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@shayna.bsky.social
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
telling my daughters how and why their dad and I named them is such a fun and special story. Can’t imagine assigning this experience to a soulless slop machine
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Survived thunder dome (Trader Joe’s parking lot after 12:30pm)
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
feeling incredibly vindicated right now for never buying into this thing, but honestly sucks for the millions of people whose genetic data are now up for sale to the highest bidder
Screenshot of a headline reading “23andMe files for bankruptcy, announces resignation of CEO Anne Wojcicki” on 3/24/25
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/03/2025
t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/03/2025
chuck schumer needs to go. the democratic party leadership is useless. they are not opposition, they are complicit. if you care at all about this country or anyone in it, you NEED to vote against this bill
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
“it’s a big club and you ain’t in it” -george carlin
Photo taken through a glass door showing Senator Chuck Schumer and Donald Trump in the middle of a seemingly friendly conversation
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
barista complimented my lipstick I think I could run through a brick wall if I wanted to
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Ilana Masad @ilanaslightly.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Trump! Is not! Acting! Against! Antisemitism! He does not give a shit about Jews! Neither does his administration! His unelected favorite billionaire openly made a nazi salute! Why are journalists taking him and his admin at his word about anything to do with antisemitism! Why why why!!!
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
beautiful women should never get hangovers it is against nature
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This fucking monster has spent $60 million of New York taxpayer money trying to bury me and the other woman he harassed alongside the nursing home victims his policies killed. This man can go to hell. He is headed there sooner or later anyway.
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Oh no a horrible budget that’s going to kill a lot of people just passed, better blame the people who definitely caused this and within whose sole power it was to stop it: third party protest voters
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Gerry Connolly sends letter to Speaker Johnson asking that he condemn January 6 violence and bar its participants from the Capitol — a letter that will be sent straight to the wastebasket. What is the point of this
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
We have Nazi salutes now because nobody said anything about Confederate flags.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Screenshot of tweets on 2/15/25 by @mburridgemusic: “I can’t delete Twitter cuz I need to be on here the day he dies” with reply “‘He’ can be several mfs”
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
is anyone seeing a surge in spam calls since last month?
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The girls are fightinggggggggg
Tweet by Sam Altman @sama: no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I think kids deserve free breakfast and dinner too, because I don’t think any kids deserve to be hungry at all
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
All kids deserve free lunch is the easiest position for anyone to take, why is it even a debate
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I appreciate the larger point everyone was making in the beginning but I actually think we should stop asking people to do Nazi salute in public
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 28/01/2025
dude i’m done with these rich people. how could you see the utter collapse of all the systems designed to help people in this country and still demand public funding. it’s disgusting now and has always been. ghouls
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former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Damn, if Kamala had won he’d still be alive today. Well, RIP Bozo
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i hope all the fucking time and his greasy heart pops in his fat guy chest and then not only is he dead but i wont have to see these fucking breathless reports every time this chomo pig goes golfing for four years
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Nvidia now biggest single day loss of a company ever. $600 billion.
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
😀
Tweet from @unusual_whales saying: “‘Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms,’ per Axios” posted on 1/27/25 at 1:53pm EST
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Sorry I just don’t get why musk keeps getting these national and international political speaking gigs like??? Why is no one challenging his credentials, why should we listen to him, I feel like I’m going insane
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Super Bowl fit check
Man putting on bomb vest
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Real stressed by this game tonight gang
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Shay Stewart-Bouley @blackgirlinmaine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
By the way, white women, you aren't as safe as you imagine yourselves to be.
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
lol we’re never getting a dem potus again
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
NSA agent monitoring my phone: (sighing loudly as he writes “0” on his “days since shayna threatens mortal violence on a billionaire” chalkboard) got another one chief
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
this rules and should happen everywhere tbh
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
this is so good
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 21/01/2025
do you know how hysterical you sound claiming that a guy who endorsed germany's neo-nazi party, unbanned neo-nazis on his website, reposts neo-nazis daily, endorsed the great replacement, and whose family emigrated to south africa in support of apartheid, intentionally gave a nazi salute? absurd!
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I think it’s ok to shout “Nazi” when people deliberately do Nazi salutes. This seems like a good time to shout Nazi, rather than, say, when Republicans pass tax cuts or weaken the EPA—as bad as this is. It seems important to accurately describe reality, and to be clear it’s a meaningful escalation
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Luigi did not do what he did for you to be defending Elon on the timeline
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
what we’re not going to do is defend Elon musk for doing a nazi salute, like I cannot believe this has to be said
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thank goodness we can reach out and reassure the people truly in need right now
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
sorry but why was elon musk giving a speech anyway like why is that not also being talked about
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
wow logged back into tiktok
Welcome back message from TikTok and the body of the message is the iconic letter written to sammi from jersey shore: “Sam, the first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head in between a cocktail waitresses breasts, also he was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know. Therefore you should know the truth.”
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok is back
The wire “I want you to put the word out there that we back up” scene
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
“I asked chatGPT” did u try asking ur brain
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
When I do drugs at the function
Truth social post by Donald Trump: “EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!”
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Precipitous drop in UHC tweets :(
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
gentle reminder that when you make jokes about the united health insurance ceo getting killed, your friends who are health insurance ceos will see them. but the united health insurance ceo won’t see them. because he’s dead
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shayna @shayna.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Penguins from the movie Madagascar discussing strategy: one says “Kowalski, analysis” and the other answers “banger”
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