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@shakeanddrake.bsky.social
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35 years old Optimus Prime is my dad gay and trans af

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detachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped
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Lord Diana 🇺🇦 @lordsovorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hope this works then! Let's make art accessible in Germany ✨🖤❤️💛✨
A 1bit doodle comic in four parts, titled "How to draw", "in Deutschland" over a big german flag with a pretzel and a beer off to the side

1) a distressed person sitting in front of a drawing tablet
2) the person commits mitosis
3) the person grants the newly created clone a large axe
4) the distressed person is ambidextrously both clicking the mouse and drawing with a pen on the tablet. They are tied to the chair and behind them the clone expressionlessly holds the axe over the shoulder
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "of course I'm angry you dumb pile of fucks"
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
his name is Gaitz and he is beautiful yep I know I'm gonna be weak for him and Bertrand
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
restaurants, I will never order from you if you use AI for pictures of your food If you don't have any confidence in your food, why would I???
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the day we find out the name of that blond Dimitri-looking guy hanging out with Bertrand is the day my life is over please, fire emblem people, have we found out more info?
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🌲🏳️‍🌈MTO 🔞 @mtomauw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First slot finished :3 for @shakeanddrake.bsky.social second one in progress for Kacekitten, Erryone come get ur slots \o/ I'm asking everyone who claims a slot if they have a favorite planet or space/cosmic vibe and I'll style YC in the colors or like the shapes/theme of said vibe.
Image from the quoted post but now one character is finished and the others look a little see through
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah I've been rewatching JoJo Part 1 and it's making me think of this post
In Phantom Blood when Dio was like I'm allowed to do whatever I want because I'm gay and poor and Speedwagon was like worry not JoJo... I'm also gay and poor and I'm here to tell you that Dio's just a freak
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
EVA Unit 02 being pierced by the Forkchop of Longinus
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ιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
kaiju wisdom 🙇
panel 1: woman watches tv “Man, Godzilla is so fucking cool.”

Panel 2: Godzilla stomps through a city “Huge thighs, always screaming, destroying the works of man.”

panel 3: Godzilla turns to the camera “Hey! The traits you love in me you must also love in yourself!”

Panel 4: the woman is shocked “He's right!”
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💖 @saintconsumed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
blaiddyd babygirl crest confirmed
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
everyone pay your respects to robopope the robot pope
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寧 Shanice ⬩ VN Work 💖 @shanicetjn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🏳️‍🌈 Pride Quommissions for @shakeanddrake.bsky.social. I love these two a lot!!! 🥺✨ Thank you so much for supporting me. I really enjoyed drawing them! 🥰💕 #CommWork
A digital portrait commission of shakeanddrake's OC, Kysin. He is a Githzerai from Baldur's Gate 3 that has blue locs that is tied into a high ponytail. He is wearing a black outfit with a high collar and 4 piercings on his ear. Kysin is looking straight at the viewer with a serious expression. There is a circular Gay Pride Flag as the BG shape.A digital portrait commission of shakeanddrake's OC, Marlow. He has short grey hair with a matching full beard and is wearing a white dress shirt with a red waistcoat. Marlow is looking over his shoulder and winking at the viewer cheekily. There is a circular Pansexual and Transgender Pride Flag as the BG shape.
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
honestly I'm at the point where I'll pay someone $$$ to bully me into drawing daily
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The Fire Emblem Character Of The Day @fecharaterday.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Fire Emblem Character Of The Day is Dimitri #Dimitri #Nintendo #FE #FireEmblem
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
in tears at the guy throwing down the kangaroo after that PK
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🌻spicy lil gremlin🌻姫ぴょんぴょん @bunnyshapes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's time
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Peter, what is this? 🔞 TEAM RUB @anyhoozlebee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
there aren't a lot of things I miss about canada tbh, but holy FUCK do I miss central air right about now
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 23/06/2026
if your euro freelancers/colleagues are slow to respond or inactive right now, bear with us it is because we are being fried alive
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A man in fanct dress sits at a table with a tarot deck across from another man and says "OK. Here is your tarot reading..." He places down a card featuring a man in a sleeveless shirt doing a hip pop and making a swishy hand gesture. The card is called "The Gay Guy." He place down another card featuring a mustachioed man in harness fetish gear called "The Really Gay Guy." The man getting the reading says "uh... I'm actually straight." The tarot reader says "Oh, I know. The really gay guy represents closure."
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
lolt64 posting on twitter saying: got expelled from playing discord poker with the guys cause every new hand i'd go "royal flush... looks like I win." no matter what the cards were and always bet everything.

quote post from unknown shows jojo's bizzare adventure anime frame showing the character jotaro kujo playing against d'arby the gambler
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Alex!!⚡️[ Plane Dragon Enthusiast ✈️] @spearxwind.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I really love it when an artist I follow gets insanity levels of obsessed with [thing they like] and will not stop drawing it. It's so very charming. Go girl give us one billion drawings of that little freak in your head who I know nothing about. He's my blorbo in law now
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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It's Fine Dog Meme in Burning Room
ALT: It's Fine Dog Meme in Burning Room
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
maybe controversial take but I liked the Doormaker more than THE STUPID AEONGLASS AND THOSE AWFUL RETAIN STATUS BULLSHIT CARDS
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Lee Hong in Intense Red Scene
ALT: Lee Hong in Intense Red Scene
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Roll20 working for me when I have less than 3 hours to finish prep, challenge level fucking IMPOSSIBLE apparently
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I want a figurine of Rocky so badly Anyone know of a good one, even if it's on Etsy or something? #projecthailmary #rocky #amazeamazeamaze
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peitoll @peitoll.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
shapes and colorsss
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man covering his face with his hands while sitting on a chair
Alt: it's the guy from jjk covering his face with his hands in exasperation
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potes normalgirl @stealingpotatoes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
my cat's always suuuper chill about going to the vets #caturday #cats #cat #comic
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not to reference the Nostalgia Critic in the year of our Lord of Cinder 2026, but it feels like a lot of people turned his "explain, movie! explain!" shtick into their entire relationship with all art.
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
AEW you're fucking joking with me right
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2026
new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
if you don't enjoy writing something, people aren't going to enjoy reading it, so stop writing those work emails and get back to writing that sopranos omegaverse fanfiction
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/01/2026
visenyaism on tumblr: "Honestly fuck A1 for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I'm some kind of protestant"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/01/2026
i could not give one single fuck about immigration and never have my entire life. to care, even in a ‘reasonable’ oh there should be proper checks and balances way is to be, rudely, the dumbest person alive. literally what difference is it to you
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Drake @shakeanddrake.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
IT'S MY BOY MY 60+ Y.O. SON (don't worry, he didn't kill anyone who deserved to keep living)
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Inmanis THE bull @inmanis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
@ginkgocrownarts
the goal is to be as kindhearted and perverted as possible
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