Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 7hA mom was walking with her kid who clearly Was In Trouble™ and was she trying to be stern but when she finally gave into his "mama look!"s she saw him offering her a plastic flower that he found on the sidewalk. Absolute killer move. I watched that shit melt her heart in real time. 000
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Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473495378
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s 17732174
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestSassafras @sasuga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I made some reverse-alt-text 637426
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you were in a frat in college, that's something you need to tell people by going door-to-door 3606
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm not going to tolerate another liberty mutual ad until the dumb guy and the swiffer sweeper attachment fuck nasty. These are my demands. 100
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comThe Most Unlovable Man in New York CityOn being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic 41762124
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagining Rona taking iPad after iPad and increasingly freaking the fuck out as the kid materializes new ones out of thin air while Sebastian is surrounded by the manga-style sparkles and flowers that indicates a silent character is having the time of their life 0587
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got into my post-babysitting Uber and it was a tesla playing classical music (already jarring) but as i was reeling from that the guy turned it off 5 minutes in??? and i truly think we're gonna spend the next 20 minutes in silence 000
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This has already been reported at several buildings throughout DC, almost all in my neighborhood. I walked out of my gym into a pack of them leaving one apartment that I guess is being used as a "command center" into an elevator taking a bunch of them to units all over the building. fuck off!!!!!! 100
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026THEY'RE HARBORING BOOT BOYS IN MY FUCKING BUILDING 000
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him 2959161397
Reposted by Best Friend's Love Interestrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen 743213445
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026I had to make this a jingle 162148553
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As a nursery teacher I can attest: all the variations have fans and they're fucking vicious (this isn't even a joke about the toddlers I'm talking about grown ass adults) 100
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everyday I have to catch strays for the dumbest women on the planet im sick to my stomachhhhhh 110
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ground to Air Message: THATS FINE NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE THIS IS A DISASTER Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #ad04a55d7e5 F: #f089ad6543d 112523
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the circle dance at the end of Ren Faire 001
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 18/09/2026just remembered a certain Popular Online Artist Crash Out where they claimed that Lilo from Lilo & Stitch is abusive but not to like, Stitch or whatever. But bc Lilo beat up the colonizer little white girl and the artist was also a white person in Hawaii and felt attacked 100
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Getting killed tomorrow 1858419
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out. 71392216
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The street hawker outside the ballpark/my house was selling a Costco size jar of pickles and for a moment my mind went to a better, more beautiful world 000
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Dream Police can pry my middle school crush on Kuwabara out of my cold dead hands 1361
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We need to put shock collars on movie theater goers until everyone learns When To Laugh Appropriately 000
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if this is the one in a million movie that AMC decides to skip the 40 years of commercials for I'm gonna be pissed 000
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Watched a couple get on the metro and the guy grabbed the pole and offered his hand to his gf and they giggled together all sappy like before the train lurched forward and girlie immediately ate shit 000
Reposted by Best Friend's Love Interestmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society. 91485368
Reposted by Best Friend's Love Interestrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 221727148
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 11/09/2026nevermind life is soo beautiful 100
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 11/09/2026realizing I'll probably have more success at the mix and mingle kinda event I'm headed too if I wasn't telegraphing with every step that I'd rather die 000
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 09/09/2026WMATA post front and center filled me with an undescribable feeling. Swanboy should not be metro accessible. 2263
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Today at work a 7-month-old freaked out at the amount of distance created between us by the high chair tray so I held her my lap and fed her one cheerio at a time like a terrified horse 101
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestYuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026loving the new look 244080861
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 08/09/20261st day of school everybody let's get hyped let's gooooooo 000
Reposted by Best Friend's Love Interestrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026succession is a great show because they'll say something like 'life is just a fight for a knife in the mud' and what they're saying it about is Emails 838518
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Stacey's mom Has too much going on They canceled all her funding and she's been unemployed so long Stacey, can't you see? Grants don't grow on trees I know it might be wrong, but I feel anxiety for Stacey's mom 519949
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Obviously this has been a validating arc as a card-carrying Noel Head but, maybe even more importantly, as a Crystal. you will never again convince me that I can't fix that guy 1554
Reposted by Best Friend's Love Interestmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Incredible birthday card I made for my Scottish grandma in which I made sure to diss my English grandma for being English... and couldn't even remember what the flag looked like 414515
Reposted by Best Friend's Love InterestPornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 07/05/2026 1432107
Best Friend's Love Interest @shounenchild.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the latest update made alt text so fucking small it's almost unbelievable lmao 000