Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22h1850) Yetibot. Abominable automaton. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween 15111
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 2h1187) Goblinbot. Effectively a larger Mischiefbot variant; a menace to society in general and novice PCbots in particular. Sometime ally of Orcbot. Like all goblins, bad at everything except being a goblin - which is a very Small Robot trait to be fair. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween 1278
Amy @shiningkami.bsky.social · 3hChapter 14 of Nier: Automata. If you know, you know.static.klipy.comNier Automata: Uncle Pascal RobotAlt: A gif from Nier Automata showing Pascal: a humanoid-ish robot with glowing green eyes. He is clutching his head as though sobbing in despair, which is what the player will also be doing at this point in the game. 000
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/10/20231977) Watchfulbot. Just has some stuff to think about by the sea. Specifically, the return of the Old Gods, for which generations of its forebears have also patiently waited in this spot, holding to the dark covenant etched in the stones. 411536
Reposted by Amygradientdescent @gradientdescent.net · 06/10/2026boycott it so your trans friends don’t get a sick feeling in their stomach when they come over to your house for a party & see a stack of HP merch on your bookshelf, politely excuse themselves a bit early without saying anything, and then go home feeling just a little degraded 162066816
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026605) Babygatebot. Not so fast, little buddy! Keep that toddler out of places you don't want them to go - utility room, staircase, robot lab - with this adaptive guardian which doesn't have a complicated lock that keeps you out too... #SmallRobotsRemastered 46011
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/10/20261298) Hydrabot. Has got a lot of heads. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween 36112
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 06/10/20261427) Ogrebot. Grumpy, hulking henchbot. One up from Orcbot, one down from Giantbot. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween 2417
Reposted by AmyJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives 1851851379
Reposted by AmyNash @radiodeadair.com · 03/10/2026FYI: One of Tara's cats, Peggy, was diagnosed with inoperable cancer. That diagnosis was expensive. She's now going to be in palliative care for the next few weeks. Tara could use a hand. 2134157
Reposted by AmyTara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026IF AND ONLY IF anybody wants to help cover the costs, I do have Venmo. I don’t feel right doing a GFM. It even feels weird doing this. 😬 venmo.com/u/Tara-Deeni...venmo.comTara Deenihan | @Tara-DeenihanVenmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today. 25453
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026604) Helibot. Our mastery of propellers has finally been brought to the world of civil aviation with this self-piloting helicopter. Has no front windows so has to describe to you what's going on outside. #SmallRobotsRemastered 44811
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[CN. Food] 602) Spicybot. Checks your meal to ascertain how spicy it is before you dig in and ruin a perfectly good tongue. Its antenna flashes green, amber, or red as appropriate, and is calibrated to your own endurance. #SmallRobotsRemastered 5549
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026603) Tubabot. Ideal for both orchestral accompaniment and for punctuating another hilarious disappointment. #SmallRobotsRemastered 27217
Reposted by AmyCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Got a new video for you. It's ostensibly about Marvel's Wolverine, but it's more akin to a series of sharp kicks aimed at Sony's bollocks. youtu.be/5UQTABnglQQyoutu.beSony's WolverineYouTube video by Stephanie Sterling 20636163
Reposted by Amybeep beep i'm a sheep @foxkvells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yeahhh, fucking THIS looking for textile art inspiration? ruined by AI doing writing research via literally any search engine? ruined by AI looking at pictures of food? ruined by AI caring about the environment? ruined by AI 10917405
Reposted by Amy𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 ☽⛤☾ ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers. 421866985
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026601) Makeupremoverbot. Removes your makeup if you forget to sort it out before you fall asleep/collapse. Its propeller is designed to rotate silently to avoid abrupt returns to confused consciousness. #SmallRobotsRemastered 35911
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026600) Lookoutbot. Looks out to sea for approaching Bigbots. #SmallRobotsRemastered 3526
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026599) Postbot. If you can't get to the postbox in time, or you're feeling too sad or shy to go outside right now, post your letter into Postbot and it will head out to do it for you. Also provides its own stamps. #SmallRobotsRemastered 26412
Reposted by Amy👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/09/2026okay, today’s spicy hot take because I’ve seen this three times already this morning: The U.K. does not have any such thing as a ‘legal name’ this is a good thing! unequivocally! this means it also applies to people we don’t like 27677127
Reposted by AmyREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh this is one of my favourite facts that always pisses people off, Shakespeare is modern English, you can tell because you can read it. 437983
Reposted by Amy🔞🏳️⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026Hey I think it should be said with the next round of "Discord age verification" scares and panic coming around Do NOT drop everything and run to a website you heard about 30 min ago and had not looked into at all The amount of vibe coded slop preying upon people's worry is alarming 1636501716
Reposted by AmyNash @radiodeadair.com · 21/09/2026This. Mother. Fucker. He had the option when a billionaire put pressure on him to turn it all around. Give the stadiums the finger. Get a groundswell. Have concert venues falling all over themselves to be replacements. Get the people on his side. Instead he's whining about how his tour was hurt.standard.co.ukDevastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row‘I'm feeling all of my friends and family and people I know abandon me,’ said Sheeran 991705370
