simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 11hSadly, it’s satire - but it is beautifully written! 041
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So many bizarre uses of the second and third person from this nut job. “They wanted”. “They said”. Some mystical, nebulous group of…who, exactly? 010
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jeremy Boreing?! 😂 Is that his real name or just a descriptor? 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So the person filming this watched the dog suffer until someone else came along to do the right thing?!…either it’s a set up or the videographer is a cruel a-hole. 100
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s a very odd boast to say “I can’t be arsed”…. 020
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So a random mash-up of free market economics and nonsense culture war talking points then? Utter BS 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Presume they stand her in front of Trump to offset his forward lean and make him feel he’s upright. She’s a therapy ‘leaner’. 000
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 851150944
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point? 1350201857091
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bet he couldn’t explain what the I and Q stand for… 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And yet, plenty of US voters still support this narcissistic, lying, faux-elitist bell end. I will never understand it. 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why does the press never ask him which number has been “announced” that suggests the best economy? ….I mean, the downside is he would probably just ramble and lie about tariff income, but they could at least try and pin him down. 000
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌 1502231216531
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 03/10/2026Farage is a sitting MP and yet he is allowed to have his own show on GB News. More than 8,000 people have signed the petition to demand that Ofcom take immediate action. Help us reach 10,000 signatures. 📊bestforbritain.orgFarage on GB News: Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action - Best for Britain 39969509
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are." 472356696
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17572631995
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialSenator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes! 2522253896287
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Beautiful. You love to see it!….and also love not to hear it. 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m not sure “don’t believe me?” followed by “insert allegation with no proof” is a particularly strong argument. 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What a whiny, self-obsessed liar he is (that’s not a reference to Mamdani) 050
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On the plus side, he makes more sense when he can’t be heard. 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What would the snipers be protecting, exactly? The Arch itself? Every day it’s more crazy sh1t from this nut job. He’s exhausting. 010
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Announced by who? By him? As he’s saying it at that actual moment? And having announced it….how do we determine whether it’s *true*?? 000
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s the same for me. The establishment is attempting, by any means necessary, to stop me from doing whatever I want, whenever I want. What are these “laws” you all speak of. Pah. 000
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.” Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com 743276658827
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/09/2026This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆 No notes. 22942231769
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This argument is batshit. My local supermarket runs a massive trade deficit with me. And indeed with every single customer through their doors. If they stopped trading with all of us….well, they wouldn’t exist. And they certainly wouldn’t MAKE more money. 010
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He’s such a blowhard isn’t he? It’s been tedious to read or listen to him for years, but he’s got worse. His writing is overly verbose and very, very boring. 190
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026…and had to give himself more pips, several more medal rows, two parachute insignias (?), and what looks like a royal family star on his pocket. ‘Cos obviously bling is his thing. Pathetic. 001
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is: "Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country." Ok. 10436881044
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oops, I seem to have been caught red handed taking illegal foreign donations and being a corrupt sack of shit. 761740543
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialChannel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:channel4news.substack.comExclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donationsUndercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 46694613996
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialVictoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Undercover filming shows Nigel Farage celebrating illegal foreign donations Footage shows a plan to break electoral law by funnelling money from a US ‘businessman’ through a UK donor The donations funded a series of widely reported polls secretly commissioned by Reform 1191470466
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A vampiric desperation for reflected glory and popularity. And when the individuals won’t “play” with him when alive, he just plays make believe when they’re gone. Speaks to a horribly broken psyche. 000
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 22/08/2026So much for the tidal wave about to break over British politics, this is a party that would struggle to run a bath. New Reform UK Defections & Resignations tracker now live 👇 bestforbritain.org/reform-uk-defections-resignations-tracker/ 32652253
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Bullet proof underwear to protect against a fatal ass shot? 000
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialRichard Sambrook @sambrook.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026BBC’s coverage of Reform’s welfare plans is frankly bizarre. Headlines in Ten, leading on some radio networks. Reform are not even the official opposition and the plans have less credibility than Count Binface. Will BBC News do the same for Lib Dem and Greens policy two years out from an election? 20243111201
simonbracers.bsky.social @simonbracers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The pool has no cards to play. If it doesn’t make a deal, and soon, it will be OBLITERATED! Thank you for your attention to this matter 040
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Checkmate, Nige. 14678211992
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It's real alright www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...flightaware.com 8538158
Reposted by @simonbracers.bsky.socialCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don’t know if this really happened. But if it did, I salute you Alan. 271825283