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Stuart Grieve

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Geomorphologist, trade union member, tired.

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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 17h
And who's going to employ them after you've destroyed all the universities? Aquaman?
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UCU Edinburgh @ucuedinburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day 2 of the UCU workers' strike at the University of Edinburgh. The 1,800 jobs UCU estimates will be cut is unprecedented in Scottish higher education. It is happening in the wealthiest Scottish university, and the third richest in the UK, currently sitting with over £3billion reserves.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 'the UK is not on the slide' tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tshirt
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NOW DO IT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO  REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Institute for Research Software @softwaresaved.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
⬡ Today, we become the Institute for Research Software. For 15 years, we've worked as the Software Sustainability Institute to make research software more sustainable and properly recognised.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 26/08/2026
Godspeed, Space Comrade. o7
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Glen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Universities' lack of aggression and fight defending themselves when they're clearly in the front line of a gathering zero-sum conflict is astounding. And pathetic. They won't throw even a single rhetorical or political punch. They are pitiful.
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The Simpsons: Principal Skinner - Pathetic
ALT: The Simpsons: Principal Skinner - Pathetic
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Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder @andycruns.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mike D: They're saying my homie is mentally Beastie Boys: ILL Mike D: But he might get better if we give him this Beastie Boys: PILL Mike D: Some saying ADHD is now Beastie Boys: EMERGENT Mike D: I'm sayin' my boy's just Beastie Boys: NEURODIVERGENT
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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Institute for Research Software @softwaresaved.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🧭 Applications for the 2027 round of the SSI Fellowship Programme are now open! Find out all about it, the dates, and the support available at www.software.ac.uk/news/ssi-fel...
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I see that Toby Young had written about an elite university messing up by elevating someone who may not have been actually qualified to be there. Interesting stuff
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Not a single mention of climate or the environment in this article.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It me when the migraine clears
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wood man @wood-man.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
LLMs appear useful in writing/coding for the same reason cars appear as a good choice for transportation. Because they let the users reap the benefits while outsourcing a majority of the costs to the rest of society
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s the 88th anniversary today of this immensely enjoyable headline 🧵
12 boys rout fascists
Twelve boys, some of them less than 10 years old, went to Weymouth beach and barracked Mr Robert Saunders, a Fascist speaker.
He ignored them, so they went away and returned with toffee tins half filled with stones.
Using the tins as rattles, they made so much noise that Mr Arthur England, a 63-year-old Weymouth magistrate and superintendent of the beach, approached to stop them.
A crowd of holiday-makers, sympathising with the children, booed Mr England and a sock filled with sand caught him behind the ear.
In the sand battle that followed, the Fascists were pelted off the beach.
About 5,000 people followed them to their car, overturned the trailer attached it, and filled the loud speaker equipment with sand.
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University and College Union (UCU) @ucu.org.uk · 06/08/2026
The EHRC Code of Practice comes into force this week. This is an attack on trans+ people. It is guidance, not law. It does not remove rights or make harassment legal. UCU stands in solidarity with the trans+ community. Join the lobby for trans equality, 9 September with Trans+ Solidarity Alliance
The EHRC guidance and Code of Practice comes into force this week. This is an attack on trans+ people.
These changes will make trans+ people's lives harder.
They will not make women safer.As a result of this we are likely to see greater exclusion from everyday spaces, increased scrutiny and harassment, and institutions rushing through damaging policy changes.
Let's be clear, it does not:
• Permit harassment or discrimination.
• Remove anyone's legal protections.
• Justify rushed, intrusive policy changes.What you can do:
• Look out for each other, solidarity is practical, not just a post.
• Report harassment, it is still illegal and your union will back you.
• Push your institution to protect every student and member of staff.
• Join us in Parliment for a mass rally on SeptemberViolence against women is real, and it is serious. It is also being used to justify this attack on trans people.
This guidance will not prevent it.
The dangers women face do not come from trans people sharing a bathroom.
UCU sends solidarity to the trans+ community. We will keep fighting for trans+ inclusion, and against the misuse of the EHRC Code of Practice.
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Imagine your name was Ross Cosmos but you weren't the Russian space program
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Annette Yoshiko Reed @annetteyreed.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
August as an academic
Tabbycat in tie say he hopes he doesn’t have a lot of meetings… while in the background is a lots of meetings factory
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 31/07/2026
This has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
mirror.co.uk
Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops
EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after...
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Huh. The lying and plagiarism machine made a mistake?!
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Plashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’ve said it before and I’ll no doubt say it again. Universities are roughly 1000 years old. They predate most operating models including capitalism and have lasted for a reason. Installing insecure, helpless managers who ape business methods results in bad businesses, not good universities.
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Prof Rob Dover @robdover.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The sec of state who has seen at least 15000 academics lose their jobs just said this. Out loud. Mercy me. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
‘It hurts to lose a job you love’: Starmer loyalist Bridget Phillipson fights on despite cabinet demotion
Exclusive: The former education secretary on her new role as Labour chair and continuing as the minister for women and equalities
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 29/07/2026
#OtD 29 Jul 1962 fascist Oswald Mosley tried to march with the Union Movement in Manchester, UK. However, he was attacked by anti-fascists and had to be rescued by police. A Mosley speech later was drowned out by a crowd of anti-fascists. More info: www.patreon.com/posts/e37b-6...
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Simon J. Greenhill @simongreenhill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Somewhere a university academic is being told to "do more with less" by someone whose job title didn't exist two reorgs ago.
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Kirsty Grainger @kirstygrainger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Earlier this year UKRI launched a funding call to invest £40M in ONE AI lab. www.ukri.org/opportunity/... For some unknown reason they decided to fund TWO AI labs at the cost of £60M. An extra £20M. Just found. That's the equivalent of 7 more years of Jodrell Bank. www.ukri.org/news/ukri-la...
ukri.org
UKRI launches two AI research labs to stay ahead in global race
Two new labs will back British researchers to develop next generation artificial intelligence (AI) systems, helping secure the UK’s position as a global leader.
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21 Group @21group.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
David Latchman has been appointed Vice Chancellor of University of London He was found guilty of research misconduct by University College, London. He blamed his postdocs. Nice to see strategy, networking & playing the long game win out in the end 😉
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't remember this episode of Red Dwarf.
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 16/07/2026
Horse owners, animal staff, neurodivergents, veterans, humans – finally, a consultancy on fireworks! www.gov.uk/government/c...
gov.uk
Fireworks and pyrotechnics in the UK
We are seeking views on the regulation of pyrotechnics and fireworks in the UK.
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Dr Áine O’Brien @aineclareob.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"DeepMind’s AlphaFold was trained on the Protein Data Bank, a repository filled over decades by synchrotron crystallography. Without the beamlines there would have been no training data and no AlphaFold."
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MS-DOS Games, Programs, Trivia, Pixels, Grog @scumm-bar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He’s busy
Black and white line drawing of momo on a table holding a mouse of his computer in the living room. He says “not now. I’m computering”
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Liesbeth Corens @onslies.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Indeed we do! docs.google.com/document/d/e... I would add a line about the stupidity of cutting even further in the Strategic Priorities Grant, but may need to stop seething about that first. Do contact your MPs, many of them are too reliant on deeply stupid briefings from the DfE.
docs.google.com
UKHE MP template
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 07/07/2026
Bluesky this morning:
Tintin and Snowy in a parade where everyone is cheering. (Still from Tintin in America)
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Margot Finn @eicathomefinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
British Academy President's statement on the UK's higher education crisis, July 2026.
thebritishacademy.ac.uk
British Academy President: UK higher education crisis risks irreversible damage
As course closures, shrinking provision and widening regional inequalities threaten the future of UK higher education and research, President of the British Academy, Susan J Smith calls for an immedia...
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Liesbeth Corens @onslies.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#UKHE! You know how we're told that 'students want less choice' against what we know to be reality & against pedagogical & disciplinary needs? Finally found the Nous report that supposedly backs that up, & it's based on a survey that asks about the *choice of major* nousgroup.com/assets/docs/...
FIGURE 12 UNIVERSITY STUDENT PREFERENCES AROUND OPTIONS TO SELECT MAJOR(S)
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Michael Nabert @sustainablesong.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Research confirms that the more skilled professionals like doctors and software engineers rely on AI, the more their skills degrade. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Is AI ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good
Reliance on artificial-intelligence tools degrades the abilities of physicians and software engineers, studies show.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/06/2026
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
Benjamin owns a farm. He employs 100 workers plowing his fields. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10 percent productivity gain. Benjamin fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000 percent productivity gain. The driverless mules cause plow damage to his property in excess of $50 million. Benjamin loses another $5 million due to the loss of productivity from his one remaining employee, who no longer guides a plow but instead spends 100 percent of his time shoveling mule shit.
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LiLBaz @lilbazza.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Analytically, this is why it's important to consistently talk about the political media class, to treat them as a single ecosystem of shared & mutually reinforcing interests, rather than as members of different parties & discreet professions that also overlap or interact
Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social

