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Stuart Grieve

@sgrieve.bsky.social
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Geomorphologist, trade union member, tired.

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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Photo of Streeting and Mandelson smiling together
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Screenshot of news article reading:

A Paisley woman has been ordered to undertake alcohol counselling after hitting her partner on the head with a glass bottle.

Michelle McGuire admitted she assaulted her partner on September 6, last year at the Glynhill Hotel in Renfrew. 

The pair got into an argument and McGuire shouted “you’re a s***e ride” before striking him on the head with a glass bottle. Screenshot of one of the court reporter sketches for Chewin the Fat
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Posting my UCU ballot reminded me of posting one back in 2022. It's nice to see the postbox has had a glow up. #WeAreTheUniversity
Posting a UCU ballot into a shiny red postbox in 2025Posting a UCU ballot in 2022 into the same postbox, but it's very rusty and the paint is cracked
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Just piss off. There is no world where I am letting the machine that lies to you control my terminal.
A screenshot of "whats new in version 3.6" of iterm, advertising an AI chat feature.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Screenshot of a classic dril tweet reading: 

turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
New diet just dropped: 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 bALaNcEd bRiTiSh DiEt 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Chip shop flyer advertising itself as an important part of a "balanced British diet"
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Next stop #EGU25!
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Behold! My Mental Health Fence ™️ is complete! My brain is still absolutely fucked, but now I have a fence.
A face on view of my new fence, which has a snazzy chevron designAn oblique view of the fence, looking up my drive
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
famous Dril tweet about candles and the economy
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
Photo of a mixed use building with several windows. In two adjacent windows are Chelsea and Arsenal flags
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Found this in a charity shop. Back then I was more of a Lotus SmartSuite fan. Should I pick this up so I understand the backstory of the current edition of word?
A photo of a cd ROM of Microsoft works 2002
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Are you having #AGU24 FOMO? Why not submit an abstract to our biogeomorph session for #EGU25? meetingorganizer.copernicus.org/EGU25/sessio...
An image summarising the session details for our biogeomorphology session at EGU25: full details in an accessible format can be found at https://meetingorganizer.copernicus.org/EGU25/session/52639 (the link in the post)
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Well it's great to know that AC Grayling thinks I should kill myself. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11...
Screenshot from the linked article, reading:

He added: "If as an act of compassion you wanted to help somebody escape suffering, then why only in the last six months of a terminal illness? Why not for somebody who simply cannot come to terms with being wheelchair bound let us say? Or who is clinically depressed and is never going to be independent of medications for the rest of their lives?"

Where I have highlighted the line "Or who is clinically depressed and is never going to be independent of medications"
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I bought a large amount of screws today at an excellent price, if anyone was wondering how I was doing.
A box containing smaller boxes of assorted screws in a range of sizes
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
IBM PS/1 I spent ages reading all the manual pages and playing shareware games like Commander Keen.
Photo of an old IBM PS/1 computer
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I am thrilled that we are boiling the oceans for this shit
Google AI crap informing the user that 1000 characters of text is equal to 6000 words, assuming an average word length of 6 characters.

It goes on to say that the exact word count depends on how long the words are.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Nibs approves of the idea of a holiday in his honour. Here he is just after being fed some tuna as compensation for having to take some pills.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
A photo of my black fluffy cat sitting in a pile of leaves An image of Nibbler from Futurama
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Steamed hams Simpsons meme edited so that Chalmers is saying "good lord what is happening in there?" While pointing at a door labelled "Scientific Reports"
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Starmer 🤝 a busy charity shop
Screenshot of BBC news article stating that starmer will no longer accept clothes donations
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Nibs is assisting me in pulling cables today.
The worlds fluffiest black cat pulls string through a cable conduit
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Just missed out on first half million! #502,407!
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Spending my week's holiday the only way I know how: digging a big hole
Photo of the growing trench I am digging in my garden
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
It's days like today that really remind me why I became an academic
A photo of an empty computer lab. Taken by a very tired lecturer who could've stayed in his nice warm bed.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
His winter floof is coming in
A very fluffy black cat lies on a yellow bed, looking fluffy.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
What is happening?
Creepy door nonce admits his crimes
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I was trying to come up with an amusing portmanteau for when you are tired and sad. Then I realised there is already a word for that.
Closeup of a map that says depression on it
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
A vegan black pudding supper
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
You have my sympathies. I'm about 6 weeks ahead of you in the fixing a water damaged bathroom stakes.
Image of water damaged floor and wall in a bathroom.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
This has made my day
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
He is tired out from playing.
A big fluffy boy snoozing while holding one of his toys.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Putting my holidays in my calendar
Calendar entry reading Leave (me alone)
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Look at his snaggletooth!
A black cat with one tooth, staring up at the camera like a special boy.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I've been struggling the last few days due to a migraine. Today I am pain free but feel like I am swimming through treacle. But I have managed to cut a hole in my flat and fit a new fan duct. (Once cured I will clean the foam up)
Photo of a fan duct in a bathroom wall
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
What I find distracting is having my wages stolen and being expected to be polite to scabs.
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Stuart Grieve @sgrieve.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
The wee man is enjoying the sun!
My outrageously fluffy black cat snoozing in the sun
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