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Amy

@shiningkami.bsky.social
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33 | Non-binary, she/her/they | Autistic aro/bi disaster, hobbyist writer, volunteer office gremlin. May contain cats, feminism, the band Ghost, and Fire Emblem.

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 20h
1850) Yetibot. Abominable automaton. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A cuboid robot with long banded arms and legs. It has clawed hands and feet, and those and its body are covered in fur, with a rectangular gap for its face. It has horns on its head, and fangs in its wide, open mouth. It's walking forward, arms raised threateningly. The logo in the upper right corner reads, "Small Robots Remonstered", and little icicles hang from each letter.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 1h
1187) Goblinbot. Effectively a larger Mischiefbot variant; a menace to society in general and novice PCbots in particular. Sometime ally of Orcbot. Like all goblins, bad at everything except being a goblin - which is a very Small Robot trait to be fair. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A wide, ovoid robot with short, banded arms and legs and little cloven feet. It has big, pointed ears (one of which is pierced with a gold ring) and is walking along, carrying a wooden sword. It has a swept-back tuft of hair on its top and a big wide, spike-toothed grin; one of its teeth appears to be gold too. Its expression is one of sheer, small-minded malevolence. Text in the bottom right reads, "Small Robots Remonstered".
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
1977) Watchfulbot. Just has some stuff to think about by the sea. Specifically, the return of the Old Gods, for which generations of its forebears have also patiently waited in this spot, holding to the dark covenant etched in the stones.
A spherical robot with banded arms and legs, wearing tattered robes that are blowing in the wind as it extends its arms, palms held upwards, a blank expression on its face. The background is drawn in soft, greyscale shading, and depicts the robot standing on a windswept clifftop, looking out to sea. The sky is streaked with clouds and the sea is dark and flecked with foamy waves. The clifftop is covered in pale grass, and three short, worn standing stones emerge from the ground at angles,  surrounding the robot. Each stone is dark, but shaded quite sharply to resemble some kind of volcanic rock, and strange, angular runes are etched into their surfaces. Out to sea, just visible beneath the waves, is a vast, dark shadow, stretching almost to the horizon, that seems to be extending immense tentacles around itself.
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gradientdescent @gradientdescent.net · 06/10/2026
boycott it so your trans friends don’t get a sick feeling in their stomach when they come over to your house for a party & see a stack of HP merch on your bookshelf, politely excuse themselves a bit early without saying anything, and then go home feeling just a little degraded
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
605) Babygatebot. Not so fast, little buddy! Keep that toddler out of places you don't want them to go - utility room, staircase, robot lab - with this adaptive guardian which doesn't have a complicated lock that keeps you out too... #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a barred baby gate, blocking a doorway at the end of a corridor with a dark space beyond it. The robot has jointed arms which are folded across its front and its face has a stern expression. Approaching it, facing away from the frame and looking a little unsteady, is a toddler wearing a dungaree dress and a striped shirt, hair in pigtails, dragging a blanket behind them clutched in one chubby hand.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1298) Hydrabot. Has got a lot of heads. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robot in the form of a mythological hydra. It has an ovoid body with a banded tail and legs that have clawed feet. Five heads emerge from its body, mounted on sinuous, banded necks. The heads are ovoid too, with large mouths that contain sharp teeth. One head is distracted, looking at a butterfly, one is frowning at the ground, one is smiling, one has its mouth open and another is angry about something. Some have their tongues out, which are forked like a snake's. Text in the top right reads, "Small Robots Remonstered."
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1427) Ogrebot. Grumpy, hulking henchbot. One up from Orcbot, one down from Giantbot. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robot shaped like a sort of rounded pyramid with banded arms and legs. It's carrying a big spiked, wooden club and has a pronounced underbite with protruding tusks. On its head are a few scraggly hairs and it's frowning grumpily and scratching at them. It says "Small Robots Remonstered" in the top right.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 03/10/2026
FYI: One of Tara's cats, Peggy, was diagnosed with inoperable cancer. That diagnosis was expensive. She's now going to be in palliative care for the next few weeks. Tara could use a hand.
