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@shackjit.bsky.social
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i fucking hate star wars

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Luke Zweiwalker [Daily Legends Character] @zweiwalker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
12.06.2026 Legends character of the day: Tsavong Lah The Yuuzhan Vong Warmaster. He developed a personal grudge against the Jedi after being defeated in battle by Jacen Solo, which lead him to make the destruction of their Order a top priority.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(before the invention of tongs) hot hot hot hot hothothot
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2026
its blackpilling that when you hit a certain point of wealth the economy becomes entirely fake and you gain more power than governments. something must be done
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/06/2026
*bravely* I might do my job now
The Senate's 'Bumpy Ride' 
After losing his primary, Senator John Cornyn says he is eager to flex his political freedom. "We've got some cards to play."
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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klunsghoul @klunsgod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
First look at White Ganon in The Legend of Zelda movie
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
comparison between two games, showing Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) having low polygonal graphics 

Doki Doki Literature Club (1983) on the other hand has a lot of fancy graphics with realistic details and terrain
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
delta...rune....
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
7roggie posting on twitter asking "why does yoshi's butt attract people?"
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King Koopas Kool Kartoonz @akoolkoopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They should add this in the remake
Screencap of Link drinking a orange soft drink taken from a commercial for Mirinda Soda
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
They’re putting Nancy Mace in a big trash can and rolling it down a hill
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
June 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Taking accountability
Hi everyone. There's been a lot of talk in my mentions today about how I said that they forced feminized the World Cup players and they call it the Girled Cup now and also the sport is called footovary and the players mainly have pillow fights and menstruate and talk about feelings. I was wrong. It was misandrist and Joe Rogan of me and the people who got angry at me over it are really brave and also attractive and I shouldn't have said Girled Cup. Girled cup girled cup. What else what else. Girled Cup they're calling it now since no no no. No that's not right. That was wrong me they don't call it that. Not yet they're waiting on branding girled cup girled cup they're calling it that now it's real so don't get mad I'm sorry I'm misandrist Joe Rogan I don't mean to be but they do call it that since all the nlavere were force fominized I'm renly corry
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this fucking image is so stupid but it kills me
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Bart's dead" meme format
"Deltarune in fortnight!"
"That's right!" (image of the definition of fortnight, which is a period of two weeks")
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
door with action prompt asking you to press the e key to open it

caption says "#lifeisroblox"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
perfect website
a screenshot of two posts:

- disc horse bot: I will never vote for Kat Abughazaleh.
- Kat Abughazaleh: disc horse bot I love you
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
no you need to start arguments online for fun and joy
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
every star wars fan deserves death in the most painful ways
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
they took this from you
nose
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Gusya @angrygooseberry.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fern 🌿
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i got hills i will die on and bluesky happens to be the most convenient place to dump my correct opinions
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
wow are you actually jealous of my lash job
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
it treats those corrupt political actions like hard hitting truths. qimirs whole thing is going "the jedi are oppressing me!!! let me do what i want with the force!!" while the politicians are going "the jedi are trying to control their emotions which is impossible" yeah okay buddy
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
you'll be my aide when i need you most
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
you got the porn bots with this one. the seduction of the dark side compounded by the misrepresentation of the jedi order made for a story where the bad guys seem good, maybe even better than the jedi, which simply isnt true.
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
me coming to spew acolyte hate in the big year of 2026
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"the jedi are a religion of unchecked power blah blah" idk dude would you rather employ the sith as upholders of peace in the galaxy? stupid fuck. the 900 years of peace has made you believe the jedi are irrelevant. who do you think kept that peace for 900 years????
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the acolyte was shit because it was made by someone who clearly has the hots for villains doing bad shit to look cool and no regard for the quality of the story whatsoever
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the fact that ahsoka is getting a second season but this isnt is just proof that filoni is a fucking bitch 😭 god forbid we dont include his biological children that he birthed himself
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
its okay to want the mandalorian and grogu to flop if thats what itll take for disney to realise that this mediocre nothingslop is not what we want
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 04/06/2026
"would you live in a jail cell for 37 days to win $835,000" is like your average Mr Beast challenge
A man in Tennessee who was arrested and jailed for 37 days after refusing to take down memes about Charlie Kirk’s death has won an $835,000 settlement.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Currently workshopping a guy who's mad that Mamdani's getting credit for a Knicks team that was actually built during Eric Adams' administration. Really looking forward to seeing where this goes.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
had never seen this one and it's killing me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hunter Biden spending his whole day every day on Twitter being like "I'm not a pedophile, I was smoking crack with ADULT hookers at the Super 8 outside of Newark, you guys have pictures of all of it INCLUDING my hog from My Leaked Stolen Laptop™" is a masterstroke. Should've done this years ago.
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
centrism is siding with the oppressor elmo you sick fuck
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
craaapp
photo of tv showing upcoming mlb schedule, including rockies, a’s and phillies
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Daddy would you like some sausage
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
hey you don’t have to post show theories that are in the explicit text of the show. You can just notice them. It’s called watching the show
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
lemonde.fr
Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
The French-Iranian 'died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life,' people close to her said.
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
okay now say that about andor
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Im about to be swimming in th fucking thames
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
some of them are real fucking mid. fuck you mean your nitpick is the sifo dyas shebang?
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s a real dark sign of the times if a brand as bland as Dominos feels comfortable enough to pander directly to incel gamergaters
Dominos Pizza UK quote retweeting God Of War: Laufey

“God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni”
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DiscussingFilm posting on twitter saying: "Kane Parsons is officially the youngest director ever. He is only 2 years old."
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jackshit @shackjit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
broke: qui gon shouldve trained anakin woke: wedge antilles shouldve trained anakin
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
reddit post on r/lies showing green oval head guy smiling with fire hair. title of the post is "This is apples newest emoji"
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