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SYBAU? Yeah, I'm Sexy Young Beautiful And Unable to flop

It has begun: runny nose as soon as I step outside.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

humanity peaked when it invented vegan margarine. i put that shit on a bagel and ate it: wow!

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Dude with the longest legs I've ever seen was walking so slow on front of me MOOOOOOVE I'm hungry I wanna get HOME

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

what a terrible morning. good morning everyone.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

eating some fucking kibble

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The world went to shit when messaging apps started automatically converting :), ;), :D, etc. to emoji. If I type :) there is no fucking chance I mean 🙂. Wtf are we doing? Fix this.

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

will he text me back after I "ghosted" him due to being wifi-less in the woods with my family for 2 days. has he forgotten about me. le sigh.

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

An apple a day keeps my tummy hurty

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Guy came to me place and we played Mario Kart World for 2 hours and he left. What are we.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

actually i need to learn to be mean and rude because men are unreliable and will ghost me so who fucking cares. nah jk i'm over it and in a good mood but i really was annoyed 2 hours ago.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

overthinking every text i send to this guy. really annoying and embarrassing. but he's rly cute and smart. goddddd i need to learn to be normal and nonchalant

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

everything is going wrong at work for reasons beyond my control but it's ok because i can complain about it to all my work besties and it feels great

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

me texting before a date: "heyyyy real quick, do you want me to change me for you? glasses on or off? nails painted or not? hair shiny or not? short or long socks?"

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm at my best when I'm impatient, cold and straightforward. That's when I truly get shit done

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

voting Liam X Maya (the AI) for best collab for the streamer awards

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

French people have got to get their shit together: I went to the CHEESE shop to buy a brie. In French I say "can I have a slice of brie". The employee (French) made me repeat 3 times. GIRL IT'S ONE SYLLABLE. WE HAVE THE SAME "R" PRONUNCIATION. AND IT'S THE CHEESE SHOP. Anyway they didn't have brie.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

just did yoga + workout for the first time in 3 weeks and i feel so good and so mobile. i wanna do backflips.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

do you think i will be shot if i repeat an outfit one more time

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Got the biggest tummy ache because of TWO pieces of old kale that I put in an egg sandwich. I would not have survived any other era of humanity.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

my apartment slowly turns into a dump until my mum texts me "I'll come by tonight to bring you food" so I spend the day completing every undone chore and cleaning every nook and cranny. and i think i got really good at speedrunning that shit.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

ever nap so good you don't realize time passed but your mouth tastes like nap so you know you slept? like you have nap mouth. let me know!

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My 10-pack haul of the new TCGP expansion teehee mega sharpedo looks insane, what a good card design

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i love analyzing my bank statement : - small bag of nerd clusters at the movie theatre: $8.28 - premium pecorino romano from a specialized cheese store, similar weight as the nerds: $5.67

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/07/2026

Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

when i feel sexy i go on dating apps and swipe left on everyone

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Lowkey good that I'm not getting TOO ripped from my little silly workouts. It'd go to my head 100%. I'm good with a fake-pack that only shows once in a while.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

i can't really caption this i just wanna post it

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

standing on business means sitting on gold

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Y'all, what if I'm going to Japan in a few months. What if my tickets are already bought. What if. 🥹🥹🥹

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

thank god sabrina carpenter released espresso *before* the Switch 2 was announced because "Switch 2 it up like Nintendo" sounds terrible

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

intensity is a peer to passion

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

why is no one using skateboards as a mode of transport anymore. i wanna casually skateboard to work or the grocery store but i'm shy i don't wanna be the only one.

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"Can we snowball some ideas into each other"

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

reading on my patio with a slutty tank top on. hope my elderly neighbors objectify me a lil bit. no way i've been working out for *nothing*

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

it's moving season, which means my new upstairs neighbors are building approximately 5 IKEA pieces of furniture per day, with a hammer, not on a carpet, straight onto the floor

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

i just invented a new element: flooride. it's what the floor is made out of

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

everyone i crossed today must've been like "wow this guy is sooo brave for going outside with 2 ginormous red pimples on his left cheek" 😇

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Went to see Supergirl and every "don't do this at the theatre" thing happened: entire bag of popcorn dropped (I think a drink too), girl kept sneezing (rapidly and loudly?), girl kept crumpling her bag every millisecond of the quiet/emotional scenes, and during credits a dude played ig reels loudly

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

i forgot i posted this i just laughed so hard

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

i just realized i have dating experience in 4 languages, and so i can confidently tell you: men are boring in every language

Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

going through old clips

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

never apologize for expressing yourself