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Tara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IF AND ONLY IF anybody wants to help cover the costs, I do have Venmo. I don’t feel right doing a GFM. It even feels weird doing this. 😬 venmo.com/u/Tara-Deeni...
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Tara Deenihan | @Tara-Deenihan
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
604) Helibot. Our mastery of propellers has finally been brought to the world of civil aviation with this self-piloting helicopter. Has no front windows so has to describe to you what's going on outside. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a stylised helicopter. Its main body is spherical, with a rigid tail emerging from the back. It has landing skids held on by two banded struts each in the same style as the limbs of other robots, and a door in its side with a little square window in it. The robot's smiling face is on its front.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[CN. Food] 602) Spicybot. Checks your meal to ascertain how spicy it is before you dig in and ruin a perfectly good tongue. Its antenna flashes green, amber, or red as appropriate, and is calibrated to your own endurance. #SmallRobotsRemastered
An ovoid robot with banded arms and legs. It stands beside a plate of food, which is drawn in a soft, pastel style (because it's hard to draw realistic-looking food in the standard style). The meal looks like a curry, with rice and a triangular samosa (or possibly a folded chapati) on one side. The robot is putting a fork or spoon into its mouth, its eyes are widened, and its eyebrows are raised very high. A banded antenna on its top is lit up, its cheeks are flushed, and two beads of sweat have formed on its brow.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
603) Tubabot. Ideal for both orchestral accompaniment and for punctuating another hilarious disappointment. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a tuba with banded arms and legs It's body (i.e. the tuba) is shaded to look like reflective metal, its face on the conical bore (big funnel bit) blowing into its mouthpiece, which is on an extended tube from the opposite side of the instrument (because, interestingly and unintentionally, I used an image of a smaller tuba designed to be held at shoulder height for reference, rather than the more conventional style with the mouthpiece closer to the bell), and it has its eyes closed. The robot's arm is connected to one of the many looping pipes, emerging from within the workings to manipulate the valves mounted in the middle. Wide waves emerging from the bell indicate the bassy sound produced by the robot.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a new video for you. It's ostensibly about Marvel's Wolverine, but it's more akin to a series of sharp kicks aimed at Sony's bollocks. youtu.be/5UQTABnglQQ
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Sony's Wolverine
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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beep beep i'm a sheep @foxkvells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeahhh, fucking THIS looking for textile art inspiration? ruined by AI doing writing research via literally any search engine? ruined by AI looking at pictures of food? ruined by AI caring about the environment? ruined by AI
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 ☽⛤☾ ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
601) Makeupremoverbot. Removes your makeup if you forget to sort it out before you fall asleep/collapse. Its propeller is designed to rotate silently to avoid abrupt returns to confused consciousness. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A person lying in bed with a tousled head of hair and bags under their eyes. Most of the picture is shaded normally, in blocks of colour, but half of the person's face is in soft, contoured shading, slightly paler than their underlying skin, representing makeup. They have contoured cheeks, smoky eyeshadow, heavy mascara and shiny lipstick with lip liner in a darker shade. There is an abrupt line where the makeup has been removed by the robot, which is spherical and held aloft by a propeller on its top. It hovers beside the person, face showing intense concentration with its tongue sticking out. It has jointed arms that end in soft, rounded pads, one of which is wiping at the person's lips, while the other is raised up, with its underside heavily smudged. The whole scene is in shades of grey, as it takes place in the dark of night.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
600) Lookoutbot. Looks out to sea for approaching Bigbots. #SmallRobotsRemastered
An ovoid robot with banded arms and legs, holding an old-fashioned telescope with brass banding to one eye and pointing with its other hand, mouth open in a wide smile. The lens of the telescope reflects an image of Bigbot coming ashore.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
599) Postbot. If you can't get to the postbox in time, or you're feeling too sad or shy to go outside right now, post your letter into Postbot and it will head out to do it for you. Also provides its own stamps. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a cuboid postbox with a curved back. The rectangular slot is its mouth, complete with rows of teeth, and it has a hinged hatch with a handle on its front. It has four stumpy banded legs on the bottom and two banded arms. In one hand it holds a strip of adhesive stamps with tiny images of what appears to be Bigbot on them, while in its other it holds up a sealed envelope.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/09/2026
