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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The genre "Plot is kicked off by the death of Kyle Chandler" contains multitudes
Mayor of KingstownManchester by the SeaLanterns
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How this morning finds me
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
potat
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Luap Goma @luapgoma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why oh why did the electoral college vote this fucking idiot as POTUS?
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I dug up this 2013 essay I wrote about MOOCs, a thing which were the unavoidable future we were all hurtling towards in 2013, and not only does the basic argument still stand up, but the fact that the MOOC future never came makes the point all the better thenewinquiry.com/blog/the-moo...
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The MOOC Moment and the End of Reform
Visit the post for more.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Evil personified.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026
fuck, now this is some content
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jon @disparition.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no it’s not slop it’s real. this is a real screenshot of heaven. this is what heaven looks like. all this time dante had the damn map upside down. we’re cooked
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PadRock @padrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No that’s a real picture I was there.
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Matunos @matunos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
looks like he hadn't even gotten through Stalin
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ulveon.net (on Bluesky) @ulveon.net · 12/09/2026
Replybros be like: Erm 🤓 ackhshyually there is no evidence Charlie Kirk debated Osama Bin Laden
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026
if I wake up tomorrow to a million replies telling me this is ai I am going to go and order red rooster or something (in minecraft)
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026
yes i fucking know it is ai slop, I’m not a fucking doofus. This is the type of shit people are sincerely making, which is part of the theme i am conveying. thank you.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
dying lmao
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Well, senator, I realize *you* can't stop thinking about middle-schoolers private parts, but I happen to think the cratering economy and murderous state goons killing people in our streets are more important than the sanctity of a damn swim meet or whatever you're prattling on about today"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/09/2026
the fuck is wrong with people
excerpt from the skeet below:
members of Mollie's Pack at risk. Hunters have even publicly expressed intentions to target her specifically.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
True. I'd say I prefer Mamdani's approach, but NYC and Spanberger faced a clown on this issue and used it to pummel her. She hedged on sports too. I think tying the sports bans to really unpopular book bans is a good move. We don't need politicians banning books or kids.
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Ending Trans Panic
YouTube video by Degenerate Art by Andrea Pitzer
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s weird too because if he can make one why can’t he just make as many as they want, unless Smurfette lacks a fundamental life essence and is some sort of Smurf Golem
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/09/2026
didn't he also actually create Smurfette as like Smurf bait but they just kinda took her in so she decided to stay instead of luring them into the trap
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we don't know maybe they stole his dvd player both sides brendel
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
It was my belief that he intended to cook them for unspecified reasons but I am not confident that's actually supported by the text
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know I watched a fair amount of Smurfs as a kid and I still don’t know why that wizard guy even wanted them beyond some vague sense they were magical. It was like watching a guy try to kill a colony of prairie dogs, he should stop it but you’re almost more concerned with why a guy is like that
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yitzchak Badman
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is one of my favorite news headlines
CBS News @CBSNews
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French mayor defends holding massive Smurf rally despite coronavirus spread: "We must not stop living" cbsn.ws/3aLKoZD
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People like to bring up Smurfette being the only female Smurf but what you have to realize is that shit is a cult is it any wonder why there’s weird stuff like that going on
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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 31/08/2026
All this political targeting is blatantly illegal. The president lacks the power to direct the IRS to target a particular nonprofit, much less to pull its tax exemption himself. prospect.org?p=143841
Caution tape over IRS signage
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justin van wormer @jdvdub.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Because what they think is that the landslide is baked in, a majority no matter what, so they can afford to push some progressive lefties out of good standing - even tank the race - still win majorities and say “look, we didn’t need the left they lost.” it’s stupid, but so is Jon.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If this was about electoral advantage — the thing reactionary centrists claim as their expertise — they would be writing about how this entire issue is a distraction. If you are concerned about the influence of fringe radicals over policymaking, Republicans are the bigger threat. Of course they are.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is not a "grim choice" to support either a psychotic Republican or a mainstream center-left politician.
he Michigan Senate election has presented liberals with a grim choice. The Republican candidate, Mike Rogers, has pledged support for a corrupt, racist, authoritarian-minded administration. Rogers hasn’t made even the tiniest concession to Donald Trump critics. But supporting El-Sayed means accepting a strain of anti-Semitic politics that to date has had no place within the Democratic Party.

