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Best Friend's Love Interest

@shounenchild.bsky.social
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 7h
A mom was walking with her kid who clearly Was In Trouble™ and was she trying to be stern but when she finally gave into his "mama look!"s she saw him offering her a plastic flower that he found on the sidewalk. Absolute killer move. I watched that shit melt her heart in real time.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15h
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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Sassafras @sasuga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I made some reverse-alt-text
Photoshopped image of Swan Boy’s head on John Lennon’s body when he was walking silly
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you were in a frat in college, that's something you need to tell people by going door-to-door
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not going to tolerate another liberty mutual ad until the dumb guy and the swiffer sweeper attachment fuck nasty. These are my demands.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagining Rona taking iPad after iPad and increasingly freaking the fuck out as the kid materializes new ones out of thin air while Sebastian is surrounded by the manga-style sparkles and flowers that indicates a silent character is having the time of their life
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep.
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got into my post-babysitting Uber and it was a tesla playing classical music (already jarring) but as i was reeling from that the guy turned it off 5 minutes in??? and i truly think we're gonna spend the next 20 minutes in silence
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This has already been reported at several buildings throughout DC, almost all in my neighborhood. I walked out of my gym into a pack of them leaving one apartment that I guess is being used as a "command center" into an elevator taking a bunch of them to units all over the building. fuck off!!!!!!
Screenshot of an article on the DC happenings blog PoPville. The title reads "looks like more national guard moving into more SW DC apartment buildings". The photograph shows a boot boy with a pile of his buddies shit sitting on a penthouse style roof in DC because a herd of the bastards doing fuck all in every Metro station wasn't enough apparently
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THEY'RE HARBORING BOOT BOYS IN MY FUCKING BUILDING
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The poster of Rosalina from the Mario Galaxy movie. She's in a dynamic pose with her knee lunging forward but because she's wearing a long dramatic dress it looks like she's absolutely SWANGING under there. It does not help that one of the lumas staring at her in awe is straight up at dick level
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a beautiful man gains weight and body hair many of you are saying “twink death”…Meanwhile I am saying “Yay”, “Yippee!” and things of this nature.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You people would fuck a fence if it was white
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GIRL FUCK YOU LMAOOOOO
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a nursery teacher I can attest: all the variations have fans and they're fucking vicious (this isn't even a joke about the toddlers I'm talking about grown ass adults)
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyday I have to catch strays for the dumbest women on the planet im sick to my stomachhhhhh
I do not support all women some of you bitches are very dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ground to Air Message: THATS FINE NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE THIS IS A DISASTER Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #ad04a55d7e5 F: #f089ad6543d
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the circle dance at the end of Ren Faire
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just remembered a certain Popular Online Artist Crash Out where they claimed that Lilo from Lilo & Stitch is abusive but not to like, Stitch or whatever. But bc Lilo beat up the colonizer little white girl and the artist was also a white person in Hawaii and felt attacked
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting killed tomorrow
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The street hawker outside the ballpark/my house was selling a Costco size jar of pickles and for a moment my mind went to a better, more beautiful world
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Dream Police can pry my middle school crush on Kuwabara out of my cold dead hands
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We need to put shock collars on movie theater goers until everyone learns When To Laugh Appropriately
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NW
Akira 4k remaster poster
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if this is the one in a million movie that AMC decides to skip the 40 years of commercials for I'm gonna be pissed
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watched a couple get on the metro and the guy grabbed the pole and offered his hand to his gf and they giggled together all sappy like before the train lurched forward and girlie immediately ate shit
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026
it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
I just sat down!
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nevermind life is soo beautiful
Simpsons peace and love dead lawyers meme
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
realizing I'll probably have more success at the mix and mingle kinda event I'm headed too if I wasn't telegraphing with every step that I'd rather die
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WMATA post front and center filled me with an undescribable feeling. Swanboy should not be metro accessible.
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today at work a 7-month-old freaked out at the amount of distance created between us by the high chair tray so I held her my lap and fed her one cheerio at a time like a terrified horse
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1st day of school everybody let's get hyped let's gooooooo
SpongeBob with the suds looking tired as shit
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
succession is a great show because they'll say something like 'life is just a fight for a knife in the mud' and what they're saying it about is Emails
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stacey's mom Has too much going on They canceled all her funding and she's been unemployed so long Stacey, can't you see? Grants don't grow on trees I know it might be wrong, but I feel anxiety for Stacey's mom
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Obviously this has been a validating arc as a card-carrying Noel Head but, maybe even more importantly, as a Crystal. you will never again convince me that I can't fix that guy
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Incredible birthday card I made for my Scottish grandma in which I made sure to diss my English grandma for being English... and couldn't even remember what the flag looked like
Child's drawing in which some grandmas are drawn emblazoned in Scottish and (incorrect) English flags respectively. Text reads: "there's not a better grandma than you" followed by a crossed out English grandma labelled "no way" and a Scottish grandma labelled "yahoo".
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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According to my new FitBit I have masturbated 5 miles to this
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the latest update made alt text so fucking small it's almost unbelievable lmao
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Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
girl lmao
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