Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialqdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026we are definitely already past the point where someone has tried to and most likely been successful in having sex with the america dot gov chatbot 523032
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialTieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience 1834521175
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Y E S 281692
shuttercat.bsky.social @shuttercat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Since we're doing these, here's mine. Certainly telling how old I am with these. 010
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialTran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's just amazing 119326
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialJoyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles. 6888822662
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Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries. 641908369
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialOctober Seagrave @zooophagous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What if Sisyphus fell in love with his boulder #coyotevsacme 91804550
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Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.” 1970122258
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy 742708366
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Aperture Science vs. Federal Bureau of Control inter-office softball game ends in bloodshed. 1237845
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this 432885580
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialDe Tomaso Panera @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That's not surprising most gay sex I'm aware of involves some absolute looney tunes nonsense 073
shuttercat.bsky.social @shuttercat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tha dazzle camo wrap they put on next year's cars to test them without letting people figure out the shape underneath 000
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialMar Cromwell 🌹 > BLFC @marandart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Today's performance has been cancelled due to lack of interest 0331
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Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All. 241266258
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 335185385061
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialjanekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves 101796461
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialqdot @buttplug.engineer · 17/09/2026steam frame waiting list for me guess no one wants buttplugs on their face :( 6432
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Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Politics-watchers have long been exasperated by those with leverage to make things better but who refuse to use that leverage, but my read has been the general public hasn't picked up on this particular problem. Thank you, Ed Sheeran, for your service in educating the normies. 10105079
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102184245
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Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialJulia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 11/09/2026Phew, what a relief. 4935251124
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialThat girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/10/2025ok i need to log out for a bit or im never gonna get anything done 121625
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this was immediately obvious to anyone with a passing knowledge of biology and/or firearms. Tim either posted this purely for engagement or out of naivete so shocking it should disqualify you from driving a car. 541799120
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialoutsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I will be speaking at Furry Migration this Saturday the 12th. :3 211207174
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026To be clear I support Werner here as i do in all things, especially carrying steamships over a mountain 87878
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The king's adviser is actually a nice guy: 6957221591
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialAndrew @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force. 243182684
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialAdem @adem.bsky.social · 11/08/2025this came to me in a dream 8478112
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialTake Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Alan Wake teaches us that evil otherwordly shadow creatures can be defeated by shining a flashlight in their eyes and then shooting them with a gun. But what many people might not know is that this trick works on regular humans too 81197457
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialGreyDuck @greyduck.net · 06/09/2026On the one hand, there's value in updating your material to meet the audience. On the other hand, "Soviet military surplus gaydar" is nigh unto perfect and should never be lost to time. Let them do a Wikipedia search or something. 0501
Reposted by @shuttercat.bsky.socialdonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026surely this is describing a Jersey Slide right 81487
