Reposted by Danny Scoopsfrood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i’ve invented two new chess pieces, “the chalice” and “the rook twice” 2322
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Is that the good or the bad side I can never remember 110
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026To be clear I'm not trying to imply that Instagram is any worse of a platform than any other of the kind, it just bears the biggest weight in my life specifically 000
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I can't believe there's people who have it in them to walk up and go "Let's make a Reel together" to a friend or god forbid a family member. Like, how do you even finish the sentence without running away in shame 100
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My Cheekface-inspired poetry I hope my friend Greg likes it 010
Reposted by Danny ScoopsNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Wasn't enjoying the replies on this one so took it down Lol 734031589
Reposted by Danny Scoops🕹️ algi 🇭🇺 🇪🇺 @algi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The secret to the success of "AI" is the complete, utter lack of standards. 1856
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Three ghosts walk into a bar... and keep walking right through the damn thing! 615111
Reposted by Danny Scoopsphil @philjamesson.com · 25/06/2026if you walk by someone on the sidewalk and they say “twisty tyler” and spin around before you look away, you have to switch destinations with them 0606
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/06/2026They should have called him benjamin backwards. granted, he did wear buttons, but that was the least of his concerns 1169155
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I wonder if the title of the TV show Friends is a nod to the famous Shakespeare line "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears." If so, hilarious. 41729
Reposted by Danny Scoops𝐉𝐚𝐦𝟐𝐠𝐨 @jam2go.com · 19/06/2026there is a light that never goes out ( crash test cover ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlKX...youtube.comthere is a light that never goes out ( crash test cover )YouTube video by Jam2go 04324
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 16/06/2026My last coherent thought was at age 9 I've embraced entropy since then 000
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I bring this sort of unfortunate vibe to the table 010
Reposted by Danny ScoopsBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Now that The Backrooms is a success, it's time for Hollywood to tackle that other masterpiece about a family home transformed into a labyrinth of liminal spaces. That's right, I'm talking about that literary classic: Groverhaus 1341097
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I think the biggest missed opportunity with The Boys is that no one ever calls The Deep "the derp" 000
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 28/05/2026My favorite lyric of the album so far, thank you once again for the honors 020
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Names used to have an etymology, some deep meaning, like "a carpenter's son", "a God's miracle", "our bloodline's last hope" Now ppl will name their child Squiggleigh and expect you to take them seriously 000
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026For sale: tragic shoes. Baby size 550962
Reposted by Danny Scoopsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I would be such a good boy if i was a dog. Yes i would 1938
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I am really loving to see the news of every big tech company making their products significantly worse for no good reason. Every day we are closer to these walls of concrete falling down around us. We are destined to escape to the grassy fields and play. We are destined to be happy. 020
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 20/05/2026whenever in porn they are saying "fuck... oh, fuck..." it's the equivalent of if I was really enjoying my lunch and started whispering to myself "eat, eat, oh, eat..." 010
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Oh wow, that is really impressive now learn russian and you got a buddy for life 110
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 16/05/2026to be fair she was quite careful with it, holding it with a plastic bag not to litter. she was also dressed in a white top and black skirt office style, classy I just realized you asked "was it tasty" and not "was it nasty" she seemed like she was enjoying it, yes 110
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 16/05/2026are you just throwing out all the scrapped lyrics today 010
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 15/05/2026ant-sized kittens would tickle me so much I feel like I would hate that even more than ants 010
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 11/05/2026would really appreciate if you posted this again on June 12 010