okay, today’s spicy hot take because I’ve seen this three times already this morning: The U.K. does not have any such thing as a ‘legal name’ this is a good thing! unequivocally! this means it also applies to people we don’t like
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh this is one of my favourite facts that always pisses people off, Shakespeare is modern English, you can tell because you can read it.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026
Hey I think it should be said with the next round of "Discord age verification" scares and panic coming around Do NOT drop everything and run to a website you heard about 30 min ago and had not looked into at all The amount of vibe coded slop preying upon people's worry is alarming
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 21/09/2026
This. Mother. Fucker. He had the option when a billionaire put pressure on him to turn it all around. Give the stadiums the finger. Get a groundswell. Have concert venues falling all over themselves to be replacements. Get the people on his side. Instead he's whining about how his tour was hurt.
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Devastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row
‘I'm feeling all of my friends and family and people I know abandon me,’ said Sheeran
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Jim Caddick @caddicarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‼️ NEW VIDEO ‼️ To celebrate Crash’s 30th anniversary, I break him beyond comprehension. ⬇️ LINK IN REPLIES ⬇️ Thanks so much to Olly Ross for filming and @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social for the incredible thumbnail artwork
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/09/2026
I'm one of those who went from "Oh yay I'm charmed by this magical British boarding school!" to being unwilling to touch this person or anything she makes with a poison-dipped pole, and I know I'm not alone.
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As many others have pointed out, the non-negotiable condition for assisted dying is that a society must have universal affordable or free assisted living FIRST. Until that precondition is met legalising assisted death is dangerous.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When disabled people oppose Assisted Dying, it’s almost never from a religious point of view. It’s not because we’re anti-choice or that we want to force people to suffer. We oppose it because society devalues disabled lives and uses these programs in an unethical manner. They become eugenics. 🧵
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
597) Bobbot. Floating round pal. For looking after boats, maybe rescuing people? But mostly for going bob bob bob up and down. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A spherical robot with a little antenna, happily floating in some water.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
595) Recursivebot. Another robot that went a bit wrong. We were trying to use Storagebot's pocket dimension to create a spacetime bubble and allow FTL travel without violating causality, but it got flipped inside out and now this robot is sitting on its own head. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A spherical robot with banded legs sitting on top of a larger version of itself, with a smaller version of itself on top of it, and a smaller version on top of that one and so on to the limit of visibility. It has no mouth but its eyes convey an expression of confused frustration. The Small Robots Remastered logo appears in the top right of the frame, but smaller versions of it are repeated in the same position relative to each Recursivebot, inwards and inwards, until becoming illegible.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
A very ordinary pot, maybe 6 inches in diameter, photographed at a specific angle such that the handle and attaching screws make it look like a smiling bear.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In a just world, I would be playing the new Fire Emblem game.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 08/09/2026
If you wanted to design a system to harm its users purely through textual input I do not think you could come up with something better. It is genuinely diabolical. It absolutely should not be something you can just get on your phone or on the terminal on your computer.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 08/09/2026
This really is the fundamental toxicity of this technology that just can't ever be escaped; even if it wasn't the object of economically destructive hype, even if it wasn't being overdeployed in environmentally harmful ways, etc, it's like asbestos for the brain
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
594) Racebots. Have hours of fun watching these speedy robots race each other around your house. They're friends, but they do get a tad competitive sometimes... #SmallRobotsRemastered
Two robots, styled like rounded, simplified open-wheel racing cars with faces on the front. Each has a front wing and a spoiler at their rear. One is zooming forward with a determined expression on its face, while bumping the other out of its path. The bumped robot is in mid-air and has an expression of appalled indignation. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the top right is in italics and has blurred motion lines behind it, as if zooming towards the right of the frame.
