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Benzo Ferrari

@shinyfailure.bsky.social

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wizards in AD&D: Lo, this is a wielder of magics forbidden to all others! Wizards in D&D 5th Edition: NERRRRRD!

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m so sorry 🫂

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Right, the same way John McCain was Panamanian

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Disposable and bitterly refusing to decompose

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ron DeSkippedhistory

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Didn’t Trump just say we have the best murder

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Disgusting enough to have a death penalty in the 21st century, but also we can’t even do it right?

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It's Fucking Embarrassing

ALT: It's Fucking Embarrassing

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You don’t want to wake up one day and be like “fuck, how did he get better from death?”

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He remains dead, but frankly it’s not a bad idea to keep checking periodically

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He came from somewhere back in his long ago

Headline: Nearly 60 years after his adoption, man learns Grammy Award-winning musician Michael McDonald is his biological father

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think I’ve seen this movie

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Introducing Gurpo

A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace.
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love not having an opinion because I’ve never heard it. It could be Beethoven’s 5th for all I know

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hay-Shem was the Israeli Hee-Haw

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ewww, those are the worst kind of zombies

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bosa deez nutz

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s fantastic. You’ll want to watch Rogue One immediately after

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every time I order a caprese salad, I’m drawn back to that sweet, savage August in Calabria when I was 16. God, was I ever that young?

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Haunting”. Tomatoes. Tomatoes that taste haunting.

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If a guy with a Garfield phone steals from you, you may not have been the fearsome ninja empire you thought you were

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Youtube: Here’s a video of one of your favorite leftists bagging on Ed Sheeran Me: Fuck yeah keep it comin Youtube: Here’s 5 more Me: 😍🥹😆 Youtube: Then you must want a Macklemore video Me: Whoa there, pump the brakes pal

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s like Reverse Hanukkah

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Star Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand, Now There Are Two

ALT: Star Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand, Now There Are Two

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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

CALLED IT

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s real easy to see both sides when you’re that walleyed

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

IF YOU LIKE DEANO BONANO GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That’s on his parents

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think their math is off. It doesn’t have a 10% chance to kill us all. It has a 100% chance of killing the 10% of people dumb enough to, say, let Gemini plan their Mt. Shasta hike. www.google.com/url?q=https:...

Hikers who relied on Google’s Gemini AI rescued from Mount Shasta

One hour into the descent, they called the sheriff’s dispatch for directions and eventually got lost.

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It’s gonna be so funny when he’s gone and everything in the system that let this happen is allowed to continue

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You mean he’s finished with them

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They’re still pretty bitching

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

AI could kill us all by the end of this senten

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yeah, but she lives next door to a nursery school

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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh

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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years

cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Virtually identical to Tommy Tuberville

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’d love to see the big strong firemen try to carry Fisk away

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sending out a prayer to all those effected by the events of 9/11/17

The Twitter porn post Ted Cruz Liked on 9/11

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Are we still supposed to be repeating what he’s saying…”

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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Wayne from Letterkenny Says Hard No!

ALT: Wayne from Letterkenny Says Hard No!

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Optimus is rolling in his grave

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Crazy, right? Anyway, thanks for listening, everyone. Here's Jessie's Girl."

USA Today headline: Rick Springfield says he killed someone during Vietnam War at just 17

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Knights Who Say “Not All Men”

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ALT: Monty Python

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

White Riot vs (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais

Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In El Cerrito? That ain’t right

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dude it’s breached the firewall