenshot from X-Men '97. In a chartreuse font above and below the image are the Charli XCX 'Girl, So Confusing' lyrics: "Forgot that inside the icon/There's still a young girl from Essex."
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A wildly thirsty emoji depicting eyes closed in bliss and lip-biting, slightly pixelated.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A screenshot of a 2021 tweet showing Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane Watson advocating for Peter Parker (Tobey Macguire) by saying "his pronouns are they/them" while Peter looks embarrassed behind her.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cher from Clueless looking overwhelmed by thirst, lost in the lust, gobsmacked by desire.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Britney Spears looking concerned and disapproving while seated as a reality talent competition judge. Her beverage has a Pepsi logo.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
just had a Vision of him and the scarf is the whole of the outfit
a clumsy MS paint drawing depicting a headless stick figure (he's fine) with a gorgeous purple symbol of a scarf worn on his body and awkwardly held to one side at the bottom. the figure would likely be blushing if he had a head. which he does not
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
me standing at the trash can holding the cunty little shovel that crumbl included with the banana pudding cups
Bilbo Baggins from 'The Fellowship of the Ring' holding the One Ring and saying: "After all . . . why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A screenshot from 'Brooklyn 99' showing Gina Linetti speaking at a party, surrounded by psychiatrists and psychologists who are fascinated by what she has going on, mentally. Her face has been clumsily replaced in MS Paint by the face of the vampire Armand following 'The Vampire Lestat' Season 1 which is also 'Interview With The Vampire' Season 3.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
very very close to accurate dragon age ranking sortr.io/sorter/drago...
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A stock photo of a scientist examining a glass beaker full of kelly green liquid. He wears safety goggles and his face is a mask of serious concentration.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm great
An image of DCAU Batman, specifically from Justice League, with his face covered in sweat. He is ill, infected with a pathogen of magical design, but out of this context this is to convey extreme thirst.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The "horny grip" meme featuring a blushing sweating individual, drawn in MS Paint, clutching one's own legs in self-restraint so fiercely as to draw blood, overwhelmed with ardor.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
comment under crab rave 🦀🥰
A screenshot of a YouTube comment under crab rave, reading: "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE AT 3:00 AM EASTERN TIME ON JULY 12, 2026."
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
started Vampire Syndicate: Gangs of Moonfall tonight. very very early access but I really like the vibe, and I could make a hot character
A screenshot of a player character in the character creation menu of Vampire Syndicate: Gangs of Moonfall early access. With blue-tinted hair, bare arms, and a muscular twunk body, he's wearing all black with his right forearm covered in some sort of tech gauntlet. His name listed is "Hex Heller." Probably not his birth name.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
do you mean to tell me that 'Field of Dreams' is not a realistic film?
An article from 'The Independent' showing an empty National Mall Trump fair. "Trump ‘livid’ over crowd size at National Mall state fair, report says: ‘Who thought this was a good idea?’" the headline reads. The next line says: "‘It was an ‘if you build it, they will come’ mentality that failed,’ one source close to the White House said." Girl.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
read about people leaving manure in front of the promos for him in china????
A stricken, shocked Gordon Ramsay says "What on Earth" while holding his spoon aloft on 'Kitchen Nightmares.'
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Saw it Friday night! It's a good film and I had a great time.
The Onion's "Sickos" meme but clumsily edited in MS Paint to vaguely resemble the DC comics character Lobo with his hair, facial hair, and face markings. The symbol of the house of El, worn by Superman and Supergirl, appears in place of the moon in the night's sky. His shirt reads "LOBOS." He says: "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
really cute ESO Pride march. much less lag during the journey than at the beginning or the end
A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, showing the walk beginning in the north of the island.A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, showing a small segment of the procession in the middle of the island of Tamriel.A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, nearing the end of the march, in the south of the altmer island.A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, showing the end point as characters arrive at the southern beach of the high elven island.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
never had lag in any other part of ESO, but the Pride event is doing so much
A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) showing a massive, luminous crowd of people in northern Auridon. It's Pride in 2026.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
my more in-depth Supergirl review:
The Onion's "Sickos" meme but clumsily edited in MS Paint to vaguely resemble the DC comics character Lobo with his hair, facial hair, and face markings. The symbol of the house of El, worn by Superman and Supergirl, appears in place of the moon in the night's sky. His shirt reads "LOBOS." He says: "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cher from 'Clueless' with her face overcome with thirst and longing to an almost rapturous degree.
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simonjadis @simonjadis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
just finished this season of vox machina
The meme of Brian "Limmy" Limond, Scottish comedian, looking horrified and at a loss for words.
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