Keir Starmer was hanging out with the Murdochs last night, according to Politico

SPOTTED ... at News Corp Chairman Lachlan Murdoch's summer party at Spencer House Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his wife Victoria Starmer ... Torv Leader Kem Badenoch and her husband Hamish Badenoch ... former Health Secretary Wes Streeting ... ex-No. 10 chief of staff Morgan McSweeney ... Reform Treasury spokesperson Robert Jenrick .. former Secret Intelligence Service Chief Richard Moore ... former Cabinet minister Jacob Rees-Mogg . YouTuber Piers Morgan ... anc DMG Media editor-in-chief Paul Dacre ALT
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Jojo she/her @jojofe24.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Brianna ghey has become the face of a social media ban for young people Despite the fact that her killers knew her in real life, at school, and she was socialising with them outside when they killed her And the reason they killed her was the traditional print media moral panic Truly sickening
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Evie Devers 🎮🍂 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Every pitch I’ve heard for how AI can make my job more efficient starts like this
Simpsons Clip - Troy McClure selling a horribly inefficient orange juice maker, starting with the false pretence that making orange juice is painful
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Kate Littler @palaeoclimate.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yowser. 'Edinburgh’s response goes even further. Any staff member not partaking in the boycott but who refuses to take on extra marking will have their pay deducted by 100 per cent.' Being financially punished for other people’s strike action?! Draconian.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
how many cars are on fire
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Broken Chanter @brokenchanter.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Absolutely craven and pathetic. A disgrace.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Ralph Wiggum: I'm in Danger!
ALT: Ralph Wiggum: I'm in Danger!
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Remember that according to @royalsociety.org this kind of behaviour is apparently acceptable conduct for a Royal Society Fellow.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If these AI tutors are so good, why not give them to the kids of rich people, and let the kids on free school meals slum it with human tutors?
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