What’s more, El-Sayed has already said that he intends to use his victory as a platform to reshape the party. Him winning could invite a future in which the United States has not just one party that is open to bigots but two.

Although El-Sayed has never said anything nearly as inflammatory as the sorts of comments Piker makes routinely, his mixture of anti-Zionism and populism treats pro-Israel activism as a nefarious and all-pervasive force. He has denied that any Democrat who believes in human rights could have any motive other than money for holding a position on Israel different from the one he prefers. El-Sayed tends to depict nearly all opposition to his candidacy as financially driven, but when applied to Jewish political activity,  this charge becomes even more conspiratorial.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The entire point of civilization is that suffering does not have to be hereditary. Your parents’ misery is not a debt subsequent generations owe them, it is information that tells us where the world failed them, so that we may build one that fails fewer people.
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Living well @thebestrevenge.info · 28/08/2026
This is your god king
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is basically what it's like driving in downtown Atlanta
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
only Homer Wells the prince of Maine and king of New England can save the day
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
okay nobody deserves to be detained by ice. im not going to pretend i actually care about his wellbeing tho. i don't.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
one of these things is over, the other continues. one of these things was paid for by hamas, the other i am paying for. i cannot stop the one, i am interested in stopping the other and also stopping paying for it
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i would be happy to walk through the genocide convention with you but i don't think that would be productive. so why not, let's just concede your point for discussion purposes. october 7 was a genocide. what israel is doing now is also a genocide. congratulations
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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whiteman earned some props for this bsky.app/profile/100y...
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Roses are red The menu is offbeat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/12/2025
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-…
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
are you aware that multiple formal bodies have declared it a genocide? you doing a little napkin math here is very clever and all, but if you would like to respond to the point: that no one "invented" anything and are supported by the UN, B'tselem, Israel physicians for human rights, amnesty intl
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The AI hacking sprees helped me understand why some AI people seem to genuinely believe they're on the verge of AGI: it's just hubris, they don't understand what they're building so they assume it must be superintelligence. It's not, but it can still be dangerous as hell. metr.org/blog/2026-08...
This post has three parts. First, we describe our core takeaways about the Hugging Face attack after conducting this investigation:

Roughly 1200 agents meant to be isolated from one another found a way to communicate with one another on an unsanctioned message board, sending over 70,000 messages and files during the investigation period. Of these agents, 700 went on to participate in the attack on Hugging Face.
Agents used this message board to coordinate several large-scale collective projects to find a general-purpose way to fool or tamper with the automated scorer for the ExploitGym benchmark. Agents managed to achieve milestones they could not have achieved working on their own, often because some agents participated in experiments that risked failing their own task to generate information for the “collective.” The Hugging Face attack grew out of these workstreams, and seemed primarily motivated by understanding the implementation of the scorer rather than stealing answer keys.
Agents did extensive research on how they could spoof, edit, or delete their own transcripts because they (incorrectly) believed the ExploitGym scorer would check to see if they had captured the flag in the intended way. Agents successfully prototyped techniques to “spoof” tool calls by substituting a different command for the command they appeared to run. Roughly 7% of the transcripts we evaluated were successfully spoofed in some places, though all of the spoofing that we saw was small scale.
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Hot Metal and Methedrine. @unityandsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It would be mighty cool if the Democrats were this angry about the IDF’s proven history of sexual violence that they keep voting to fund, with no conditions. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Tristan Stevens @tristanstevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think on some level one needs to recognise there are two Hasans in the discourse here. There's Hasan the streamer, and Hasan the brain-worm in the head of many centrist Democrats who manifests as the avatar of everything they hate about the pro-Palestine left. They have very little in common.
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