Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 851149945
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point? 1350201857091
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌 1502231226531
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 03/10/2026Farage is a sitting MP and yet he is allowed to have his own show on GB News. More than 8,000 people have signed the petition to demand that Ofcom take immediate action. Help us reach 10,000 signatures. 📊bestforbritain.orgFarage on GB News: Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action - Best for Britain 39969509
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are." 472356696
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17572631995
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialSenator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes! 2523253896287
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.” Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com 743276658827
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/09/2026This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆 No notes. 22942231769
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is: "Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country." Ok. 10436881044
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oops, I seem to have been caught red handed taking illegal foreign donations and being a corrupt sack of shit. 761740543
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialChannel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:channel4news.substack.comExclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donationsUndercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 46694613996
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialVictoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Undercover filming shows Nigel Farage celebrating illegal foreign donations Footage shows a plan to break electoral law by funnelling money from a US ‘businessman’ through a UK donor The donations funded a series of widely reported polls secretly commissioned by Reform 1191470466
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 22/08/2026So much for the tidal wave about to break over British politics, this is a party that would struggle to run a bath. New Reform UK Defections & Resignations tracker now live 👇 bestforbritain.org/reform-uk-defections-resignations-tracker/ 32652253
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialRichard Sambrook @sambrook.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026BBC’s coverage of Reform’s welfare plans is frankly bizarre. Headlines in Ten, leading on some radio networks. Reform are not even the official opposition and the plans have less credibility than Count Binface. Will BBC News do the same for Lib Dem and Greens policy two years out from an election? 20243111201
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Checkmate, Nige. 14678211992
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It's real alright www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...flightaware.com 8538158
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don’t know if this really happened. But if it did, I salute you Alan. 271825283
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22672302814
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every. Single. Day. There’s an article that starts with “Trump says”. FFS. Man has to insert himself into every topic. Longing for the day when we no longer have to read about anything he says. 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Wow. This is is incisive stuff! How has this made it to the front page of the BBC news app?! 000
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialSonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️ 1372217983
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep* 77867611608
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If he doesn’t win something soon, I wonder whether Nigel Farage will retire to spend more time with other people’s money. 1682679467
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17/06/2026March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil." April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil, much more than we need." June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks..." 888136995903
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026For the time being I will only be communicating through recorded propaganda speeches and my newsletter of lies and bullshit. This is a just a temporary measure until I am Prime Minister, after which I will directly control the media and outlaw any criticism of the government. 24729206
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? 2647771
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Please sign & share. 23619280
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialReform Political Advertising @reformpoliticalads.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Ten years on from Brexit there are still no rules to prevent lies in election ads. We’ve tabled amendments to stop election ads like the infamous Brexit bus misleading voters again. Email your MP and ask them to sponsor them. It takes 1 minute. 👇 reformpoliticaladvertising.org/take-action/... 44541266
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialArm-Wap #VoteLeaveLies #Rejoin #FBPE #NAFO @arm-wap.bsky.social · 09/06/2026A petition worth signing to try and prevent those who have something to hide from becoming cllrs and MPs. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75... #Reform #ReformPartyLtd #Farage 40441261
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 30/05/2026Absolutely shocking. No clue. No idea. No respect for workers rights - doesn't affect him so he doesn't seem to care... 179902423
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This looks like bullshit stenography to me. Glen Owen also ‘reported’ Farage’s lies about French police & a monoglot mechanic ‘telling him’ his car had been ‘tampered with’ in an ‘assassination attempt’ when he was trying to distract attention from something else. Also, Putin *wants* him to be PM! 3311832553
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/05/2026Immigration make Britain brilliant 511139274209
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialVictoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Nigel Farage says the £5m gift he got from a crypto billionaire was a ‘reward for campaigning for Brexit for 27 years’ On May 5, Mr Farage told the BBC the money was ‘the only way I can protect myself for the rest of my life’ as he was the ‘most attacked, physically, politician of modern times’ 122607225
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V... 1609186726862
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialKuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Christ donation.watch/en/unitedkin...donation.watchDonations by Christopher Harborne in United Kingdom | DonationWatchChristopher Harborne has donated a total of £23,817,500.00 across 30 donations over £1K since 2010. These contributions were distributed to 2 different parties. Explore detailed insights into donation... 49308239
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialSarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Any other politician. Any other party. This would be wall to wall media scrutiny. Farage and Reform shouldn’t be able to move without this being thrown at them. Venal brokers to crypto billionaires and fossil fuel magnates. A corrupt man leading a corrupt party. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comExclusive: Nigel Farage was given undisclosed £5m by crypto billionaire in 2024Reform leader changed his mind about standing as MP after gift from Thai-based crypto tycoon Christopher Harborne 45676311
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Throwback to that time Farage decided he was the victim of am assassination attempt because his volvo had a dodgy wheel. www.theguardian.com/politics/201...theguardian.comHave wheels fallen off Farage 'assassination plot' story?Volvo V70 model owned by Ukip leader, who suggested his car had been tampered with, may have been subject of recall in 2010 over wheel problems 1822277
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026"Enemy from within." "Communists, Marxists, fascists, radical left thugs, vermin." "Garbage" Somalis, "low IQ people." "She's an evil, sick, crazy, b..." Republicans want the left to tone down the rhetoric. Erm, have they listened to Donald Trump?? Zeteo put together this Trump montage: 16452252123
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 27/04/2026“I’m glad he’s dead,” Donald Trump on the passing of Robert Mueller, who received a Purple Heart & a Bronze Star for heroism in the service of his country. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMelania Trump urges ABC to 'take stand' on Jimmy Kimmel after widow jokeIn a parody aired days before the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Kimmel called Melania an 681134278
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026We are currently in the 3-5 day pause on the 14 day extension of the initial 48 hour hard deadline for the ceasefire. 2434543850
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 21/04/2026An Adolescent Alan Partridge? A Junior Richard Madeley? Or perhaps a Young David Brent? 😇 7215731
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Reform's Ricky Hodges urged "veterans" to put the city's mayor, Sadiq Khan, "in a coma for a long time". Previously said he wanted to shoot people "in the face", and that he would "love to come up against" a group of Labour activists to "take their... limbs off". www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukHastings Reform UK candidate probed over offensive Facebook postsRicky Hodges said on social media that Muslims 59452233
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Reform Essex activist who hosted Nigel Farage at his tanning salon is also a Nazi superfan who believes that "Hitler was right." Excellent work from @hopenothate.org.uk hopenothate.org.uk/2026/04/14/n...hopenothate.org.ukNEW: ‘Hitler was right’, says star Reform activist – HOPE not hateBy Harry Shukman and Sarah Hadley A well-known Reform activist who campaigned for the party in the forthcoming local elections has denied the Holocaust and... 29431268
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026This is exactly the level of stupidity we need to get Reform into power. 2883869842
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If he posted this because it showed him as a “doctor” and not as Jesus, then why did he delete it? 3201576231