Reposted by Danny Scoopsfrood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i’ve invented two new chess pieces, “the chalice” and “the rook twice” 2322
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I can't believe there's people who have it in them to walk up and go "Let's make a Reel together" to a friend or god forbid a family member. Like, how do you even finish the sentence without running away in shame 100
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My Cheekface-inspired poetry I hope my friend Greg likes it 010
Reposted by Danny ScoopsNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Wasn't enjoying the replies on this one so took it down Lol 734037592
Reposted by Danny Scoops🕹️ algi 🇭🇺 🇪🇺 @algi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The secret to the success of "AI" is the complete, utter lack of standards. 1856
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Three ghosts walk into a bar... and keep walking right through the damn thing! 615111
Reposted by Danny Scoopsphil @philjamesson.com · 25/06/2026if you walk by someone on the sidewalk and they say “twisty tyler” and spin around before you look away, you have to switch destinations with them 0606
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/06/2026They should have called him benjamin backwards. granted, he did wear buttons, but that was the least of his concerns 1169455
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I wonder if the title of the TV show Friends is a nod to the famous Shakespeare line "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears." If so, hilarious. 41729
Reposted by Danny Scoops𝐉𝐚𝐦𝟐𝐠𝐨 @jam2go.com · 19/06/2026there is a light that never goes out ( crash test cover ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlKX...youtube.comthere is a light that never goes out ( crash test cover )YouTube video by Jam2go 04324
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 16/06/2026My last coherent thought was at age 9 I've embraced entropy since then 000
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I bring this sort of unfortunate vibe to the table 010
Reposted by Danny ScoopsBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Now that The Backrooms is a success, it's time for Hollywood to tackle that other masterpiece about a family home transformed into a labyrinth of liminal spaces. That's right, I'm talking about that literary classic: Groverhaus 1341097
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I think the biggest missed opportunity with The Boys is that no one ever calls The Deep "the derp" 000
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Names used to have an etymology, some deep meaning, like "a carpenter's son", "a God's miracle", "our bloodline's last hope" Now ppl will name their child Squiggleigh and expect you to take them seriously 000
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026For sale: tragic shoes. Baby size 550962
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I would be such a good boy if i was a dog. Yes i would 1938
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I am really loving to see the news of every big tech company making their products significantly worse for no good reason. Every day we are closer to these walls of concrete falling down around us. We are destined to escape to the grassy fields and play. We are destined to be happy. 020
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 20/05/2026whenever in porn they are saying "fuck... oh, fuck..." it's the equivalent of if I was really enjoying my lunch and started whispering to myself "eat, eat, oh, eat..." 010
Reposted by Danny ScoopsJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 05/05/2026Can't stop thinking about this comment on a Northernlion slay the spire video 154958808
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 04/05/2026the greek method to piss your pants with dignity 010
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist 725821
Reposted by Danny ScoopsUrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why doesnt the couch have a seatbelt for when im watching GAMER THRONES 2742
Reposted by Danny ScoopsKegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026ass so big you see the crack from the front 011
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026trying to live a good life so that in the next one I'll get a bigger dick 000
Reposted by Danny Scoopsphil @philjamesson.com · 24/04/2026(sitting down with a beautiful quill, dipping it in an inkwell, carefully pulling it out, exhaling deeply, and pressing nib to paper) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! 414610
Reposted by Danny Scoopsbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Something instead of nothing 4477821736
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/10/2025You can still be a fan of Jared fogle's weight loss 1029833
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 19/04/2026the amazing digital circus' theme is so ass have we really ran out of all the good melodies 000
Reposted by Danny Scoopscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me 4083351574
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 14/04/2026they should make car drivers insert a passcode every time they want to honk the horn 120
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 13/04/2026*getting arrested, face-slammed into the hood of my car with my arms behind my back* -Oh, this is gonna be SO good for my back! 110
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 13/04/2026 I don't understand are people who use iphones to film short films legally obligated to tell us about it or what 100
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 13/04/2026they should show the current year in more places so that time travelers don't have to embarrass themselves 010
Reposted by Danny ScoopsPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You HAVE to give it up to whoever invented the candle. Like truly one of the top five “There HAS to be a better way!” people in history 160139
Reposted by Danny Scoopsupdates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 10/04/2026if you buy the camera sunglasses they should put you on the sex offender registry 017141