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@shaneblep.bsky.social
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Resident Evil is a better name than Biohazard but Dracula X is a better name than Castlevania.
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A Mech A Day @dailymecha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Model: Mecha-Shiva Debut: The Venture Bros. Year: 2003 Designers: the artists at Needle Soup Productions, Inc.
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The reason why I’m siding with Kelly Clarkson on this situation: she was my first celebrity crush when I was nine. Simple as. She’s America’s Idol.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the part during the Beach Boys show where John Stamos makes miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/10/2026
the male reading thing is way simpler than most people make it. men typically don't like reading books about women whereas the opposite isn't true because women typically see men as subjects and men typically see women as objects
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They named an animal after the fact it eats ants. That's fucked up man
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/10/2026
in 1993 i was hired by konami to devise a hip new mascot to rival sonic the hedgehog. the resultant creature, “radical james,” was considered too extreme for audiences at the time. today i can finally reveal his design
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a
youtube.com
Longplay of Glover
YouTube video by LongplayArchive
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Baby monkeys after being introduced to cloth mother:
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“hey”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*Spielberg in the alternate universe where the Criterion Closet is the complete N64 library, holding up a copy of Army Men: Sarge’s Heroes* You know, Sarge was my main inspiration for Saving Private Ryan. (Pause) the stories he tells, you never truly realize the scope of what happened over in Europe
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyway to my bluesky faithful I’ve become terminally Segapill’d this last summer, having gone from never having owned or really extensively played a Sega console to owning both a Dreamcast and a Saturn. I’ve developed Late Onset Sonic Autism and am having the time of my life.
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think by all rights it’s time to make the jump from Twitter to here. The juice is just increasingly becoming not worth the squeeze. Plus all the Twitter accounts I love from 2014 are here now.
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Jamf Industries @jamf-industries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Letterman: Tonight we’ve got the star of a new movie that’s sure to be a hit… that’s right, it’s the shovel from “Digger” Paul: ha HA!
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this.
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 30/09/2026
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In which I discuss exactly what Sega Does that NintenDoesn’t
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Flashback 64 @flashback64.com · 30/08/2026
I have heard WWE is the storytelling company and the entrances company but I think we can put that to bed now
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In which we go long on Car Insurance Commercial Lore
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got a serious cup of mud going right now
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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The Legged One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If this flag offends you, I'll help you Pac
Pac-Man flag
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"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith spotted on his way to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.
quiz kid donnie smith with a mouth full of blood. he's wearing tom ford.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Imagine having been in there for 9-11
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 13/06/2026
boardwalk street side, cape may, new jersey, 1978
boardwalk street side, cape may, new jersey, 1978
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How I open meeting ice breakers with public clients
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 10/06/2026
rides above, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
rides above, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The Grinchtacular episode is still my artistic high water mark but the My Immortal Hulk series were doing on the pod is giving it a run for its money.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/04/2026
taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@joelastname.bsky.social did you end up watching the Vice TV NTBTS yet? Or is still hard to find since they nuked it from the Internet Archive?
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Today’s a big day
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@malaiseforever.bsky.social thoughts?
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@joelastname.bsky.social feel like you’d appreciate today’s Far Side
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/03/2026
Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 21/02/2026
"Another glorious day at Milan Cortina for the Olympic Games! I'm Buck Laughlin, joined by Trevor Beckwith—Trevor have you ever driven a Milan Cortina?" "...I, I don't think—" "Great mileage, needs a roomier back seat. Gas grass or 'uh-oh,' nobody rides for free. Trevor Beckwith, your thoughts."
Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
@joelastname.bsky.social there’s a joke in the first episode of NTBTS that I honestly think is a Sitcom Hall Of Fame worthy moment. I cannot recommend the show enough.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/01/2026
let's all celebrate scott adamses life by watching the real episode of dilbert where dilbert gets pranget
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Currently working on a serious cup of mud, brother
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
emmet otter jug band covering fairytale of new york
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@joelastname.bsky.social this guy in the comments of your Pied Piper review is so cool
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The Forlorn Gamer @shaneblep.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Oh god I hate this app so much don’t make me come here for posts
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