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🔞 Wysty, CEO of vampire yuri | Comms Open @wysticlipse.art · 07/09/2026
Friendly reminder that any "weird" or "lazy" product you see is probably an accessibility device being mass-marketed to abled people to reach production quotas. Yeah snuggies were marketed like people were in a cult. They were made for wheelchair users.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
593) Magnetbot. Wants your ferrous metals. Give it your ferrous metals! Delicious ferrous metals! #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a horseshoe magnet with its poles at the top and two banded legs on the bottom. It's face is on the curved section and it looks quite angry for some reason. It's lunging forward, somewhat aggressively.
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Finn McLellan @saranadosfiction.com · 06/09/2026
So y'know that thing I keep fucking saying about the way society treats AFAB bodies? I'm not *happy* that the Torygraph's proving my fucking point. (Vile article that basically boils down to 'you're not autistic or disabled or trans, you're just silly little girls who're acting up for attention')
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 06/09/2026
For the 1723rd time, Rowling considers Harry Potter's continued fandom - including jackasses like the screenshot - as proof that people support her bigoted agenda. Having your Hogwarts House in your profile is the same - not just to us but to Rowling - as saying you hate trans people.
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kids don't even care about Harry Potter! It's all Harry Potter Adults who desperately need to read another book, but instead they're forcing the books on kids with no regard for the fact that they're sending a message to their kids that trans people are disposable (while assuming their kids are cis)
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Always bear this in mind when her snarky articles get passed around: massive fucking terf.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think there comes a point in everyone's life (or perhaps just every AMAB person's life) where it dawns on them, in one way or another, that all of society and culture is essentially built on a solid substrate of abused women and girls. I remember that dizzying moment of vertigo quite vividly.
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Snoozey 🐘 @snoozey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've been seeing a LOT of people fall for discord tricks these past couple months, so I felt the need to make this to help get people caught up on internet safety 101. Please repost/share this around, you could help save someone's account!
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
592) Buzzkillbot. When the venue has closed or the party has wound down but the gang is still amped up and won't piss off home, deploy this grumpy robot that has 100% had enough of their bullshit. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A spherical robot with jointed arms and legs and a drooping antenna. It's slumped down, tired, arms dangling, and has one eye closed as if half-woken up. It doesn't look happy.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
1494) Taskbots. Set important tasks for the other robots.
A large, pear-shaped robot with banded armed and legs, glasses, a grey beard and hair and severe eyebrows, looking down disapprovingly at a much smaller, cylindrical robot, also with banded arms and legs. The smaller robot has curly hair and a little beard, prominent front teeth and is holding a tablet. It looks utterly cowed, withering beneath its larger companion's scrutiny.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
591) Upsidedownbot. This was a different robot that fell victim to a minor production error, but it seemed so happy we just let it be. #Sɯɐllɹoqoʇsɹǝɯɐsʇǝɹǝp
A round-topped robot with banded arms and legs, except its body (and cheerful face) is upside-down. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the top right has also been rotated 180 degrees so it appears upside-down.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
590) Leakbots. If you have a household leak, use these instead of various pots and pans, buckets, or whatever to catch the water. They move around to intercept drips, empty themselves, and only occasionally fall asleep. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A set of five robots in the form of flat-bottomed bowls of various sizes, partially filled with water and each with a pair of banded legs on the bottom and eyes on the front. One is walking off somewhere, the smallest is being surprised by a splash landing in it and one on the far right has fallen asleep - a small puddle has formed beside it as a result. A series of drips are falling from above.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
583) Mondaybot. If you're feeling a bit glum on a Monday morning, Mondaybot will drop by to keep you company and just generally cheer you up by being a small round pal. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A spherical robot with a little smiley face, short, banded legs and a little antenna on top.
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