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Mark

@munchkin68.bsky.social
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 30m
Royal Mail is now shit I see
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 12h
"When we understand that each day isn't one more day, but one less, we start giving more value to what truly matters."
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gutted we’ve lost an icon of British TV
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When it’s #Humpday but you’ve got church this morning
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another day I’m ashamed to be a man #Cornell7
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Tuesday
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone wanna see a massive cock?
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reskeet this if you remember chain letters
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the last two days I have blocked two people I really liked and have followed for years because they were still active on Twitter. The thing is they are both trans allies, in fact one of them was gender fluid. I cant understand why you would monetise this man and his vile hate-filled platform.
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the last two days I have blocked two people I really liked and have followed for years because they were still active on Twitter. The thing is they are both trans allies, in fact one of them was gender fluid. I cant understand why you would monetise this man and his vile hate-filled platform.
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't want to be an adult anymore, I don't even want to be human. I want to be a goat and just eat all day and headbutt any cunt that annoys me.
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Form an orderly queue Gays and theys
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it #Jocktober or #Lockedtober? Or both?
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Zach Galifianakis Claps Doll Hands
ALT: Zach Galifianakis Claps Doll Hands
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Off for a walk x
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Saturday
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wanking with tears in your eyes
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FCF WINNER BABY
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘Anti Migrant Activist?’
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Reaction Meme Stan Twitter
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rich arsehole writes a book about rich, entitled arseholes and you pay to read it. If you do, you’re an arsehole, just not a rich one
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Up and at em girls
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Making friends on #Humpday
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Making friends on #Humpday
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bjork on Greed: Dusty and Starving Heart
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes you just need a hug on the face from his arse #Humpday
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Tuesday
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy National Blocking people who are still on Twitter Day 🎉
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Monday
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was a good film but fuck me, why do gay films have to be so bleak. Can’t gay people have happy endings?
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck me, I’m grey
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Billionaire who doesnt live in the UK for tax reasons talking shite about living in the UK then? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let Lady Die, Queen of our hearts rest
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Making friends on #FCF
A factory between two houses, photographed so the sign is cut off and says ‘Penis ha’
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#Thursdaythoughts
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘It’s my birthday in three weeks time, here’s my Amazon wish-list.’ Greedy cunt
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Critical Bard: Block Blickity Block Block
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stop fucking using AI, it’s shit and it makes you look stupid
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let’s be honest with ourselves, he has spread so little talent a long way too I’ve said it before, famous people are not our friends
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
342 work emails
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have to announce that my 7 day influencer career has come to an end until the next holiday. Please support my emotional recovery to this sudden return to daily life.
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That sky though (last night in Sicily)
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Last beach day #MCM edition
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh smashing, a baby has just shit in the pool
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Golden Girls - Straight Face Dirty Look
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Suns out again
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m on the rum and Coke Zero ladies
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here’s an idea Ask ChatGPT what you’d look like if you weren’t such a fucking idiot
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holidays fucked
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having a Negroni before dinner face
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Termini market day (the market alas was mostly shit)
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Italian breakfast of champions
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why do straight young men do handstands in the pool?
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