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@sherpawhale.bsky.social
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avid pie crust enthusiast, PNW sports fan with an emphasis on Seahawks, Storm, and Blazers, former Cosmere blogger, recovering comics collector, KFBF, and video game appreciator at a rate much more slowly than you'd think

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
girl who said she was going to start getting 8 hours of sleep consistently: "when u think about it 6.5 hours is basically 8"
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rudy time @pierogiy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are all learning and growing all of the time
a simple black and white comic with 3 panels. in the first one, a bunny guy is talking to a bunny child wearing a shirt with a famous mouse on it. the flavor text reads "(trying to make conversation with a 3 year old). the bunny guy asks, "oh is that Minnie Mouse?"
the child replies, "no, it's MICKEY MOUSE!"
the next panel is a close up of the shirt design with the child tapping on it and saying, "SEE?". the mouse in question has long eyelashes and a big bow and a dress and heels and whatnot.
in the last panel, the bunny guy has 2 warring thoughts: "we have to stop erasing the achievements of women" vs. "ok yeah gnc mickey mouse, fuck it up i guess"
the bunny guy smiles and says "oh ok!"
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 20h
No matter where you shop, you're getting screwed by Amazon. Amazon has found a way to make everything you buy - at Target, at a mom-and-pop shop, even direct from the manufacturer - more expensive. And they're not the only one: Expedia's done the same thing, but for hotel rooms.
A faded, scratched postcard advertising the 'Edge of Town Motel.' Next to the motel sign is a vast pink piggybank, out of whose slot rises a motel key on a diamond keychain, emblazoned with a metallic dollar-sign.
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
friendly reminder that the "The" at the beginning of a title cannot do double duty as an ordinary "the" and therefore it's "...the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake" and not "...The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake." ("...the remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" is fine too.)
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ESPN producer Nicole Noren quits over sports broadcasting's increasingly predatory promotion of gambling: “I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.”
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Nicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”
Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest.
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Ian @icc99.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Since both teams are wearing throwbacks, only right to bring this baby out of retirement
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
thank you macaroni and cheese lawyer
image of a swirling blue background with a sentient macaroni and cheese lawyer in the middle it says: congratulations if you are seeing this the macaroni and cheese lawyer has chosen to represent you pro bono. all legal and spiritual cases have been ruled in your favor
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Boo-rittney 👑👻 @peachia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tiny hands finally get some love we winning today chat
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
support my book kickstarter TOOAY 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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814bleedingrose.bsky.social @814bleedingrose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Hailee Steinfeld's Happy Dance
ALT: Hailee Steinfeld's Happy Dance
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You would think that the point of football is to be happy when your favorite team wins. Wrong. The point of football is to feel unbridled joy when the team you hate the most loses.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i like the similar phrases that are included on the "it ain't over till the fat lady sings" page
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/10/2026
and I stand with the hectoring, pedantic weirdos. they are the thin blue line that's keeping this place unprofitable and therefore okay to look at during work hours
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/10/2026
twitter is a nicer and friendlier place than bluesky: false bluesky has some of the most aggressively hectoring, pedantic weirdos on the entire internet: true
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Nick Ostrem @nickostrem.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
Epic Handshake meme with Square-Enix fans and Frasier and Niles Crane shaking hands over “I question the quality of this port”
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James Davis @jamesdavismakes.com · 24/10/2025
my last two brain cells trying to keep it all together
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12/10/2026
rather than listen to some idiot man attempt to reckon with why men don’t read you could simply read this thread written by an author who has put in hard time as both a man and a woman and might have more insight on how both publishing and gender works. thanks.
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 12/10/2026
McDEInald's
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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kelsey is blueskying @sherpawhale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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kelsey is blueskying @sherpawhale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ugh
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kelsey is blueskying @sherpawhale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
nice block by Kupp
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kelsey is blueskying @sherpawhale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
gotdamn, JSN
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kelsey is blueskying @sherpawhale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SPECIAL TEAMMMMMMS
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mood today 😏
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Brian Shea @brianpshea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
raandy @randygdub
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]
12:42 AM • Feb 27, 2016
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brendon bigley @bb.wavelengths.online · 10/10/2026
I've uncovered an uncomfortable truth: Movie trailers are actually a psyop by Big Hollywood to convince you to go see a movie.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
most people i know have a hard time accepting a compliment, let alone an award, and this man is out here begging for the nobel peace prize. GET A GRIP!!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 07/08/2026
I swear people out here acting like HP is their diabetes medicine. You're not gonna die from quitting the racist wizard books for children. You're 39 years old, Christ.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
just to be clear this is how you all sound like defending him, its just that for some of you the faux social justice language is better put together than for others
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
i am going to kms somebody else
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Support local bookstores and not the evil megacompany that wants you dead and forces its delivery drivers to pee in bottles
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not thrilled about the Seahawks signing a guy who punched his girlfriend in the face so hard she had to have her jaw wired shut and facial surgery
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every last high school girl out there, unless you know for a fact that she has committed murder or rape, will do more good for the world than a boy or man who has committed sexual assault stop treating rapists as valuable
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is fucking absurd how much y’all want boys to have an unobstructed successful future and treat girls like fucking cannon fodder every last high school girl out there is more valuable to the world than a boy or man who has committed sexual assault
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all media were scary to me as a child because i was born with an inherent understanding of the hostility and indifference of the universe and everything i encountered indicated to me the futility of human life. im sorry you had to see a power rangers villain though
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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