Reposted by AmyJim Caddick @caddicarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026‼️ NEW VIDEO ‼️ To celebrate Crash’s 30th anniversary, I break him beyond comprehension. ⬇️ LINK IN REPLIES ⬇️ Thanks so much to Olly Ross for filming and @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social for the incredible thumbnail artwork 371060345
Reposted by AmyK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/09/2026I'm one of those who went from "Oh yay I'm charmed by this magical British boarding school!" to being unwilling to touch this person or anything she makes with a poison-dipped pole, and I know I'm not alone. 2352586
Reposted by AmyDr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As many others have pointed out, the non-negotiable condition for assisted dying is that a society must have universal affordable or free assisted living FIRST. Until that precondition is met legalising assisted death is dangerous. 08019
Reposted by AmyKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When disabled people oppose Assisted Dying, it’s almost never from a religious point of view. It’s not because we’re anti-choice or that we want to force people to suffer. We oppose it because society devalues disabled lives and uses these programs in an unethical manner. They become eugenics. 🧵 451608502
Reposted by AmyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now. 22673651386
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026597) Bobbot. Floating round pal. For looking after boats, maybe rescuing people? But mostly for going bob bob bob up and down. #SmallRobotsRemastered 47012
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026595) Recursivebot. Another robot that went a bit wrong. We were trying to use Storagebot's pocket dimension to create a spacetime bubble and allow FTL travel without violating causality, but it got flipped inside out and now this robot is sitting on its own head. #SmallRobotsRemastered 37218
Reposted by AmyJesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear 323813568
Reposted by AmyGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In a just world, I would be playing the new Fire Emblem game. 151162
Reposted by AmyBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 08/09/2026If you wanted to design a system to harm its users purely through textual input I do not think you could come up with something better. It is genuinely diabolical. It absolutely should not be something you can just get on your phone or on the terminal on your computer. 421239
Reposted by AmyBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 08/09/2026This really is the fundamental toxicity of this technology that just can't ever be escaped; even if it wasn't the object of economically destructive hype, even if it wasn't being overdeployed in environmentally harmful ways, etc, it's like asbestos for the brain 6794206
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026594) Racebots. Have hours of fun watching these speedy robots race each other around your house. They're friends, but they do get a tad competitive sometimes... #SmallRobotsRemastered 3537
Reposted by Amy🔞 Wysty, CEO of vampire yuri | Comms Open @wysticlipse.art · 07/09/2026Friendly reminder that any "weird" or "lazy" product you see is probably an accessibility device being mass-marketed to abled people to reach production quotas. Yeah snuggies were marketed like people were in a cult. They were made for wheelchair users. 5421203
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026593) Magnetbot. Wants your ferrous metals. Give it your ferrous metals! Delicious ferrous metals! #SmallRobotsRemastered 2557
Reposted by AmyFinn McLellan @saranadosfiction.com · 06/09/2026So y'know that thing I keep fucking saying about the way society treats AFAB bodies? I'm not *happy* that the Torygraph's proving my fucking point. (Vile article that basically boils down to 'you're not autistic or disabled or trans, you're just silly little girls who're acting up for attention') 1304
Reposted by AmyDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 06/09/2026For the 1723rd time, Rowling considers Harry Potter's continued fandom - including jackasses like the screenshot - as proof that people support her bigoted agenda. Having your Hogwarts House in your profile is the same - not just to us but to Rowling - as saying you hate trans people. 0169
Reposted by AmyKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Kids don't even care about Harry Potter! It's all Harry Potter Adults who desperately need to read another book, but instead they're forcing the books on kids with no regard for the fact that they're sending a message to their kids that trans people are disposable (while assuming their kids are cis) 612832
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Always bear this in mind when her snarky articles get passed around: massive fucking terf. 1458
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think there comes a point in everyone's life (or perhaps just every AMAB person's life) where it dawns on them, in one way or another, that all of society and culture is essentially built on a solid substrate of abused women and girls. I remember that dizzying moment of vertigo quite vividly. 119238
Reposted by AmySnoozey 🐘 @snoozey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've been seeing a LOT of people fall for discord tricks these past couple months, so I felt the need to make this to help get people caught up on internet safety 101. Please repost/share this around, you could help save someone's account! 2218401455
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026592) Buzzkillbot. When the venue has closed or the party has wound down but the gang is still amped up and won't piss off home, deploy this grumpy robot that has 100% had enough of their bullshit. #SmallRobotsRemastered 4549
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/09/20261494) Taskbots. Set important tasks for the other robots. 2332
Reposted by AmySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026591) Upsidedownbot. This was a different robot that fell victim to a minor production error, but it seemed so happy we just let it be. #Sɯɐllɹoqoʇsɹǝɯɐsʇǝɹǝp 48719