Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you die on your birthday, is it then called your deathday? 220
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ugh. Okay. I admit it. I'm a The Pitt convert. It's really good. Friends in medicine say it's very close to what they do (always a good sign) 281
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The energy at a masturbation conference must be wild. It's all vibes. 141
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finished. So much better than the first part. Not only better direction, but ties up a lot of the story (which was probably planned for). 020
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching 28 Days Later: The Bone temple. It's only been 9 minutes and already seen a zombie penis. 160
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Phone (pixel 6) randomly bricked yesterday so was *forced* to get an early birthday present. 150
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bad brain afternoon. Co-insides with cutting down on caffeine. Whowouldhavethunk. 040
Reposted by Chopped dadPeta says bring back Łink @petabytes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026OMG HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY 🔥🔥🔥 Holds out palm revealing 5c and two mismatched buttons 051
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026OMG HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY 🔥🔥🔥 ...oh wait I don't have any money 040
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"if you ever do me dirty" and it's the filthiest mofo you've seen in your life 010
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This morning, got out the shower and for once I put on my t-shirt before my pants. Ended up laughing at myself for Winnie The Pooh-ing. 160
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 10/09/20262020 - 2026 There's a different reason to celebrate now 1150
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Free day before I start work next week answering the phones for a big company. What should I do with my remaining free time? 471
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Having a foot fetish must be wild: "Thank you for coming to the interview today. Let's dive right in. First question is "what's your biggest weakness?" "Don't say feet. Don't say feet. Don't say feet." 030
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026LinkedIn is a trip. You see people you have a mild distaste for, posting their achievements and yet you keep going back. It's corporate hate-following. 140
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Had a nightmare last night. Was the worst one I've ever had. It was horrible. I put a joke in the group chat and no one laughed. 020
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My grandmother is so old and British that they call her the Tea-Rex 040
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My hot take about the Rocky Horror Show is that values change over time and, although far from perfect through today's lense, it means a lot to some people and has changed their lives for the better or worse. Some people really enjoy it. Let them. 060
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My hot take about the Rocky Horror Show is that values change over time and, although far from perfect through today's lense, it means a lot to some people and has changed their lives for the better or worse. Some people really enjoy it. Let them. 180
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh my god. The new GTA looks absolutely incredible. Finally something living up to the hype. Anyone want to buy me a playstation 5? 010
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Forgot about this. Was a really good exhibition. Learnt a lot about her and how she is so petrified of sex and used that to channel into her art. Didn't learn she was racist till this week. 070
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Saw on LinkedIn that someone launched twitter.now, which is great. But at the same time. Isn't that what BSky was suppose to originally replicate?twitter.nowTwitter - The Square Is BackThe public square is back and better. Visit twitter.now. Not affiliated with X Corp. 330
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh Dolly. What a wonderful life. Arguably one of the last people who unequivocally spread love and self-acceptance. 191
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Today was mainly dogs and cake. Was a good day. Nat, the best day. 2130
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026God damn it. I'm always missing an eclipse, ever since I was at a 90s UK summer camp & the kids couldn't see it (in case they looked without glasses and company was liable) so they took us bowling inside with strict instructions not to go outside, so I've never seen an eclipse. 150
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026[Failing magician] "For my final trick, I'm going to sell some sex with this hat pigeon" 000
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Seriously there's 10 worms outside my front door all wanting a piece of pie 000
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Finally the nursery flu has caught up with me. Thought I was just lucky. Turns out that it was just delayed. 060
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Drinking the Palworld Kool-aid this morning. Even if you're a Pokemon fan (I am), what they've done is make a huge game (seen "AAA" but not sure I agree) at a fraction of the cost of AAA games. Has warts, but this could be blueprint for future games and consumers don't have to pay inflated prices. 110
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Didn't not expect Magnus Ferrell, son of Will Farrell, to sound like that. 010
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Want a random observation? The grass in my garden is more luscious this winter than it's ever been. 030
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ngl - The bad site completely took my attention during the World Cup. It's not that this is a bad site, just that general content and audience is so much better on there 🤷♂️ 240
