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Salacious B. Cumb

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So anyway I says to Mabel, I says

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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Seller: Good news! Your order has shipped! Click here to track! UPS:
Tim Robinson saying "I didn't do fucking shit!"
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
is species 8472 the same as mewtwo
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
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Salacious B. Cumb @sharkfarts.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Me when the fellas leave the table at the lodge to grab our post-slalom hot chocolates
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Salacious B. Cumb @sharkfarts.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Woah I’ve been playing this all week for the first time since I was a kid, must be smoking that coincidental shit
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
rise and shine!!!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
yeah same, i'm always so relieved when the man with the yellow hat shows up to help him sort everything out
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Thinking about how much I like fresh basil and then saying, “I go crazy for the bazy” over and over until loved ones are concerned.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/02/2025
“when life gives you lemons” when has that ever happened? what the fuck are you talking about
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Z. Doom - Official Compact Disc Lover @world0fecho.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
NILES IS MISSING!
OH NO!
NILES HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY WINE THIEVES!
CAN FRASIER
SAVE HIM IN TIME O BATTLE THROUGH EIGHT DIFFERENT LEVELS, COLLECT WINE BOTTLES & COME UP WITH THE RANSOM MONEY TO SAVE NILES!
FIND NILES!
FIGHT THIEVES!
FRASIER
NILES IN PERIL
TENSER
FRASIER
NILES IN PERIY
nake GAME BOY..
ONLY ON
GAME BOYI
T
LORD
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Showing your friend your new glasses
Cow with car on head
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Saw your man down at the old possessed doll factory. He’s inhabited one of the racially inappropriate ones yeah
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 27/07/2023
The "is it about my cube?" scene from the simpsons but I changed it so Mr Burns is Pinhead and Homer is flayed. Hooked chains hang around the office.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Yeah so i accidentally yassified the next few slides and i dont know how to reverse it so lets all be mature about it. Now, as we can see the victim exhibits blunt force trauma to the side of the head and upper body. The bone fragments point to a rounded object being used
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
TELL EM!!!
a cardboard advertising standee for sweet oatgrass seeds that has the ad copy "Cats love to nibble sweet oats" printed on it twice
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