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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Choo choo, motherfuckers
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
episode 021
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Naah keep it weird, Morty
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dune gender neutral dildo.. woke is so back
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Beacons Armon
Alt: The beacons of misandry
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rigati*
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spaghetti rugati has lil lines in it for grabbing sauce better. Definitely a better spaghetti experience
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jet wings
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He is the median that we crashed into :(
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The bard is gonna bard
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they should invent a capitalism that we can ethically consume
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It is the laziest form of hating
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Look, here's the truth about the AI discourse psssshhhhhh hang on pssshhhhhhhh you're breaking up pssshhhhhhhh can you hea *click*
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yall earned the unfollow with this click bait bullshit.
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 05/08/2026
My friend and fellow standup comic/union man Nato Green @natogreen.bsky.social just put out a hilarious new special. Watch it! youtu.be/_er-hJ8nZh0?...
youtu.be
Nato Green - The Darkest Hour | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Solo missions are the best
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Who up pretending to understand British people?
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Annnd thank you for my first laugh of the day.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
EDITOR: this passage here, where you describe in detail an inconsequential copse of trees JRR TOLKIEN: yes EDITOR: do you see any issue with the amount of detail you put in JRR TOLKIEN: ah, yes, I shall write their history as well
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ribbit
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wanna break my other hip?
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
CRAB! CRAB! CRAB!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
These reboots are outta control
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bone smashing kind of breaks normies
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me explaining Clavicular and mogging
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All the feels here. Thanks for sharing
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What would they eat? Other toes?
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 19/07/2026
it’s coming home
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My imagination has beefy arms and runs for the sunset
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
France has a losing problem that dates back to at least WWI. I take that back....the Haitian Revolution
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good point. Envious of people with a farm subscription. Im too high to remember the right name
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
if something happens to diet coke i will make a J6ers look like a boy scouts
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Doxx me like one of your French girls
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pre chopped fruit is also a major contributor to food born(e?) illness. I took a class on the food system and the main take away was always, whole foods chopped by you are safest.
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hand chop and toss ya salads, people. It's good for your marriage and your butt
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@realcoolfriend @realcoolfriend.com · 16/07/2026
Drop broth not bombs
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
lettuce is a performance enhancing drug
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I like the way you think
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Some Dr. Strangelove shit
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They're following for the magic healing powers
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
💜
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Harry Kane is my new favorite euphemism for a penis
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
if you are seeing this
the curse is lifted
have a good day

Capybara Philosopher
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
admittedly, I am pretty new to soccer... at what point do the players kiss?
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Katie West @katiewest.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Did you hear the news? The kids are calling tramp stamps cake toppers now. I love it so much.
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Boston can be tricky but it is also a nice place to get a little lost
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Marvelous work
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shittykingmidas.bsky.social @shittykingmidas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wouldve loved to hear an evil campaign ad voice talk about fanfic
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
drain the swamp ass
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