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Ashley

@shotinthedark33.bsky.social
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Horror fan, reader, cat person, runner Mom of 2 She/her

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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They aren't going to score a single postseason run, are they
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mehers.bsky.social @mehers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So everyone just saw sports betting affect a college football game in real time right? No way Michigan shouldve had another play
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
with alt text. this is so beautiful 💕
Dolly Partons IMAGINATION LIBRARY

Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.

Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.

You are terrific, and remember...
I Will Always Love You,
Dolly
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This Ends at Prom @thisendsatprom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Devastated doesn’t even come close. Rest in Peace, Hayden Panettiere.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All the adults working on the wizard bigot show made an active decision to endorse a vile campaign of hate. We do not in any way have to reward them for that, let alone sympathize with their plight. Which they CHOSE.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We do not have to watch the wizard bigot show. We do not have to write about the wizard bigot show. We can simply point out that the people making it chose to endorse bigotry. And not reward it with coverage or eyeballs.
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Adam B. Vary @adambvary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine Stephen King, circa 1997, putting out daily press releases promoting his anti-gay org while publishing horror books as Richard Bachman. Imagine George Lucas, circa 2007, announcing a billion dollar fund for anti-Muslim lawsuits, then launching 'The Clone Wars.' This is J.K. Rowling today.
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Willson Contreras said everyone in that upper deck section is getting a souvenir
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 13/07/2026
me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning
sam neill in “in the mouth of madness”sam neill in “possession” (i think)
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wonderwall as a victory song in the Azteca feels like a microaggression
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The use of the word “eliminate” in this context should really freak out more than just those of us he’s seeking to remove, to be honest. This should be a red flag so big that it’s visible from space.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Even the roughest of seasons can be saved by a Sarah Langs wheeeeeeeeeee! against your arch rival
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/06/2026
Congrats to Cape Verde, the most powerful 0-3-0 World Cup team of all time
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
when does the cat become prime minister
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Tarik Skubal is apparently doing a rehab start at the minor league game I got tickets to months ago. Thanks, I hate it
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Mean Girls: She Doesn't Even Go Here!
ALT: Mean Girls: She Doesn't Even Go Here!
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A Bompstable Cat @bomstable.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is one of those reasons I've always had a lot of love for Anthony Head. www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...
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Heartwarming story of Buffy's Giles going out of his way for a young trans fan
Tired: J.K. Rowling supporting a woman with anti-trans views. Wired: Buffy actor Anthony Stewart-Head quietly going above and beyond for his trans fans.
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
ABBY. ROQUE. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
🗣️🗣️ SHOP YOUR LOCAL INDIE BOOKSTORES! USE THE LIBRARY!
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
lol any way 💅
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BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI
Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026
“Use AI or get left behind!” Please, leave me behind. Drop me off on the side of the road somewhere. Sentence me to a remote cabin with a typewriter and some wildflowers that don’t know how to use the internet
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Damn Tigers keeping me from the Patriots' Day game 😑
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Martyn @martynpedler.com · 28/03/2026
"But Harry Potter was a big part of my childhood!" Well, so was shitting your pants.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
it’s not hyperbole, JKR literally said support for HP is support for her transphobia and she uses the money she makes from it to TRY TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY if you watch that show please don’t ever speak to me again trans lives are more important than your fandom of a terrible human’s IP
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Snowbuffalo @snowbuffalo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Geno Suarez giving good vibes to the heavens after doubling in a run for Venezuela in the WBC championship. His arms are outstretched joyfully and his head is rocked backward. A smile radiates from his bearded face and his mullet spills into the royal blue uniform on his shoulders.
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Tonight was actually a viking funeral for Warner Bros. when you really think about it.
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Childless Dog Lady is on sabbatical. 🍉🌺 @sgbuggs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
it makes it even more striking how there still has only been one Black woman best actress winner, ever. in 98 years.
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sobbing 😭🥹 so happy
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Dr Poop @drpoop1988.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Scream 7 is a scab movie don’t go see it #filmsky
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
America's long commitment to the soft eugenics of allowing the system to do the killing of undesirables is fast accelerating into a Nazi-era program of hard eugenics, in which the state directly enacts mass death against those it considers unproductive/undesirable.
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Dr. William Horne @wihorne.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is exactly the same rhetoric that the Klan, White League, & other white conservative paramilitary organizations used to destroy multiracial democracy during Reconstruction, disfranchising Black voters & murdering anyone who got in their way.
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What a banger day for women's sports 🔥🔥🔥
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Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"That's what I'm fucking talking about!" That's an easy skater to root for. #Olympics
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I'm going to watch Alysa Liu's free skate to Donna Summer. PURE JOY 🤩
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The gold medal run from USA's Elana Meyers Taylor in Monobob
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
GOLD MEDALIST ELANA MEYERS TAYLOR!!! 😭 YESSSSSSSS!!!
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my colleagues worked so hard on this. And thank you, Congresswoman, and your staff, for championing this. 💖
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Bre ✨ @elphabaxx.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Wow I can’t believe they only handed out silver and bronze in ice dance. #Olympics
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 09/02/2026
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny did a variation of the Spike Lee double dolly shot live so you’re now legally required to give this a five star on Letterboxd!!!!
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
There have been many journalists arrested in the US before. I'm one of them. This is still very different. Lemon wasn't arrested as part of a mass of arrests of people surrounding a protest as it was happening and released (as I was). Lemon is being re-arrested for having covered a protest.
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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh, my God.
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Tananarive Due - The Reformatory @tananarivedue.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Don Lemon is one of FOUR Black journalists arrested. This is fascism.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
thinking about Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" quote and I see the helpers and the helpers are being shot in the fucking head
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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick
Jamie Leventhal:
Hi - I'm a video journalist with
@nytimes.com. We'd like to get permission to use this video, would you be able to tell us who the original source is? Thanks!
Daniel Suitor: no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Ashley @shotinthedark33.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Do not let these people officiate ever again
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Here’s to 2026
David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”
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